🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Halloween23]

Spoiler Alert for season 5: They're going to find out that boomers in red states are just as miserable as boomers in blue ones.

 

[bango skank]

certified coper but tbh it isn't the worst possible situation. This show prints money and they're selling all their other properties. With the selling of all other properties and whatever is leftover in savings from the previous seasons, it's not out of the realm of possibility to do the "house in a warehouse" concept that they've thrown around. That would solve the neighbor-problems, and if S5 is entertaining and runs for it's full tenure I could see the project easily recapturing the viewerbase. Fishtank fans are in an abusive relationship, and we can shit talk the wiggers all we want rn but we all know we'll be tuning in for S5 (if it comes out lol)

“House in a warehouse” is my best case scenario, but I imagine the paperwork for permitting people living in an industrial property that’s previously been used for who knows what is orders of magnitude more complicated than having people stay in a house you fucking own and Goran couldn’t figure that out so my hopes are subterranean. Unironically I think this is the end of Fishtank, if I’m wrong I’ll put on whatever the wigger equivalent of a burger suit is.

 

[Piss Jugman]

This is the big retarded twist

lowkey I was thinking the same thing too, but I don't understand why kneecapping their own show would be a fun twist for anyone. But if anyone were to do it, it would be MDE lmao.

in the original s4 announcement video they said the twist was a "stripe of a different hue", if you wanna be schizo n hold onto cope then you can interpret that as the "thin blue line" but atp I'm going with the idea that we never got to see the twist

 

[CTR Operative]

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does the "watermelon challenge" involve insertion? that'd explain it

 

[Expertjogger]

Manufactured homes exist.

These are the wiggers were talking about

 

[Big Nasty]

WIGGER

 

[bookers]

And I still don't even know the exact nature OF whatever the problem is because they refuse to just say what the fuck is up.

the house got evicted or w/e because they had people in the basement and it was a building code violation.
they posted the notice on the official fishtank account and we've been talking about it here for like 3 days now

 

[Noble Redditor]

so, was this a lie?

How severe is your autism? Was it a lie??? Pretty sure it was an optimistic statement telling the fans that they're planning on coming back but aren't sure when and it won't be soon. I am actually dumbfounded by how many people ITT took "at least 24 hours" to mean "within 24 hours."

 

[Piss Jugman]

“House in a warehouse” is my best case scenario, but I imagine the paperwork for permitting people living in an industrial property that’s previously been used for who knows what is orders of magnitude more complicated than having people stay in a house you fucking own and Goran couldn’t figure that out so my hopes are subterranean. Unironically I think this is the end of Fishtank, if I’m wrong I’ll put on whatever the wigger equivalent of a burger suit is.

that's valid, if Jet fucked up residential paperwork I can see him very easily fucking up commercial property paperwork

 

[Marche]

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Wife material

 

[Bozo Gnarly]

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this image is a PSA for all women to never fuck sam. you will not inherit any of his artistic ability through sexual relation.

 

[Sam Losco]

They should build a house with moveable walls and when the fish are sleeping, they rearrange the walls. Or a fish goes to take a shit, come out to a different floorplan.

 

[Noble Redditor]

I didn't watch S3, so I didn't know that they did the RV thing before. I guess if it didn't work out, it's good they didn't do it again.

It's sort of ironic because most people would prefer that over nothing but they made such a big deal about not doing it again, thinking they weren't going to have to, and now it's their only option and they can't.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

They should build a house with moveable walls and when the fish are sleeping, they rearrange the walls. Or a fish goes to take a shit, come out to a different floorplan.

They should do Trailerparktank. Instead of bedrooms, it's different trailers and the dining room is just the communal park.

 

[Halloween23]

Alright, fess up, who all is getting the award?

 

[Sigma_Rizzler]

It was fun while it lasted you guys. See ya next season.

 

[bango skank]

the house got evicted or w/e because they had people in the basement and it was a building code violation.
they posted the notice on the official fishtank account and we've been talking about it here for like 3 days now

That’s the second house, but it’s still not even clear how they were forced out of the initial season one house. Legitimately, unless the wiggers were having friends over and constantly hanging out outside the house, I don’t see how anything they were doing would justify the town forcing them out of a property they own. Season three ended with them being forced out of the property, this season had them kicked out of two separate properties. The way I see it, BG2 isn’t happening unless it’s already been planned to take place somewhere else than the S3 property, and FT season 5 has a barrier to entry that Jet&Co wont be able to meet.

They should build a house with moveable walls and when the fish are sleeping, they rearrange the walls. Or a fish goes to take a shit, come out to a different floorplan.

This is the dream scenario. Virtual Insanity style moving rooms that get rearranged when the fish are unaware. JamiroquaiTank is the goal.

 

[Sneed Lurker]

Hyde should buy the most shitty dilapidated house in Detroit he can find and film the next season in it.

Bonus points if it comes included with free fent zombies and used syringes

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

but it’s still not even clear how they were forced out of the initial season one house.

S1 House: Unclear, criminal charges against the owner though
S2 House: Condemned for no egress in basement
S3 House: Was close to a disorderly charge last season

I get the S2 house, that makes sense, sure, but the other two arent adding up here, especially the S3 house. Jet and Ben literally live there in the guest house, they've got dozens of people working inside and even more outside for BG2 and all the sudden they can't film there?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Hyde should buy the most shitty dilapidated house in Detroit he can find and film the next season in it.
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Bonus points if it comes included with free fent zombies and used syringes

Imagine the cultural exchange between the wiggers and the local n- locals.