Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Well Intentioned]

He is industry plant
And a faggot

Industry simp or industry useful idiot.

There is no way this smelly, disgusting, braindead, degenerate piece of shit is being supported by the AAA industry in any way, shape or form.

 

[Spiral Architect]

At this point, even if SKG fails (I hope it doesn’t), pirate software is still fucked. By now, I think most people who've heard about SKG understand what this initiative is about and that if you play vidya, there's literally no reason not to sign it if you're eligible. Even if he somehow avoids being associated with misleading people about the purpose of the campaign, he'll still be seen as the main guy who opposed it. And being against grassroots campaigns like SKG is PR suicide.

 

[Maeis]

At this point, even if SKG fails (I hope it doesn’t), pirate software is still fucked. By now, I think most people who've heard about SKG understand what this initiative is about and that if you play vidya, there's literally no reason not to sign it if you're eligible. Even if he somehow avoids being associated with misleading people about the purpose of the campaign, he'll still be seen as the main guy who opposed it. And being against grassroots campaigns like SKG is PR suicide.

The only thing I can think of is some bizarro timeline where the EU somehow manages to take this and turn it into video game censorship, and everyone goes "why didn't we listen to Thor" but I don't know how that that actually happens in reality.

 

[Huddinge]

At this point, even if SKG fails (I hope it doesn’t), pirate software is still fucked. By now, I think most people who've heard about SKG understand what this initiative is about and that if you play vidya, there's literally no reason not to sign it if you're eligible. Even if he somehow avoids being associated with misleading people about the purpose of the campaign, he'll still be seen as the main guy who opposed it. And being against grassroots campaigns like SKG is PR suicide.

If it fails, he's gonna be blamed for it for all enternity, and every time a game gets taken online he will be brought up as the butt of a joke. If it succeeds, we all win and we get to endlessly unk on maldavius for trying to stand in its way. There is no situation where any outcome will be good for Piratesoftware.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Destiny is a sex addict who sucked Nick Fuentes' cock, and is a pseudo intellectual political sperg with no technical literacy whatsoever. Dan is only marginally better. In any case:

Local:

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

At this point, even if SKG fails (I hope it doesn’t), pirate software is still fucked.

He better pray it passes, because if this shit fails everyone in the NA/UK YouTube scene is coming back to eviscerate him. He's already getting gang-banged on all fronts. An SKG failure will be nuclear for him, and his brand will be radioactive as far as collabs("isn't that the guy who killed SKG?"). He might as well just delete his YouTube channel. His only friend at that point will be Josh Strife Hayes.

 

[Maeis]

Destiny is a pseudo intellectual political sperg with no technical literacy whatsoever, and Dan is only marginally better. In any case:

How the fuck is Destiny on board with this? He was the guy who said we should gleefully mock bystanders who got killed at the Trump rally where he got shot. It just seemed like he wanted to be a contrarian for the sake of it.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

People keep saying "Oh, PewDiePie can't do that, he's too big for that and its dangerous..." bro's probably got enough to set generations of his family up for life. What does he have to lose?

Agree. He endorsed E;R who had the steven universe review trashing it with the hitler speech at the end, and he came out of that fine. People gave him so much shit for "ENDORSING A NAZI". but he got past it.

do you REALLY think hes afraid of a gay furry charlatan?

 

[Burnt Effigy]

How the fuck is Destiny on board with this? He was the guy who said we should gleefully mock bystanders who got killed at the Trump rally where he got shot. It just seemed like he wanted to be a contrarian for the sake of it.

As retarded as Tiny can be
1. You need to be a special breed of retard to think like Mald
2. Pretty sure, to him, any regulation's a good thing, no matter what it regulates

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

go make games (that you will kill because your singleplayer game needs to be online forever for some reason)

 

[canalCrab]

If it fails, he's gonna be blamed for it for all enternity, and every time a game gets taken online he will be brought up as the butt of a joke. If it succeeds, we all win and we get to endlessly unk on maldavius for trying to stand in its way. There is no situation where any outcome will be good for Piratesoftware.

"I played the retard because the campaign needed a villain to rally against"

I wouldnt be surprised if this were actually him if it succeeds.

Either that or him trooning out...

edit: if he admits to having been wrong about skg on his first stream, I'll print out all the pages starting from the featured post and eat them. Obviously with a recording.

 

[Well Intentioned]

"I played the retard because the campaign needed a villain to rally against"

I wouldnt be surprised if this were actually him if it succeeds.

Either that or him trooning out...

Nah, it's going to be some permutation of "I had raised these points and they are still valid, and they were never addressed, therefore I'm still right."

Or "I fostered a larger discussion while addressing some of the MAJOR ISSUES that plague Ross' movement 10 months ago and he was so ungrateful he launched a smear attack against me for simply voicing my opinion ... <stretch> ... insane behavior dude. because those MAJOR ISSUES are still there. No, I'm not going to elaborate on what they are."

The mentioning of Carmack a few pages back is funny, because Maldy reaaaaaaaaaally wants to be taken as seriously as Carmack, who is a legitimate genius, OG game dev and so much more that Maldy larps as some Milennial version of Encyclopedia Brown to try and emulate that.

He absolutely, positively, desperately wants to be in AAA and taken seriously as a bigwig rockstar developer because that's what his dad and all his colleagues at Blizzard were, what he grew up with, and what he saw. His dad was with the South Park dudes, Chris Metzen was larping around as gaming's version of Bono, Samwise (Blizzard's longtime art director) was able to quietly parade his furry stuff around (namely the Panda race in Warcraft) and so on.

The reason he isn't was spelled out by someone else in this thread out pointed out the lack of career advancement where he was stuck as a grunt in the QA mines. He has no solid skills that would put him on an upward trajectory, so he has to fake it and create the illusion of success.

 

[crowabunga]

"I played the retard because the campaign needed a villain to rally against"

I wouldnt be surprised if this were actually him if it succeeds.

Either that or him trooning out...

Mapping Thor's lolcow development conditions is like a map of Eeveelutions: will Mald evolve into an "Iwasonlypretendingtoberetardedmon" if the initiative succeeds, will its failure make him turn into a "Mycareerisgonemon" or will he just turn into an even gayer ferret?

 

[Glowie]

Agree. He endorsed E;R who had the steven universe review trashing it with the hitler speech at the end, and he came out of that fine. People gave him so much shit for "ENDORSING A NAZI". but he got past it.

do you REALLY think hes afraid of a gay furry charlatan?

PewDiePie is a respected family man who now Linux pills normies and is pro privacy, he has been playing games on YouTube and knows a bit more some Nepo baby, everyone knows by now that Pewds doesn't dress in Hugo boss uniforms.
He is respected.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Gentlemen, we are officially under 10k signatures per day for success.
Hopefully, with tomorrow's push, we may even get below 6000.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Time for our daily review of Heartbound's Steam discussion pa-



Huh.



Well alrighty then.

That about covers it for today. Thanks again for tuning in folks. And in case I don’t see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

Mapping Thor's lolcow development conditions is like a map of Eeveelutions: will Mald evolve into an "Iwasonlypretendingtoberetardedmon" if the initiative succeeds, will its failure make him turn into a "Mycareerisgonemon" or will he just turn into an even gayer ferret?

He evolved into faggoteon when he leveled up with the gnome clay shoved up his ass

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

why use ceramic gnome though?
what if it breaks? can ass break it?
its not kinda questions that iever thought of

 

[culk]

why use ceramic gnome though?
what if it breaks? can ass break it?
its not kinda questions that iever thought of

we need a brave kiwi to buy the same gnome and shove it up their ass to see if it breaks

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

Time for our daily review of Heartbound's Stream discussion pa-

lmao!

This guy is freaking the fuck out. Giving off some Hitler in his bunker during the final days energy. Fuck yes.

Hope you kill yourself by the end of the year Mald.

And in case I don’t see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

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