Careercow Brendan Schaub / Big Brown / Bapa / Braindead Schlob - Brain damaged comedian trolled by homeless cats

[foam rolla]

It's crazy because if you said to most people that they could make over $100,000 a year from a sponsorship and all they had to do is ad reads, social media posts and going to events, they'd jump at it. While these tasks require effort, it's not mentally or physically hard thing to do. But Brendan decides to do the bare minimum, breaks the terms of his contract and then loses out on all that money each year.

Then he does shady criminal stuff with the other CBD company and gets given a quick $100,000 even though it could land him in court. But if he'd just fulfilled the terms of his sponsorship requirements, he'd be making more than that $100,000 each year. Galaxy brain thinking.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

It's crazy because if you said to most people that they could make over $100,000 a year from a sponsorship and all they had to do is ad reads, social media posts and going to events, they'd jump at it. While these tasks require effort, it's not mentally or physically hard thing to do. But Brendan decides to do the bare minimum, breaks the terms of his contract and then loses out on all that money each year.

Then he does shady criminal stuff with the other CBD company and gets given a quick $100,000 even though it could land him in court. But if he'd just fulfilled the terms of his sponsorship requirements, he'd be making more than that $100,000 each year. Galaxy brain thinking.

With the new lolsuit this thread has entered my Watch list. This guy is going to lose literally everything and I am so up for it.

And of course he’s podcasting with that faggot JesseOnFire. That guy literally flip flops on everything when it’s convenient, or when he realizes he can’t capitalize on the opportunity to swing off some other larger creator’s nuts.

 

[foam rolla]

Podcast Cringe has put out another video about Shaub's text with Pure Spectrum CBD and how he used their customer list to try and inflate his comedy special IMDB review score after it tanked. Brendan told Pure Spectrum that it was due a internet haters who were targeting his special with a "smear campaign" After he does the emails to customers begging for positive reviews Brendan texts Pure Spectrum again telling them how it has backfired and Showtime had found about it and are not happy about Brendan manipulating IMDB ratings. Brendan then says how he told Showtime he had nothing to do with it and how it was Pure Spectrum responsible for it.

Retroactive has done a video about the court case and how the Texas move has been a failure.

People have noticed that Brendan has shaved his head but has forgotten to shave the front of it.




New Shaubism "It's a marathon. Not a race." has dropped.

Brendan tries to pronounce the word Mesmerized and it doesn't work out too well.

 

[SilkyJohnston]

So, is he gonna do the trugg walk soon or..?

 

[foam rolla]

So, is he gonna do the trugg walk soon or..?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Brendan tries to pronounce the word Mesmerized and it doesn't work out too well.

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Not the first time he butchered the word mesmeremized lke this, b. Bapa can't tawk!

 

[foam rolla]

Not the first time he butchered the word mesmeremized lke this, b. Bapa can't tawk!

And to think company's pay this tard to do ad reads.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

And to think company's pay this tard to do ad reads.

Remember those times he read the legal shit on the bottom of his live read script that's not supposed to be read out loud?

 

[Officer Barbrady]

Podcast Cringe has put out another video about Shaub's text with Pure Spectrum CBD and how he used their customer list to try and inflate his comedy special IMDB review score after it tanked. Brendan told Pure Spectrum that it was due a internet haters who were targeting his special with a "smear campaign" After he does the emails to customers begging for positive reviews Brendan texts Pure Spectrum again telling them how it has backfired and Showtime had found about it and are not happy about Brendan manipulating IMDB ratings. Brendan then says how he told Showtime he had nothing to do with it and how it was Pure Spectrum responsible for it.

Only way to combat this is by having positive reviews and rankings.

Or just, you know, don't bring out a dogshit comedy special...

 

[niggercattle]

And to think company's pay this tard to do ad reads.

They probably couldn't afford Floyd Mayweather so they settled for the next best thing.

 

[foam rolla]

Well not only do you have to worry about Brendan screwing up the ad read, they have to worry about Brendan's team fucking up the promo graphics and not spellchecking anything. This was from an episode a week or two ago.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Well not only do you have to worry about Brendan screwing up the ad read, they have to worry about Brendan's team fucking up the promo graphics and not spellchecking anything. This was from an episode a week or two ago.

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What do you guys think the chances are he snaps and tries to murder the people he considers friends and who do you think he’ll target? My money is Joe as number 1, Delia as 2 because he’s a catty bitch, and Callen as 3.

 

[foam rolla]

What do you guys think the chances are he snaps and tries to murder the people he considers friends and who do you think he’ll target? My money is Joe as number 1, Delia as 2 because he’s a catty bitch, and Callen as 3.

Not sure if that will happen because money is tight for Brendan these days and I don't think he can afford a second storage unit to hide the dead bodies.

 

[foam rolla]

Bryan is back!

Bryan is back after a two week international holiday where he goes away with his kids and father on trip each year and the whole family can get back together. However while he tries to describe how it was a nice time and it was great to have all the family together, Brendan is clearly not happy about it and is snippy and dismissive of Bryan's whole family for wanting to have a group vacation together.

Brendan asks "At least your old man had fun right? " Bryan responds "He had fun." and Brendan dismissively responds "Did he though?" Brendan constantly questioning the validity of going away for a family holiday and saying it's pointless going away as either Bryan's kids are too young or his dad is too old to make it worthwhile. Brendan says "my kids don't know if they're in fucking Italy or fucking Chuck E Cheese". Which really more just questions the basic intelligence of Brendan's kids. The whole bit had no humor and just had Bryan cucked into having to defend spending two weeks with his family. All this is to make Bryan feel guilty about taking a short break from the podcast and making sure he won't leave Brendan again in the future.

Brendan then gets pissy at Bryan again when discussing the UFC and Bryan not knowing that a certain fighter was on the main card event and for not know another fighters name.

Brendan's anger culminates when they're talking about Texas BBQ and Bryan mentions he likes lean brisket. Brendan goes into alpha male mode and says that it's for cucks and slams his drink on the table and starts berating Bryan again and called Bryan a Faggot and then tells his producer to "edit that." They then go straight into a sponsorship ad. Brendan has been doing freak outs at Bryan in order to push his manly Texas gear head and has gone off on electric cars, going on cruises and now is calling Bryan a faggot for not eating the right cut of meat.

Even the TFATK fan normies have picked up on how bitchy, bullying and mean spirited Brendan is being towards Bryan on the show with the comments being full of people complaining.
People have been point out how Brendan will pat himself on the back and say how he quit comedy to spend more time with his family and be a better dad. But if Bryan goes away briefly to spend time his kids as a father on vacation, then Brendan bullies him for it.



Extra new Shaubism. Brendan butchers the saying "kicking the can down the road" and says "pushing the ball down the road."

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

He sounds like an ex-girlfriend lol. This faggot was just talking about how he wanted to give his kids the best life in Texas in a sweet house on the lake, and his wife is like, "Oh Brendan you were sooo right every day is like a vacation here." God you faggot nigger, if your kids don't know the difference from a Chuck E Cheese and an out house, why the hell do you care where they grow up? You guys could live in a cave and nothing would be different, right? I'm telling you, he's being a catty faggot to Callen like Delia is to him. He's wanting an aggressive reaction so he can "look" like he's defending himself against Joe's buttbuddy. The only reason I don't get why he doesn't assault Delia is because Delia is way more connected and he probably knows he'd end up buried somewhere, or am I getting this confused with Callen? One had a father in the Hollywood scene the other has a father that was working with an alphabet agency, correct? This shit is so weird. There is literally no reason to be pissy that your "friend" wants to go on a vacation with his family.

Edit: Respect to @foam rolla actually watching this shit. I lose my mind listening to the redacts through Retroactive and Podcast Cringe videos.

 

[foam rolla]

Edit: Respect to @foam rolla actually watching this shit. I lose my mind listening to the redacts through Retroactive and Podcast Cringe videos.

I'm just a humble farmer toiling away on my patch of soil. I think the Farms is a much better and reliable place to document Bappa than on Reddit.

The only reason I don't get why he doesn't assault Delia is because Delia is way more connected and he probably knows he'd end up buried somewhere, or am I getting this confused with Callen? One had a father in the Hollywood scene the other has a father that was working with alphabet agency, correct?

Delia dad was a some Hollywood creep that's probably why he was somehow able to be in that world despite having no talent. Callen's dad was in some three letter organization and is why young Bryan live all around the world as a kid and got to pursue a life as a drama school homo.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

On the recent episode of Fighter and the Kid #1092 Bryan Callen on camera pulled out his testicles for Brendan and the staff to look at. From Brendan's reaction, you can tell this wasn't the first time he's seen Bryans genitals. Bryan comfortably had his junk out for a couple of minutes while Brendan sat there and gave a detailed overview of a 58 year old mans genitals.

This whole bit doesn't help squash the rumors that Bryan is an aggressive sexual deviant or that Brendan is a closeted homosexual.

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Obviously the lawsuit is the major story, but this caught my eye. As others have mentioned, Callen has been accused of being a sex pest, including whipping his dick out in a car with Whitney Cummings. This 100% confirms certain things about Callen to me (let alone Schaub's lack of reaction).

The lawsuit is absolutely wild. Schaub committing fraud multiple times is impressive, I didn't know he had it in him. Lying about Reddit is one thing, lying to the IRS is quite another.

 

[foam rolla]

The lawsuit is absolutely wild. Schaub committing fraud multiple times is impressive, I didn't know he had it in him. Lying about Reddit is one thing, lying to the IRS is quite another.

Yes, Shaub has done a lot of stupid and short term gain retarded shit. But if he's defrauding the IRS, that's a new level. Brendan does have an amazing way of taking a minor incident and then making it 10x worse. Just like the Bobby Lee thing, he could of fixed it with one confidential and tactful phone call. Instead he threatens to bring in lawyers, threatens to destroy peoples careers, drags in Joe Rogan and takes a minor incident and blows it up into a major incident.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Yes, Shaub has done a lot of stupid and short term gain retarded shit. But if he's defrauding the IRS, that's a new level. Brendan does have an amazing way of taking a minor incident and then making it 10x worse. Just like the Bobby Lee thing, he could of fixed it with one confidential and tactful phone call. Instead he threatens to bring in lawyers, threatens to destroy peoples careers, drags in Joe Rogan and takes a minor incident and blows it up into a major incident.

Speaking of Rogan, the "Slangin' Dick" incident was also like that.

 

[foam rolla]

On the most recent TFATK podcast, Brendan, Bryan and Chin were watching some news report on Youtube. But it looks like Chin has been been watching Shaub commentary videos in his spare time as the new Podcast Cringe video about Brendan's lolsuit popped up on screen in their suggested videos.