Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[UsedUp]

One look at her should set off she must have lots of money, look at all that fat amongst the goat fuckers. Operation Dumbo Drop, potential beheading and ransom beeze.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Do they even have her fast food over there?

She's going to be trying (and somehow failing) the war and famine diet.

"They fill your gas tank with a jug and a funnel hee!"

 

[Billy Bunter]

Shoot me all the hats or whatever but I'm having trouble believing they're really in Syria. Could Sald be THAT stupid?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Wait a minute. A week ago we were living in a rental apartment in Cornwall. We had just adopted a fat cat who we couldn't stand. We're planning on staying forever. And now we smuggled ourselves into Syria to be reunited with salad and Julia? I mean we all know the woman is out of control but this is the most out of control. I think I've ever seen her.

I think it's like a more global Crackhead Olympics.
Instead of the long road, it's the long flight. Instead of a crackhead saying he would fuck her, it's a retard saying he found somewhere to live in Syria. I have no doubt that the moment he said he was living somewhere, she rushed to dump Smokey and the apartment, since she did mention international travel...

 

[DongMiguel]

Shoot me all the hats or whatever but I'm having trouble believing they're really in Syria. Could Sald be THAT stupid?

Both are that stupid.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Syrian Arc now. Do anything to keep Salah, Chantal. He's still going to leave you in the end.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Well, you know, maybe finally life will be as hard as she needs to stop being so...as she is. Some people need to suffer more in order to feel it and it takes more to affect them. All these little and large privations might occupy/ absorb her incredible need for stimulation (which is one big reason why she overeats, smokes, rages, gets into drama and mischief, whatever).

I also think she really should just pick up and move every other month or so when the bloom goes off the rose of her latest adventure and she's fed up. Just keep moving as the mood strikes. She's restless and very excited with anything new. So she should be a rolling stone (until that annoys her, and then she should settle down...until that annoys her, etc.). Some people aren't made for the usual.

Best case of all she actually can't get food and has to walk those stairs and everywhere, and she drops some weight.

All that said, haven't heard how long they intend to be there. He can't stay, but she's talking about fixing up his house. But she also mentioned going back to Canada. Maybe she'll just bop back and forth to pick up her cash in Canada. And lol, frequent trips to/from Syria with wads of western cash will be a great look, won't raise any eyebrows whatsoever.

And yes, I'm choosing to take this at face value, because it's more fun than doom posting from the jump. Syria beeze has to be more fun than Cornwall car beeze.

 

[Spinach Souffle]

C'mon Syria - DO YOUR WORST.

Only Chantal could be SMUGLY livestreaming in this situation. She thinks she is WINNING
I can't with the stupid.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

This is what anyone who marries an Arab deserves tbh: living in an Arab country! Enjoy!!

 

[Bawbag]

Confirmation that they made the crossing from Lebanon. Chantal reports seeing the McDonalds there.

 

[Who Now]

Lolcow of the year right here

She truly is the dumbest fuck on the Farms. Null, look what your girl is doing

Fuck around and find out Chins. All this to prove to haydurs she can get a man. Doesn't matter his motives, she got him
Speak your mind, like you wanted to in suppressive Kuwait, go ahead dumbfuck

 

[Richie Richard]

Chantal: “BABE! I just love you!”

(pause)

Salah: “Love you, too”

Chantal: ”Hahaha, he looks stressed out!”

 

[Randy Lahey]

Holy fuck Guntal, you absolute retard.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Confirmation that they made the crossing from Lebanon. Chantal reports seeing the McDonalds there.

Wait'll she hears about the KFC in Yemen...

I'm sorry I'm still in shock. This is insane.

That crazy bitch who picked off her own legs seems more grounded than Chantal right now. She's so completely fucked.

 

[Clotso Coof]

FFG is going to make soooooo much money on her next livestream.

Supposedly it’s illegal to send money to anyone in Syria?

Want to talk about cockroach luck? The US lifted the bank bans on Syria today, July 1st 2025. I don't know about Canada, but they probably follow us. Also, US currency is commonly used in Syria (as in most absolute shitholes).

That is no place for a North American, especially a walking embodiment of every excess of the West

Anyone driving by who sees her in public will think she's American. That's....not good for her in Syria.

A UTI in Syria will kill her.

I can see Salah buying fistfulls of blackmarket pills for her and accidentally damaging her organs.

She also claims to have no access to her money and is living purely off Salah.

I'm sure she cashed out the rest of her bank account before going to Syria. Salah will drive her over a border again if he needs to when her next paycheck comes. Her July paycheck will still be a shitton of money in Syria.

 

[The Crawling Chaos]

I... I... I am speechless.

Syria beeze was not on my Chantal bingo card for 2025 or whatever year. Yeah, we joked about it, sure, but to actually witness it??... Thank you Cutie, Thank you!

Lolcow of the century.

Edit: why tf isn't this featured? Fixed!

Let's not forget that all of this is because of a cat.

The real MVP:

 

[3-2-1836]

I just woke up and how in the fuck did this fat bitch make it to Syria so quickly

Also I wonder if being cut off from all the fast food will make her finally lose weight like I did when I lived in Africa for a year.

 

[KittiestKitty]

Syrian live beheading beeze lez go.

 

[anliteralidiot]

FFG is going to make soooooo much money on her next livestream.

Today's also her annual, "Pondue Family Reunion" stream, so she's easily going to double her supachats.

 

[Kweeksilva]

I've gotta say...I'm shocked. We joked about Syria Beeze for how long? Bet Chin's step father told her to get a job or get out.

I take this as confirmation she can't get back into Kuwait. Salah must have worked hard to get his paypig back to him. He really, REALLY thinks she can get him to Canada.

Sounds like they drove there from Lebanon?

Marty from beyond the grave takes a major W. Cheers, fat psycho angel!

The official war has been over for quite a while. Are there skirmshes from local militias or something? But formerly wartorn countries tend to be overrun with organized crime and violent revenge cycles due to years of lawlessness.

Shit could also be blowing up because people are using sketchy generators since what else can you get in motherfucking Syria. Imagine trying to work anything with flammable fuel and/or home-wired electronics in SYRIA.

Damascas weather for the next 10 days show highs in the 90s, I have no idea if it gets hotter than that. Have fun with no air conditioning!

LMAO. You can get McDonalds almost anywhere in the world...but she chose Syria.

It doesn't matter there's no active war, the infrastructure will be absolute dog shit, she'll won't have easy access to medical care let alone consistent access to basic necessities like CLEAN water, food and electricity. Probably some waterborne disease like cholera will take her out