Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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No one tell this retard that this game he used has drag queens. So much for being LE HECKIN' BASED CHUDDY!1!1!1 (Which by the way, have to kiss your characters to give them air underwater. No exceptions)

I am not even joking, because I would be kaughing my fucking ass off if I weren't waking up from a fucking nap.

This is hilarious.

You first said this in regards to the photo of him as a child. You can't wiggle your way out of that one.

For the rest of the niggerbabble, @Goycast Guy, what the fuck is this nigger talking about?
I'm sorry, but is the lolicon really accusing me of what I think they are accusing me off? You are a joke.
You doxed a random user in an attempt to intimidate him and to call him a twink?
I literally gave a link to the thread that doxed his name.

Fucking tard.
You prefer taking it up the ass.
You look like YOU take it up the ass. Twink ass face while being less than 21. Pathetic.

Nice name, buddy. Did you change it yourself, or did these people do it for you?

YOU ARE A TWINK, FAG.

Eh, I don’t care to censor them. Here you go.
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@Claudio Hernández Castañeda I don’t know why you waste your funny money informing Griffin that I’m apparently a twink but hey, go for it buddy.

I’m just as confused. I don’t remember ever having that debate with him, but maybe he debates with the voices in his head I’m not really sure.

Wait, aren't you the same retard that tells me to stop feeding doxers or trolls? I guess it wasn't convenient! Twink and a retard, a Homosexual euroamerican's favorite.

In Mexico, they warn children about El Aterrador Hombre offering free tacos from the taco truck. Never speak to El Aterrador Hombre.
Hey, Soycast Guy. Who is smarter? The person who can only speak one language, or the one that can speak more than one?

Just kidding, we both know the answer. I am the smarter one! You are just a pathetic, privileged, spoiled, third worlder using a 1st world facade in the biggest, most astroturfed (by Pedowood btw) 3rd world society ever.

You need your butt buddies to defend you. Aren't you 19? What a man, needing help from OTHER MEN to fight your battles.

So, tell me. Knowing how deranged USA is (I mean, why else would they corrupt the world?), do you use poppers or just bear with it?

Wow, nice going Claudio "I'm totally not a pedophile" Castaneda, I'm not sure what point you're trying to prove by calling someone (based off of photos of them as a child) a "twink" is going to do for you, but it's certainly not fucking working. Creep.
At least this confirms that you don't even read what I say. Go back one page before this response of yours. I am very clear in what I meant: He looks like a retard, blonde lesbian.

So do you just waste days crying over online interactions because someone called you a faggot? Wait never mind, I think I can figure that one out.
You cry everyday over shit no one gives a fuck about HERE. Glass houses much?


Oh I see, so he's not just eternally assmad over being called a faggot, he's upset he got caught salivating over a picture of a minor.
Nice... fantasies you got there. TMI.


Hypocrisy? You'll have to try harder my tube dependent ese. No matter what way you look at it, a guy who jerks it to cub porn (you) seeking out Roblox porn games that exist to predate upon children makes you out to be an even bigger degenerate, if that's even possible at this point. All because Sperg Spectating has broken you. As I said before, this is all based on your words and actions.
What the fuck is this redaction?! Where are the comas? What the fuck? Do you take medication by any chance?
The difference between you and I is that you are literally a pedophile homosexual coomer.
Still waiting for that cub porn jerking evidence btw.

I will never regret laughing at you.
I have seen this play out for 15 years. Let me assure you, you will.

Claudio is the only faggot on earth who doesn't know what a twink looks like. Soycast Guy is too tall
Jesus christ. I thought me being a virgin can be eyebrow rising for some people. But what is this virgin energy coming from you? For someone that loves to hate Homosexuals, you seem to not know... about ANYTHING sex. Do you really think men can't look like a twink if they are tall?

By the way, faggot (You too @Goycast Guy). Being taller also gives your body an higher chance of cardiac health issues overtime.

I can't wait to suddenly learn that you "dissapeared" and never logged on for months, suddenly. And let me inform you of this:

Heart attacks are painful, you won't go to Hell peacefully. And that brings me so much joy.

Nigger, if you weren't such a pedo by your logic, why do you have this image saved?
I can easily uno reverse this shit.

Why did you save what you believe was cub porn of Worriz in your hardrive, eh @Sperg Spectating? Go on, you can explain.

I could do examples all day. But I am actually having fun watching euroamericans cope and seethe over their buyer's remorse over Mario Kart World. People scalping others is already funny, but NINTENDO scalping Nintendrones?

Priceless.

One could even say—It's a succulent sight for anyone not euroamerican.

NO RANDOMIZED MAP OPTION IN MULTIPLAYER.

NO Classic Battle Modes (If you know, you know)

NO Miis

NO Kart Customization

NO 200cc

NO Item Rule Sets.

So called first world gamers are are getting so scalped.

It might be my passive sadism towards people who deserve it speaking, but I love being reminded this is a controversy NOW. As if they didn't read the writing on the wall.

Retards there, and retards in Kiwifarms. Your government really fucked you over. (After fucking over the rest of the world, first).

MAYBE you retards wouldn't be having such a massive immigrant crisis if your beloved (which was always commie btw) Pedowood didn't astroturf your country for an entire century.

Just saying.

Bye bye!
 
No one tell this retard that this game he used has drag queens. So much for being LE HECKIN' BASED CHUDDY!1!1!1 (Which by the way, have to kiss your characters to give them air underwater. No exceptions)
Didn't know you were such a MOTHER fan, I guess 3 is your favorite considering it has drag queens transvestites.
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You look like YOU take it up the ass. Twink ass face while being less than 21. Pathetic.
>"bi"sexual projecting his homosexual fantasies onto young men
Like clockwork.

Who is smarter? The person who can only speak one language, or the one that can speak more than one?

Just kidding, we both know the answer. I am the smarter one!
Your behavior so far doesn't really indicate you are the "smarter" one.

Still waiting for that cub porn jerking evidence btw.
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I can easily uno reverse this shit.
Doesn't answer the question, though; why did you have a little girl saved to your hard drive? Is that the bisexuality showing?

It might be my passive sadism towards people who deserve it
>is accused of because a cat rapist (i.e. exhibiting zoosadist tendencies)
>talks about his "passive sadism" to own the "Nintendrones"

You already know:
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an higher
This is your multilingual intelligent superior latinx genes speaking.

Still waiting for that cub porn jerking evidence btw.
Your rebuttal of "I want evidence I JERKED OFF to the cub porn in my favorites" is not as good as you think it is.
At least this confirms that you don't even read what I say. Go back one page before this response of yours. I am very clear in what I meant: He looks like a retard, blonde lesbian.
Why are you repeatedly using the image of him as a child then? Do you not see how fucking weird it is that you're going around with a profile picture of a child while yelling "I AM A TWINK"??? If you're not talking about the picture of him as child, maybe stop fucking using the picture of him as a child??
 
You look like YOU take it up the ass. Twink ass face while being less than 21. Pathetic.
Yeah, teenagers look like teenagers. Damn you really got me with that one, homo.
Nice name, buddy. Did you change it yourself, or did these people do it for you?
look at the join date retard.
Hey, Soycast Guy. Who is smarter? The person who can only speak one language, or the one that can speak more than one?
I could go and learn Spanish right now, maybe eventually even speak it fluently, but I’m not learning your 3rd world language. Stop butchering my language with your ESL babble. It’s embarrassing.
euroamerican
This is not the insult you think it is.
MAYBE you retards wouldn't be having such a massive immigrant crisis if your beloved (which was always commie btw) Pedowood didn't astroturf your country for an entire century.
You would fit into pedowood.
Being taller also gives your body an higher chance of cardiac health issues overtime.
Taking it up the ass gives your body a higher chance of contracting aids. We all die eventually.
 
You cry everyday over shit no one gives a fuck about HERE. Glass houses much?
Let me know when you've revised the definition of lolcow.
Nice... fantasies you got there. TMI.
You're a bit repetitive so I'll repeat the same response to you. Once again, these are your words, your actions, your behaviour. The best you got is "No U" yet you're the one showing off your porn sickness. Says a lot more about you than it does about me.
What the fuck is this redaction?! Where are the comas? What the fuck? Do you take medication by any chance?
Desperation leads to faggot behaviour. You can read my posts and understand them just fine.
Still waiting for that cub porn jerking evidence btw.
Your rebuttal of "I want evidence I JERKED OFF to the cub porn in my favorites" is not as good as you think it is.
You want to argue the differences between favouriting images of cub porn and jerking off to them?
I have a simpler explanation: You're a pedophile.
I have seen this play out for 15 years. Let me assure you, you will.
Lets hear it then. How will I regret laughing at you? Will you describe a power fantasy where you destroy me with a righteous fury or will karma somehow punish me for laughing at a spic that plays groomer games on Roblox?
 
Hey retard, I don't hate all homosexuals, just you because you are also a zoophile and are way too mati for your own good. Also, a tall or muscular twink is a twunk. If you weren't a virgin for life you'd know these things.
 
No one tell this retard that this game he used has drag queens. So much for being LE HECKIN' BASED CHUDDY!1!1!1 (Which by the way, have to kiss your characters to give them air underwater. No exceptions)
I know that, you fucking mongoloid idiot, I've played the game. I just love doing the comparison between you and Salsa.

Difference is I don't have to electrocute you to be a funny monkey who only dances and makes an ass of himself.
 
I could do examples all day. But I am actually having fun watching euroamericans cope and seethe over their buyer's remorse over Mario Kart World
Wtf does this have to do with anything :story:
See you in 10 minutes Claudio :)
How will I regret laughing at you?
prepare for Claudio to scribble in your math notebook you pretentious prick. You deserve it for making fun of a cubfur pedophile retard
 
Jesus TITS does anyone mald as hard as this spicnigger?

I have to give him a little credit for sheer bulldog tenacity in his autism, he will take the whole thread on at the same time and not care how stupid he looks when responding to every single post.

It's almost exhausting to watch.
 
You would fit into pedowood.
No, you would. You know, since you are blond, white, and a twink? (That, and because most executives are either male and white, or male and (((white))).)

I will put it this way: you are Diddy's type, unironically. You would have moved up quite fast. The worst part? You wouldn't be able to even say no. If you were to say "No" in that abomination of an alternate timeline, your career is fucking dead. (And you would probably be dead too, but that's another topic for another day).

Sorry, not sorry. But that's the industry that you, your parents, your grandparents, and your government have kept alive. Sleep in the bed you've made.

Just make sure Amber Heard wasn't in it beforehand.
This is not the insult you think it is.
Another sign of your lack of intelligence. I'm essentially saying you are a FOREIGNER to America, RETARD. It's the same logic as African American or Mexican American (Not to confuse it with Latin American).
look at the join date retard.

LMFAOOOO WHY ARE YOU USING AN ALT? Did you lose access to the main one? LMAO. This is so much worse. You are pathetic, Mr. Twink Haydeen. Your name is already public, btw. I can use it whenever I want. YOU MADE IT PUBLIC. (Just like I did with mine, so deal with it)
Yeah, teenagers look like teenagers. Damn you really got me with that one, homo.
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Dude. You look like you are one bullying session away from taking HRT. Please do it, I want you to get osteoporosis and the bone density of a baby. That will cut your lifespan by at least 30 years.

Ah. Twink and a Retard, the mix that the euroamerican predatory homosexuals love.

I could go and learn Spanish right now, maybe eventually even speak it fluently, but I’m not learning your 3rd world language. Stop butchering my language with your ESL babble. It’s embarrassing.
Oh no, I know you won't do it. You don't have the balls.

In fact, I have seen your type of euroamerican enough to know you think Spanish is a "brown" language. That is, if you exclude the fact that Spanish CAME FROM TWO WHITE ETHNIC GROUPS. Yeah, let's ignore that historical fact. (Or the fact Spanish is objectively better.)

I can see it coming right a mile away, your twink ass seething and dilating like: "B-B-BUT WER3 1 BILLION DOOB!!!"

No, retard. In 2024, about 1.52 billion people worldwide speak English. Although it has the most speakers globally, only 25% of them are native speakers, with the rest having learned it as a second language.

You know what that means, right? Only a whopping 380 million speak it. Meanwhile, Spanish is natively spoken by at least 100 million more people than your "HEY GUYS CAN WE BORROW THESE FRENCH WORDS, PLS? THANKS!" language.

Which one is the Romance Language? Not yours, filthy amerimutt. You love talking about mutts online, but you seem to forget what happens with mutts with rabies. They are put down. When are people putting you down, eh, twink?

Why are you repeatedly using the image of him as a child then?
Sir, you'd better explain this right now.
>is accused of because a cat rapist (i.e. exhibiting zoosadist tendencies)
>talks about his "passive sadism" to own the "Nintendrones"
No evidence

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Translation: This isn't evidence. Try again, gayboy.
Didn't know you were such a MOTHER fan, I guess 3 is your favorite considering it has drag queens transvestites.
Look at the date, retarded bitch.
>"bi"sexual projecting his homosexual fantasies onto young men
Like clockwork.
Yup, I'm starting to think you have either aspergers or autism. You can't discern obvious banter. (Even the one between two people who don't like each other)
Let me know when you've revised the definition of lolcow.
Proving my point, once again.

I. FUCKING. LOVE. Ws.

WOOOOOOO! YEAH.
This is your multilingual intelligent superior latinx genes speaking.
Did you know that your people made up that word? Latinx. This is again an evidence that you just aren't aware how your own country is ruining everything, buddy.
You're a bit repetitive so I'll repeat the same response to you. Once again, these are your words, your actions, your behaviour. The best you got is "No U" yet you're the one showing off your porn sickness. Says a lot more about you than it does about me.
Lol, lmao even.
Desperation leads to faggot behaviour. You can read my posts and understand them just fine.
Okay, autist. Keep coping.
You want to argue the differences between favouriting images of cub porn and jerking off to them?
I have a simpler explanation: I'm a dumbass and don't know what a pedophile is for using the word too much.
And those images are? I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiting.

P.s. It's not like I don't know your type, you are the kind of moralfag that decries shit on here daily, and then go to Twitter, look up female pedo teachers and go. "UHHHH WHERE WAS SHE WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL?? 🤓". You are all predictable. Then again, Griffin Gayming doesn't believe women can rape, so I'm starting to think it's just the bri'ish DNA raising to the surfa─

Wait, I already said this before, didn't I? Good.

Hey retard, I don't hate all homosexuals, just you because you are also a zoophile and are way too mati for your own good. Also, a tall or muscular twink is a twunk.
Oh my fucking God. @Goycast Guy, your allies just keep giving me ammo.

You better stop them, man.

It's going to be very fucking funny when I see you mald in that voice chat!
Lets hear it then. How will I regret laughing at you?
Google Troll's Regret, and then come back to me. That's how.
Will you describe a power fantasy where you destroy me with a righteous fury or will karma somehow punish me
That would be all God's doing, not mine. Jesus, you really are illiterate.
spic that plays groomer games on Roblox?
And those games are?

*Crickets*

Hey, faggot. @Sperg Spectating
Hey, maricón. @Sperg Spectating
Hey, coward. @Sperg Spectating
Hey, marica. @Sperg Spectating
Hey, Lolicon. @Sperg Spectating
Hey, pedofilo. @Sperg Spectating

Can you explain to me why did you save, using your logic, @Goycast Guy 's teen photos on your hard drive? I mean, you obsess over a girl character that has way more cartilage than bone density, so... I'm not implying anything... But I'm really implying everything. You are a pedophile. Fuck you.

Nothing to see here, dummy.

Nothing? Does that mean I'll turn into bone dust by the moment any of you guys actually bring evidence here? You do know there are guidelines in Jewshua's webpage that allows you to post that shit, right? Just follow them.
If you weren't a virgin for life you'd know these things.
Said the walking, virgin stereotype.
Wtf does this have to do with anything
Just explaining what I'm doing.


Guys, it's obvious why you are all throwing everything to the wall and hoping it sticks. This is an 8v1 shitflinging (There were 14, but let's not talk about that
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), giving you the benefit of numbers. And yet, I appear to hit way more nerves than an acupuncture therapist.

So far, I made these retards mad at me, forcing them to become less subtle in their passive aggression:

@Sperg Spectating (For outing him as someone who doesn't really care about pedophiles─And the fact he said a truth nuke that he regrets ever saying)
@Johnny Gringo
@Sparkletor 2.0 (From being a dumbass who can't answer a "Yes/No" question, to getting his feefees triggered over me throwing his ad hominem back towards his dear whore mommy)
@Goycast Guy (Those 2 power phrases really get to his 19 yr old retarded ass)
@Diggus Bickus (I dared to mention his idol's skeletons)
@GreaterHacaryguaspear (Couldn't handle the Mexican heat)
@NoxTuk (The fact he has a nickname similar to Nuxtaku, has a lolicon profile picture, and I pointed out the hilarity of him defending @Sperg Spectating really got to his head)
@DoNotFeedTheSneed (He suddenly decided to drop any sense of smart wit and then switched to pure ad hominem and strawmen? Didn't think I missed that, eh?)

Dudes that randomly left:
@The Pulverizer
@DickMain (Please, can someone dox him just so you can do a wellness check on him, yeah?)
@ NuIItley (Probably doing a retard lurk session everyday)
 
I've never seen someone so effortlessly make up arguments that other people haven't made, try and fail to argue against the own strawman he made, then pretend he won and that he's actually just more intelligent then everyone here.

@Diggus Bickus (I dared to mention his idol's skeletons)
@GreaterHacaryguaspear (Couldn't handle the Mexican heat)
@NoxTuk (The fact he has a nickname similar to Nuxtaku, has a lolicon profile picture, and I pointed out the hilarity of him defending @Sperg Spectating really got to his head)
@DoNotFeedTheSneed (He suddenly decided to drop any sense of smart wit and then switched to pure ad hominem and strawmen? Didn't think I missed that, eh?)

Dudes that randomly left:
@The Pulverizer
@DickMain (Please, can someone dox him just so you can do a wellness check on him, yeah?)
@ @NuIItley (Probably doing a retard lurk session everyday)
How do you fuck up mentions? You do it in every single one of your messages yet you still manage to fuck them up every single time, retard. The basic fuck ups of usernames (Johnny Gringo instead of JohnnyGringo) that you've been doing since you joined the forum really only add onto how retarded you make yourself look. The usernames are right there. How do you fuck up copying down something you just read?

The logic he uses means that he will never reflect on himself, he has completely deluded himself into believing that he's some superior being when in reality he's just some low IQ mixed race faggot who needs a fucking neck tube to breathe properly. He's never had a job, he's never brought any value to society, he just sits on his phone and jacks off then complains about DEI all day. Can you imagine such a pitiful existence? For 30 years straight? Where do you get your ego from?
 
@Claudio Hernández Castañeda how long did it take you to write all that shit? I don’t feel like reading an essay and a half.
I'm essentially saying you are a FOREIGNER to America, RETARD.
Uh, maybe by ancestry? Am I supposed to feel hurt by that lol.
You can't discern obvious banter.
What the fuck is this one-sided “banter”? Lmfao.
It's going to be very fucking funny when I see you mald in that voice chat!
Uh, will I?
 
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So far, I made these retards mad at me, forcing them to become less subtle in their passive aggression:

@Sperg Spectating (For outing him as someone who doesn't really care about pedophiles─And the fact he said a truth nuke that he regrets ever saying)
@Johnny Gringo
I'm still here, pinche mongolito putito.

I'm just waiting to read your schizopost I mean, totally legit dissertation on why you totally didn't rape the cat, on how your 120 year old great grand aunt totally exists, and how I was wrong with your parents facebooking.
 
@Claudio Hernández Castañeda how long did it take you to write all that shit? I don’t feel like reading an essay and a half.
Don't you worry, he has a reply cooking up which is around half of the character limit that you can have in a reply. For comparison, I'm 99% sure that's longer then the current OP on him.
 
And those images are? I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiting.
I'll have to decline. I'm not a pedophile and have no interest in finding cub porn for you. You'll just have to wait until you get your hard drive repaired.
And those games are?

*Crickets*
Again, I'm not seeking out grooming games for you. But you seem to know where to find them all by yourself.
P.s. It's not like I don't know your type, you are the kind of moralfag that decries shit on here daily, and then go to Twitter, look up female pedo teachers and go. "UHHHH WHERE WAS SHE WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL?? 🤓". You are all predictable. Then again, Griffin Gayming doesn't believe women can rape, so I'm starting to think it's just the bri'ish DNA raising to the surfa─

Wait, I already said this before, didn't I? Good.
That's oddly specific. You sure you don't want to confess something?
Google Troll's Regret, and then come back to me. That's how.
Well I tried but I can't stop laughing at you long to enough to type it in to the search bar.
Can you even laugh? I'm talking real laughter, like "holy shit I can barely breath this is so funny". Or does the ol' tube make that difficult for you?

That would be all God's doing, not mine. Jesus, you really are illiterate.
No. It's just that I don't believe you. Apparently you're relying on God to solve your problem and that's hilarious as it is retarded. You want God to step in and stop people calling you a cat rapist pedo cubfag. :story:
As for me, it's free entertainment. I feel no regret so far and I am confident when I say I never will. Stay mad pedophile.
 
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