Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[ShiNeSeNSei]

Copyright law incentivizes

Corporations created copyright law retard

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

If you play a gacha game even once you should be euthanised as you evidently don't possess a brain.

Given your name, i thought you were pretty hyped over this Global EN release of Uma Musume.

 

[Roachbound]

Wasn't he at the verge of being homeless at one point? Not sure what the relationship with his dad is nowadays.

The homelessness shtick is just bullshit to endear himself as an average person, as if he didn't grow up extremely wealthy. Look at this comment that he posted(i don't really know how to archive youtube comments sadly) on this video[original source]. Keep in mind this is from october 2023 when he was streaming to ~100 viewers

Dude loves to portray how he isn't wealthy with half truths and doublespeak, like "homeless(but he had a car and could've run back to daddy at any time)" and "never made millions of dollars(only inherited millions from his parents)"

Very deceptive prick Mald is.

Jason getting quadruple raped right now.

Sadly, the truth behind Mald is just so obfuscated in tons of tons of shit because there is just so many lies and facades behind jason thor hall's entire life. Like, at 30 seconds in this video, even the uploader mistakes Mald's response to maldavious figtree as "he is a gay furry and he doesn't care if anyone cares about that" when in actuality, Mald only admits in his response video that he used second life and he has a tv avatar head man, not that he was ever a gay hypersexual furry. This is why and how the lyric furry called him out on his lies:

https://x.com/LyricWulf/status/1933215907675029718

Archive

Lyric posted receipts to prove Pirate and Shaye lied about the logs being edited.

He's just got so much bullshit to sift through, and his response is basically all lies with only 1 piece of accountability in that he admitted to lying about heartbound's development cycle. People who don't have the continuous investment in him need a total deepdive of this thread to actually get the complete picture.

 

[Glowie]

Gacha games where u dont need to spend money to actually be good do exist
Punishing Gray Raven
Wuthering Waves
Uma Musume Pretty Derby

actually Uma Musume is one of those games which gacha gamers would say is "roguelike"

Can't we just have a literal gachapon machine simulator already? Hearing popularised term and get reminded of the fact there isn't a game where you insert a coin into a machine, turn the crank, open the capsule the wishing for the random chance you get the last figure in the set.
I'm Ridiculously Retarded enough to play a free game to simulate Tokyo otaku life.
What do I get instead of a greasy loser with OCD? Flat chested girls and corpo greed.
I want my literal gachapon game god damn it.

/rant

 

[twinArmageddons]

Given your name, i thought you were pretty hyped over this Global EN release of Uma Musume.

i love gold ship

/rant

im pretty sure most gachapon machine simulators are mini games for actual games ie shenmue

 

[Glowie]

He is industry plant
And a paraphile furfaggot

I fixed your post for accuracy, good sir.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

 

[Lie Eater]

OK we should get back to hating on mald but,

honestly i havent played Limbus yet, i should.
but i dont have as much free time.
i'll download it today given you say its your favourite.

Limbus is kino and does not cost shit really but takes awhile to pick up, also Megaman DiveX or whatever did do an offline mode on steam that has all content unlockable by playing it. There is a contingency for them when they discontinue the games to milk more money from people after the fact. So there is no point to liveservice games going offline hurting gachaslop when the alternative is for them to rugpull and go offline denying themselves what is essentially free money to force people into buying the same game again.
I think the whole angle though is wrong and we should REALLY DIAL IN on consumer rights and how important initiatives are for larger scale movements to make an impact in an ever changing world. How mald is a corporate shill that keeps lying and has faked illnesses and government work. How even now he is dying on a retarded gay speed bump in the road thinking he is king of the world. Oh what I could have learned from ERPing in EveOnline and sex pesting women at blizzard.

We are almost at 70% and I am going to keep myself optimistic and autistic in the hopes that we drive enough hype by July 2nd to blow this goal out of the fucking water.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

OK we should get back to hating on mald but,

You don't understand. Promoting skg IS hating mald.

Dear feeder said so

 

[Glowie]

shenmue

Main character contributes to society and is fit unlike your otaku, rejects of society and the like. I want to play honest to goodness parody game.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

I will continue killing games or my name isn't Maldavius Figtree

 

[Aidan]

Dude loves to portray how he isn't wealthy with half truths and doublespeak, like "homeless(but he had a car and could've run back to daddy at any time)" and "never made millions of dollars(only inherited millions from his parents)"

I don't remember where it was, on a podcast or something I think, but Mald says he was making "more money than God" when doing his 1337 h4x0ring of nuclear power plants so he needs to figure out what story he wants to run with.

 

[Onomatopoeia]

I don't remember where it was, on a podcast or something I think, but Mald says he was making "more money than God" when doing his 1337 h4x0ring of nuclear power plants so he needs to figure out what story he wants to run with.

He runs whatever story gives him more sympathy at a given moment.

 

[alogatog]

I will continue killing games or my name isn't Maldavius Figtree

My name is Inegro Montoya. You killed my game. Prepare to die.

 

[BigPeanut]

Wasn't he at the verge of being homeless at one point? Not sure what the relationship with his dad is nowadays.

>tfw dad finds the ferret rape tapes

 

[Glowie]

Matt fails realise few things, views do not equal real people and only EU citizens are allowed to sign, also majority of the views come from 'murica

 

[Hooked on phobics]

My name is Inegro Montoya. You killed my game. Prepare to die.

This would be an AMAZING edit with rosses / jasons face, and AI voice subs. or even text to speech

"I WANT MY GAME BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH"

 

[Lie Eater]

You don't understand. Promoting skg IS hating mald.

No yeah 120% I meant to contribute to the gachaslop talk but was worried about derailing it if I sperged too much. Knowing that mald takes everything said to him or in his general direction with as much maturity as Chris-chan and with plenty of milk is the biggest driving factor for wanting to hype SKG that I have. It is the parasites of the world like mald that suck up the resources for the rest of us and lead people astray to being insufferable man children. This all can send a message as true as time that nobody loves something that can never be wrong. Like an old children story about a witch in the woods or a roach that scuries to the dark saying "with what mana" and "I can't wait to rape salty to death on march 5th. I have 20 years of experience in that field by the way."

I bet he is going to cut down the content for "the end of heartbound" to animus due to "all of the hate and deaththreats I got made it too hard to finish" and leave the ending "open for interpretation" and nonesensical or meaningless to prove how smart he is and how well he owned the haters. Considering how hard he is taking everything I have a slight worry that he is going to microwave more ferrets just by the shear abuse he hurles at Shay to take out his anger.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Matt fails realise few things, views do not equal real people and only EU citizens are allowed to sign, also majority of the views come from 'murica

At this point the SKG videos are probably not going to bring in much more signatures anyway, but I find it amusing how it just keeps going. Unfortunately he doesn't mention Mald, but fuck it, SKG win = Mald lose.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

At this point the SKG videos are probably not going to bring in much more signatures anyway, but I find it amusing how it just keeps going. Unfortunately he doesn't mention Mald, but fuck it, SKG win = Mald lose.

depends on who. I still think pewdiepie making video on it would straight up END this campaign with his amount of subs.

I'm in the mind that every single attempt helps.

SPEAKING OF, a dev who worked on hell divers 2 made a video on it, who has 300k subs.

EDIT : apparently this was already posted. Sorry. hard to keep up.