DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Twrx]

Y'all talking about his funniest scams and completely left out the tire scam. The one where his dad sent him a picture of a fish he caught in reply to Phil's bitching about it. And seriously, if someone steals your wheels, they aren't going to leave a scissor jack.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Update: no more GTA.
Also, his interactions lol



Class valedictorian btw

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Update: no more GTA.
Also, his interactions lol
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Class valedictorian btw

As part of the 7.1% I technically wasn't wrong. And you KNOW I did everything correct.
E: Why's he playing Rimworld?? I thiught he'd made it clear he's not interested in it because it's got a sprite artsyle?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

And seriously, if someone steals your wheels, they aren't going to leave a scissor jack.

That scissor jack is worth more than what you'd get for offloading a single stolen Corolla wheel.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Khet has no family and we weren’t even sure she was working last time she was seen. She could be rotting in that middle condo for all we know.

Well we know one thing for sure Phil won’t drive her and drop her off in the middle of the Woods.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Why's he playing Rimworld?? I thiught he'd made it clear he's not interested in it because it's got a sprite artsyle?

Broken ego and the many arguments he had on twitter with the actual devs of the game. He'll do a stellarblade and act like a POS then call the game bad.

no more GTA.

This was predictable given how modding gta 4 requires some tech litteracy as (knowing him) he'll need to install a reshade for his graphical mod. (we all know he wasn't going to add anything about gameplay)

I'm still curious if he's still paying for nexusmods, and why he didn't think about a more moddable game like skyrim or fallout 4.
(would love to see him struggle with mo2 installation)

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Update: no more GTA.
Also, his interactions lol
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Class valedictorian btw

Clearly by the nazi flag the dudes first language probably wasn't English, sweat to christ if you get rid of all interaction on both sides of the sphere from faggot ass inbred limeys and holocaust starting eurotrash Piggy would have starved years ago.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Surely some dent must be paying him to pay Rimworld. He's absolutely going to hate it, but if some whale is forcing him to play it, we might get some good salt. I think he'll still ultimately ragequit it unless someone is really whaling out for it.

That shit was hands-down the absolute funniest scam he's ever pulled because of how little effort he put into it. A literal Level 1 Scam, if you will. He ended up sounding completely fucking fine in the Spiderman 2: Miles Morales stream he did like 2-3 days after the announcement and then had to repeatedly go out of his way to do the "COUGH COUGH....wow dood I'm sick!" shit (that little kids in 1980s movies do) while playing the game.

That was a pretty good scam I actually forgot about. It wasn't that spectacular in the grand scheme of things, but him delaying playing Mario Sunshine for months back in the Twitch (I think) days was pretty good. And I have a soft spot for the krabby patty fiasco just because it was peek Phil laziness

 

[RainJacketAndShorts]

What the actual fuck is wrong with this man?

He's GAY! and he's FAT!!

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Here you can obviously tell he's hamming it up in hopes for getting clipped. Not pictured is a couple of minutes earlier when his face became flushed and his voice got all shakey like a bitch, all over a minecraft bird. If this is how he reacts to a replaceable virtual pig and bird dying I'm curious how things are going behind da scenes

 

[Vic Viper T301]

He didn't even take GTA off the schedule for Thursday, why does he even bother when he's not going to proofread it?

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

If this is how he reacts to a replaceable virtual pig and bird dying I'm curious how things are going behind da scenes

phil is currently in the process of finding out that the pig that died behind da scenes was neither virtual nor replaceable

 

[Pargon]

Surely some dent must be paying him to pay Rimworld. He's absolutely going to hate it, but if some whale is forcing him to play it, we might get some good salt. I think he'll still ultimately ragequit it unless someone is really whaling out for it.


That was a pretty good scam I actually forgot about. It wasn't that spectacular in the grand scheme of things, but him delaying playing Mario Sunshine for months back in the Twitch (I think) days was pretty good. And I have a soft spot for the krabby patty fiasco just because it was peek Phil laziness

Apart from the metascam (give him money to play games, he plays those games poorly, bitching all the way, if he plays them at all) I like to measure his success by how much money he’s gotten for specific things, since that’s what he would do, and I gotta say that I love Project 7 for that. It had so many levels: the Patreon shill for the new camera that would and could never happen despite him collecting hundreds just from that; the massive retcon as everything he’d produced so far as “a trailer” and therefore not indicative of progress or intent to progress; him screwing absolutely everyone else involved out of their due. He was brazen as shit to go that far imo as it was the last time he’d try anything on anyone in meatspace. Typing this, I really think that his move to the other ass-end of the country from where he was living had something to do with him having fucked so many people over who knew where he lived and potentially might come knocking eventually.

I’m sure he felt like Henry Hill, having dropped his dime on everyone around him and then skittering off to safety to hide like a coward for literally the rest of his life.


What a fucking faggot.

 

[Malcolm X]

Well we know one thing for sure Phil won’t drive her and drop her off in the middle of the Woods.

No, he'll give her a pill and leave her by the side of the road.

Edited to add:

Clearly by the nazi flag the dudes first language probably wasn't English,

Bloody krauts can English better than red-blooded Muricans, it wasn't a mistake, guy knew what he was writing. It's as if he wrote "pr0n" and here comes valedictorian terminally-online 16-year-on-demand-khantent-creator Phil, "Uh ACKshully it's spelled 'porn' duhuhuh. What a morahn."

 

[Ardath]

I love him dying so much in minecraft, a game for children and autistic people, they fucked it up and made it dark souls d00d wheres my chill fun.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

I can't believe people are still donating to him. That's what gets me every time I see his streams, it's like he hits his goal everyday, people donate to him past the 150$ for his "kings tax". It's Insane. He isn't interesting, he isn't entertaining, if you say 1 little remark about him or his stream he will curse you out - how can you donate to him? Why? What drives these people to give him money?

I'll give him this, he's more entertaining than Wings at least.

the weirdo doody is giving phil $. Lots of weirdos on tiktok are addicted to gifting "creators" for attention so the same goes for the weirdos who give dsp $.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

the weirdo doody is giving phil $. Lots of weirdos on tiktok are addicted to gifting "creators" for attention so the same goes for the weirdos who give dsp $.

The newest batch of lolcows to come out of tiktok effectively rely of a logs for income (see nova online and topiachu) so this doesn't surprise me, though they get fucked with on a scale phil isn't ready for

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Phil's visible income

https://x.com/JGAnno24/status/1939941529864282363/photo/1

So, I see he's playing Rimworld! Probably because his ass got scorched good from the backlash. I've got 210 hours in it myself and he's gonna fucking hate it. For anyone who doesn't know, it's basically Dwarf Fortress in Space. Game requires a lot of knowledge and a lot of micromanaging. Bet he'll grab colonists with shitty traits (pyromaniac, cannibal, nudist, etc) and fail to properly feed them.

LARPers should gaslight him into using Randy Random for his storyteller.

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil's visible income
https://x.com/JGAnno24/status/1939941529864282363/photo/1

Oh he's definitely starting to hurt a bit. If niggers here really hated him as much as they claim to (as well as on Twitter) they'd stop showering his financial supporters with attention every fucking minute of the day.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Phil's visible income

https://x.com/JGAnno24/status/1939941529864282363/photo/1

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So, I see he's playing Rimworld! Probably because his ass got scorched good from the backlash. I've got 210 hours in it myself and he's gonna fucking hate it. For anyone who doesn't know, it's basically Dwarf Fortress in Space. Game requires a lot of knowledge and a lot of micromanaging. Bet he'll grab colonists with shitty traits (pyromaniac, cannibal, nudist, etc) and fail to properly feed them.

LARPers should gaslight him into using Randy Random for his storyteller.

It’s incredible how much of a stress free life he would have if he could just kick the gacha addiction. Even keeping his retard coomer shit and DoorDash addiction he’d be living easy.
Stupid dents and a polish fat faggot. Name a better coomer combo.

 

[Fapcop]

I genuinely can’t wait until he EVENTUALLY gets a single 20 minute appearance on some small-to-midsize YouTube channel.

“Now guys, as you know I’m having a resurgence. The whole internet likes me now and they’re turning the spotlight back on my detractors!”

Reminds me of the numerous times he claimed to have gotten a “fresh start” and the “internet not being against him for once!”

My fave was def the one time he made a “viral tweet” and the following day made a whole big ass segment to “set the record straight” and pre-pignotize any new viewers.

(Consisting of Phil in detail explaining his many sins and going “that didn’t happen!”)

This being the Snortex, his chat was of course quickly full of trolls LARPing as newbies. “Oh wow Phil! I really enjoy your meaningful, chill content! It’s wild how these detractors abuse you! Did you try calling the police?!”

Oh he's definitely starting to hurt a bit. If niggers here really hated him as much as they claim to (as well as on Twitter) they'd stop showering his financial supporters with attention every fucking minute of the day.

Phil seems to have a bounce and crash each year? But every year the bounce is smaller.

Last year, and the year before we had the vest streak. This year it was KC that flooded him with cash.

If Phil knew how much money he’d miss out on, he’d probably let PPP shit on his wife some more.

It’s incredible how much of a stress free life he would have if he could just kick the gacha addiction. Even keeping his retard coomer shit and DoorDash addiction he’d be living easy.
Stupid dents and a polish fat faggot. Name a better coomer combo.

Any one of us could be a better Phil than Phil so to speak.

And while it’s easy to say “If Phil would just X” it’s a lot harder to do it.

Phil isn’t unlike the fentanyl junkies Seattle is full of. Yes, if he quit his addictions his life would be better. But what would be the point?

He hates his life, he’s stuck streaming to retards all day. Everyone thinks he’s a lolcow, despite Phil’s strong conviction that he’s TOTALLY not a cow, and actually delivers super meaningful kahntent.

His gacha and stuffing his piehole with slop are the only real pleasures he has.