Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[ATPH]

HO talking about UE's dogshit take on the Mald situation. UE even drops the farms in the video.

 

[thx1138]

I hope I wake up the last day of this petition and it's at 1.5m views and that fake deep voice fuck is just fuming, just absolutely beside himself with rage.

Fuck him going in and going out. I found him tedious when my YT feed was spammed with his bullshit, I found him highly suspect when y'all started talking about the fake voice and his questionable past, and him attacking the SKG initiative, well, that's the icing on the cake. Get fucked, mald. It's going through and you can't stop it. Asshole. I know you or one of your dickriders is reading this.

 

[ScurvyRat]

There's quite a few clips of first puberty, but I wanted to share some more I found using twitchtracker.com(piratesoftware -> clips -> date range)

Somehow still not even deleted, his voice is incredibly different in these clips. The first clip genuinely sounds like a completely different person.

Ok I wasn't sold on the voicechanger before. But this combined with the audio analysis of the mid ranges just fucking MISSING from the audio... Yea this nigger is using a fucking voice changer.

 

[The Wise Shaman]

heres my take on a bit more euro poster
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A day late to say it, but the Hungarian one should have been:
VEDD KI A RÉSZED
This is the word that means YOUR PART — KI is a coverb and A is an article.

Spoiler: a little Hungarian language lesson

VESZ /ˈvɛs/ means TAKE
KIVESZ /ˈkivɛs/ means TAKE OUT — KI /ˈki/ is a coverb which means OUT
VEDD KI /ˈvɛdː ˈki/ means TAKE OUT (second person singular imperative present definitive) — KIVESZ receives the -D /d/ suffix, which can give verbs all of those properties, the coverb changes position and the SZD /sd/ sound cluster turns into DD /dː/, because Hungarian has many quirks
A /ˈɒ/ means THE — it is the definitive article used before consonants, AZ /ˈɒz/ is used before vowels
RÉSZ /ˈreːs/ means PART
RÉSZED /ˈreːsɛd/ means YOUR PART (second person singular single-possession possessive) — RÉSZ receives the -D /d/ suffix, which can give nouns all of those properties, and the -E- /ɛ/ link vowel thanks to vowel harmony (Hungarian has many quirks)
VEDD KI A RÉSZED would mean TAKE YOUR PART OUT if you were to translate it literally, but it does mean DO YOUR PART essentially

 

[Looney Troons]

I just sent a Teams chat out to my company’s EU office to review and hopefully sign the petition (don’t worry, we’ve got a chat set up for non-work related things). Mostly male demographic, ages 25-45. Even if only a handful of them sign it, maybe they can spread the word to their friends and family. A couple of them even got the Postal 2 reference which made me happy.

Trying to do my part.

 

[IMF Offical Account]

Jacksepticeye just uploaded a video about SKG on his second channel and not his main due to algorithm stuff, and he shits on Fagtree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_5WIzkM0r8

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

I hope I wake up the last day of this petition and it's at 1.5m views and that fake deep voice fuck is just fuming, just absolutely beside himself with rage.

Fuck him going in and going out. I found him tedious when my YT feed was spammed with his bullshit, I found him highly suspect when y'all started talking about the fake voice and his questionable past, and him attacking the SKG initiative, well, that's the icing on the cake. Get fucked, mald. It's going through and you can't stop it. Asshole. I know you or one of your dickriders is reading this.

I would sooner expect his calcified smug narcissist brain to smugly declare "I knew it would fail" despite him single-handedly doubling its signature count.

 

[Professor Donger]

How much do you want to bet that Mald is going to backtrack and say, "Well, you see, I did all of this to make sure it succeeded, I'm actually the hero" when the initiative passes?

 

[thx1138]

How much do you want to bet that Mald is going to backtrack and say, "Well, you see, I did all of this to make sure it succeeded, I'm actually the hero" when the initiative passes?

I don't think it'd come to that. That would require mald to even appear to have had a different belief than what he expressed, and that's just not so. His ego won't allow it.

 

[yt Oliander]

I don't think it'd come to that. That would require mald to even appear to have had a different belief than what he expressed, and that's just not so. His ego won't allow it.

"Uh so yeah, looks like people are willing to ruin the entire live service industry just because they hate me. Crazy. Insane behavior guys. No yeah I'm done, we're going back to auto-modding SKG. People are going to lose their jobs over this, and that's just not what this community is about."

 

[Onomatopoeia]

I hope I wake up the last day of this petition and it's at 1.5m views and that fake deep voice fuck is just fuming, just absolutely beside himself with rage.

Are you implying he's not gonna take the stance that he single handedly saved the petition with his sacrifice for the greater good? It's gonna be more like this:

"Oh yeah? You wanna know the truth? It was a ruse. I did it in purpose. Yeah. I knew that everything this petition really needs was an adversary — a devil's advocate as we called it back in my time with Blizzard. I worked at Blizzard. Here let me show you." [Maldavius opens Paint.] This is the petition without me and this... [He draws a big fat ferret cock] this is the petition with me. As you know I'm kind of a hacker or an offensive security specialist expert as we called it in my time with the DoD. I worked for the DoD. There's this kind of hacker attack we call social engineering which means I tricked all of you! I played 4D chess. You Fell for it! It was all a setup! I KNEW from the beginning that the only way to make this work is by becoming the villain. And [Maldavius turns to the camera — His voice drops 2 octaves from a sudden third puberty] I became the Villain you need but not the one you deserve. [Smug grin]"

 

[Near]

Really good pace. I hope it continues beyond one mil.

It needs to be without a shadow of a doubt with invalid vote fuckery

 

[WanderingWalker]

Albino just recently posted another video dunking on Mald for his retarded SKG takes

Perservetube
KEK, king sloppa

No local archive unfortunately though sorry, phone posting rn

 

[itogi]

No local archive unfortunately though sorry, phone posting rn

Local archive:

 

[Adam Copium]

edit: idk how to archive

Replace you with preserve on the YouTube URL, and if it says "archive now", click it.

 

[419]

I wouldn't be so sure (again, "NO FUCKING BLACKPILLING") about this failing. I'd wager that the text-only boost from PewDiePie already helped massively, considering that only in the past 12 and a half hours—13:30 or so in Brussels—there are already 20,000 signatures just today, and the initiative has already breached the 70% mark today as well. If Pewds were to follow that post up with a full-fledged video, we might see the signature count absolutely explode.

Holy FUCK, today isn't even over for another 4½ 5 hours on my end, yet this already might be an all-time record for daily signatures. Six hours after this post, it's gone up by another 25 THOUSAND.

Even the live tracker itself is getting fucking brofisted; the sigs are pouring in that fast that it can barely keep up, and it's struggling to give a live count for the day. Currently though, we're seeing a total of just under 45,000 signatures before the day is over.

Felix, you absolute legend.



E: It just barely managed to update on my end again. I should note that only 5 minutes or so ago the count was at 44,881(?) before it crapped out again. Now it's very likely well over 45,300 at the time I write this, since the live count is once again kill.

It's getting, like... 60-80 signatures a minute? That's at least one signature per second, very likely even more.

 

[Glowie]

heres my take on a bit more euro poster
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Finnish: TEE SINUN OSASI

 

[Adam Copium]

Holy FUCK, today isn't even over for another 4½ hours on my end, yet this already might be an all-time record for daily signatures. Six hours after this post, it's gone up by another 25 THOUSAND.

Not only that, but the UK Petition just jumped up to 62,057 signatures!!!

Mald can, in his words, eat my entire ass. Seriously right now holy

 

[Maeis]

I am curious what will happen to gacha if this not only passes but goes global in the perfect result. A lot of gacha flops are because nobody wanted to pay for that product, but it does allow a lot of interesting story ideas to flourish. That is to say, gachas that have an actual story and are not just auto clickers or straight up rugpulls. Making an offline version of the game is the easiest way, but I can't imagine gachas are even fun when you remove the games of chance and the updates dry up. I play a single gacha game and what keeps me coming back is the story updates that I would gladly pay full price for if it was a "real" game.

 

[U+200B]

Just 8 more for Croatia to also break through the Threshold. Every country is another winding of the noose!

Jasons last stream: "You may have stopped the killing of games, but you have killed me!"

Edit: nvm, didn't refresh