Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Tread Miller]

No evidence

I didn't even call you a cat rapist, I said you were "accused" of being one which doesn't imply guilt, contrary to what you may expect from me and the rest of us here.

Translation: This isn't evidence. Try again, gayboy.

Look at the date, retarded bitch.

Yup, I'm starting to think you have either aspergers or autism. You can't discern obvious banter. (Even the one between two people who don't like each other)

You're one to talk about not recognizing banter.

 

[Detective Carey]

I am not heterosexual

Despite putting on glasses like you suggested, I'm still confused. I'm not Catholic so maybe I'm out of the loop, but is there like some indulgence you can buy from Holy Mother Church that allows you to state this and continue to brow beat everyone in thread as some kind of moral superior?

Is it like a "queer confined to a breath tube powered motorized wheelchair" pass, or is it more of a "furfag who is also in a wheelchair" pass? Do these things stack? What are the prices?

Also I finally figured out what country you're from, I'm sorry my cultural racism confused things earlier. The whole green black and yellow horizontal bars flag with red left corner triangle featuring an AK crossed with a hoe over a book goes super hard bro!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

No, you

Epic win. How can Kiwifarms possibly compete with the classic argument, "No, you"? It's like Claudio has some sort of supernatural power that grants him constant wins. He remains unbothered. Typewriters are unlifted. Math notebooks are unscribbled.

My mother was not a whore but I kind of wish she was. Apparently if your mother is a prostitute and sleeps with crack heads you turn out super smart like Claudio.

 

[Detective Carey]

What do we do if some wicked Sicario is dispatched against us? Who do I talk to about my kiwi crypto and which chick from BP to forward my death benefits to if I suddenly stop posting due to some "accident" where a remington typewriter gets dropped on my head?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What do we do if some wicked Sicario is dispatched against us? Who do I talk to about my kiwi crypto and which chick from BP to forward my death benefits to if I suddenly stop posting due to some "accident" where a remington typewriter gets dropped on my head?

Safest bet is find some stairs. A wheelchair's only weakness is stairs.

 

[Detective Carey]

So Claudio is like like ED-209, but with a sombrero and of course wheels instead of legs? Got it boss!

Wait I guess it'd be more like this, my bad.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

5 minutes Claudio, ¿can you stop humillating yourself for 5 minutes?

You are Venezuelan.

Jesus TITS does anyone mald as hard as this spicnigger?

I have to give him a little credit for sheer bulldog tenacity in his autism, he will take the whole thread on at the same time and not care how stupid he looks when responding to every single post.

It's almost exhausting to watch.

Then cut the skin from your arm front and back for results.

I’m not reading all that. Can you give me a tldr?

You don't want to read? Gee, isn't that grim? No wonder you retarded amerimutts can't even find your country on a map. Especially if the world map is flipped.

how long did it take you to write all that shit? I don’t feel like reading an essay and a half.

"Gringotards, Beat The Lazy Stereotype" Challenge: Failed Successfully.

Maybe by ancestry? Am I supposed to feel hurt by that lol.

Oh, ancestry. Yeah.

I would check my family tree if I were you. After all, an approximate of 45k British prisoners were sent to your beloved 13 colonies in exile. Then again, one of your fucking founders was a rank 33 Freemason so I am not surprised your country is the way it is.

I mean, you retards were the ones painting your country like some haven of the "American Dream" for an entire century in Pedowood movies! Why else would people want to come?

This illegal immigrant invasion, and all the damage it has caused to my home, Mexico?

Your fault. Every single innocent citizen that dies at the hands of those criminals is on your parents, you, and your future children.

I mean, your country's government was the one that forced that pussy, traitorous Santa Anna to sign the selling of the once upon a time Mexican states.

And you know what? Personally, I wouldn't even fucking want states like California back. Your Luciferan/Freemasonry/Corrupt government has damaged any quality that the land ever had in its existence. Which is funny, because shit began to go downhill after California stopped being red. I wonder what could have happened?

And don't get me started about the fact you retards allowed the first ever LGBT parade to happen in USA in the 70's. Or, you know, allowed people like (((Harvey Milk))) to plant the seeds that lead up to the state of your living, breathing, dystopic 3rd world society that is only considered 1st world because it has all the major companies for entertainment, technology, and military.

It's also YOUR fault that your southern paisanos are having issues with the narco. Why? Because you have kept the narcos alive by selling them guns. Retard.

Every single innocent Mexican death from the narcos since the 60's on your hands. Your grandparents and parents, too!

I can see it coming, the strawman.

"BUT YOU ARE A—"

I was born in 1995, and entered the internet in 2006-2007. Get fucked. This also goes for retards like @Tread Miller, @Goycast Guy, @Johnny Gringo and @Sperg Spectating; who appear to have an affinity to try to shift the blame of the issues USA has with Pride on me, somehow. As if I didn't know that this whole Pride shit is entirely American.

Uh, will I?

They don't take you seriously. You are the butt of the joke. They say you have a "bed time" to fulfill every day, for fuck's sake. You are pathetic, STD ridden, raped twink! You! ...Are The Raped!

pinche mongolito putito.

I know native Americans have Asian DNA deep down, but I don't think it was from the Mongols. But okay?

he's just some low IQ mixed race faggot.

You are a lolicon. Plus, every single one of you is mixed too. Racial purity has been curb-stomped for at least a millennium, brainlet.

Where do you get your ego from?

By not being a lolicon like you.

I'm 99% sure that's longer than the current OP on him.

Spoiler: It will, by default, because I will word for word use the current OP and dissect it.

I can’t wait to read his sperg-outs. It’s free entertainment.

I can't wait for your family to be "culturally enriched" by what your government and (((certain billionaires))) are funding, this includes you.

I'll have to decline. I'm not a pedophile and have no interest in finding cub porn for you. You'll just have to wait until you get your hard drive repaired.

Wrong answer! Now you can't delete your post. Thank you for confirming you have nothing on me. Eeeeheheheheheheheheeeeeeh.



Aaaand archived, too.

That's oddly specific. You sure you don't want to confess something?

Yes. I want to confess that your country deserves to be hated. Your sense of victimhood fucking rivals both the Jewish people's and the African's. Your country essentially caused all of the Marxist bullshit from the 1960's until today. And now you whine about it?

Just go to Hell already and kill yourself. There is a reason why the Golden Gate bridge is the go to place for gringo suicide. 2000 souls have been lost since 1937 because of your own making.

"omg Claudio y r u so nasty why do you imply they may be in Hell?!"

Aren't you supposed to have originated from the UK? The answer lays right fucking there. Fucking tard.

Yes, that also means I believe the retard that committed suicide with a gun to his mouth here is doomed. You just can't murder oneself and expect no consequences.

You want God to step in and stop people calling you a cat rapist pedo cubfag

For lying? Yeah. Those are 3 VEEERY bad character assassination lies.

You're one to talk about not recognizing banter.

Your tainted selves are not trustworthy. Not even fucking Lucifer would trust you for ANYTHING. He isn't bringing his best, funny.

Safest bet is find some stairs. A wheelchair's only weakness is stairs.

Are you speaking from experience? Did you get raped so bad after your whore mom sold you out that you needed a wheelchair?

My mother was not a whore but I kind of wish she was.

That's certainly not a weird, Freudian tier flex. Cute.

I'm not Catholic so maybe I'm out of the loop, but is there like some indulgence you can buy from Holy Mother Church that allows you to state this and continue to brow beat everyone in thread as some kind of moral superior?

You are an American. Trying to "teach" your kind of morality is fucking hilarious. Not even the jews are THIS punished. Your country brought Freemasonry here, moralfag.

Just like I said, your entire family has funded the government that has ruined this entire half of the world for at least 2 centuries through taxation. and, in a way, I can also blame your government indirectly for the suffering my previous family members, now long gone, had to endure.

You have a shit ton of scarlet painting your home, euroamerican. The only thing you managed to achieve is make me double down on my beliefs. I will not be discouraged.

If you were getting hypothetically murdered, and I was there, I would act like I saw nothing.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

He ignores anything from my post which would make him have to reflect on himself. It's not us who's keeping you from having a job, you're 29 nigger. Get a job!

 

[Goycast Guy]

You don't want to read? Gee, isn't that grim? No wonder you retarded amerimutts can't even find your country on a map.

No Claus. Speaking for myself I much prefer reading an essay if it contains anything of substance. Unfortunately for you, it’s only retarded nigger speak.

an approximate of 45k British prisoners were sent to your beloved 13 colonies in exile.

My ancestors arrived much later. You should know this when you already know my last name.

They say you have a "bed time" to fulfill every day

Uh, ok? They do that as a joke because I’m young. It’s not that deep.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

That's a lot of sperging out for such a small boy, Claudio. But you make a good point. You rape cats because you are sexually attracted to helpless animals. I can't argue with your logic on that one.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Uh, ok? They do that as a joke because I’m young. It’s not that deep.

Young and retarded. Please do the stereotypical tween shit and get yourself killed. That oxygen you breath is being stolen for other more deserving Gringos.

Make sure it's painful too, yes? It builds character, even if that "character development" kind of lasts a few minutes before your TV is turned off.

He ignores anything from my post that would make him have to reflect on himself.

I don't need to reflect on anything. I did nothing wrong, and I don't regret anything. And you, you, are the pedophile here. Your investigative integrity is already shattered, because I just proved you don't give a flying fuck about child predation.

I checked. There are no mention of my screenshots, or posts done by you in the Roblox threads for that matter, since I dared you to prove you actually give a fuck. It would have taken you 5 little minutes of your time.

You didn't post what I shared about Roblox preds. You are only doing this for clout. I can't say I'm disappointed, I stopped expecting shit from Gringos of your kind since 2018. Your legacy corrupted MY Mexico, and I hope you pay for that, individually.

The Pride culture? Kickstarted in the USA.

Larry Fink? American born.

The FBI and CIA? Founded in America.

And many more, I have it all piled up in my thread. I won't say the specifics though.

No, no, Sperg. Don't think about posting them now as damage control just because I told you about this right now. It's too little too late for that.

Do the world a favor and commit famicide suicide with a knife, so it takes a while. Your whore mother and your bastard father failed raising you.

YOU wrote a character assassination piece.

YOU knowingly modified the facts.

YOU willfully lied.

YOU don't give a fuck.

YOU are biased.

YOU cannot be trusted.

YOU have a 40% probability of being a pedophile in my eyes.

YOU force inhuman standards upon me just because I made the "mistake" of being born Mexican. But hey.

It's not like my country was founded by Freemason cents like George Washington. Right? That's all on you, "Americans". You brought Masonry to America.

For all of this, I don't want YOU alive, @Sperg Spectating. This whole world WILL be blessed the moment you die, painfully, along with your failure of a family.

No Claus. Speaking for myself I much prefer reading an essay if it contains anything of substance. Unfortunately for you, it’s only retarded nigger speak.

Is that why you say Nigger online and not in the face of a Chicago dweller, maricón? I don't want you alive either. You are a parasite that needs to be ripped out through force.

My ancestors arrived much later.

Cope harder, bitch boy. Just mention what country and I can dish out the trash in an hour. Plus, it would give me ammo too, for a very specific point I have in my essay.

That's a lot of sperging out for such a small boy, Claudio.

Okay pedophile. No need to go shove your filthy age play kink onto me, proving Freud right, unironically.

You rape cats because you are sexually attracted to helpless animals.

Still waiting for the evidence that I ever did that. Just like with the whole cub porn too.

I gave all of you the chat logs with the artist.

You believe I faked them.

How do you think that will make your credibility look? This is why you are a walking stereotype, gringo.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

This isn't even about fucking legality anymore. Retards like @Sperg Spectating are, without a hint of self awareness, the kind of gringos both the left and right hate.

The left, because they deem it dangerous. The right, because they think of your behavior as self-sabotaging.

You have the following 20 minutes to tell me what kind of morality I have broken, in regards of what @Sperg Spectating wrote lied about me in the OP.

Like last time, appeal to emotions is not allowed.

Godspeed!

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Tick tock. Time is running.

 

[Goycast Guy]

tween

Claus always has children on the brain.

Cope harder, bitch boy. Just mention what country and I can dish out the trash in an hour. Plus, it would give me ammo too, for a very specific point I have in my essay.

It’s not hard 3rd worlder. I’m lucky enough to have important ancestors, which a mutt like you doesn’t have.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

You are only doing this for clout.

lolwut

I checked. There are no mention of my screenshots, or posts done by you in the Roblox threads for that matter, since I dared you to prove you actually give a fuck. It would have taken you 5 little minutes of your time.

Do I have to go over this again? NYPA retard. Go take it up with the actual pred hunters. I never claimed to be a predator hunter.

Your investigative integrity is already shattered

My "investigative integrity" is simply: "Hey guys look I googled this term and this is what showed up." How is that destroyed?

For all of this, I don't want YOU alive, @Sperg Spectating. This whole world WILL be blessed the moment you die, painfully, along with your failure of a family.

lol calm down, faggot. I thought we were supposed to be the ones malding every time we read this thread?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

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Claus always has children on the brain.

Oh, no you don't. You fucking faggot. You know exactly what I meant. And I did not mean that.

For someone who hates pedophiles, you surely love to make up pedophilic scenarios and project them.

Do I have to go over this again? NYPA retard. Go take it up with the actual pred hunters. I never claimed to be a predator hunter.

Damage control as expected.

"Hey guys, look, I googled this term and this is what showed up." How is that destroyed?

lol calm down, faggot.

Calm down? I'm calm. Being forced to learn how to suppress emotions for 18+ years is quite a drug. I had the straightest, most dull, uninterested fucking face as I wrote all that.

I just love speaking bluntly, and I know what targets to pick so I can use my most vulgar speech. You are one of them.

I have become desensitized around your shitty country's violence since the age of 14 after I became interested in real crime.

I learned stuff about how your funky, "1st world" paisanos love to victimize others through rape, murder, beatings, stealing, fraud, lies, usury, forgery, and the killing of animals or babies.

Talking about the killing of babies, I have something funny regarding that! Remember how you tried to rub in my face about Mexican abortion, eh @Johnny Gringo?

I don't think you'll like what I have saved. It's about the USA!

By the way.

Time is running.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Oh, no you don't. You fucking faggot. You know exactly what I meant.

Oh yes I did.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

I can't believe you guys can't do something that, in your eyes, should be very easy. I thought you were high IQ chads, @Goycast Guy and @Sperg Spectating.



Move faster.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Well, can't say I am surprised. How do you screw up this badly?

I asked you something. It was so easy, at least in your eyes. You couldn't make up an argument? At least a lie would have made you look less of a dumbass.



Sucks to be you, I guess.

 

[Goycast Guy]

Another Claudio win. How does he keep doing this? There are so many wins that if I were to write a win on each blade of grass in the world, there simply would not be enough grass.