Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Tingle]

You might have caught it with an earlier revision, on my end it has a much lower estimate.

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It would be incredibly ironic if the goal was hit earlier on July 4th, despite Burgers never even being able to sign. Considering the hashtag is going out tomorrow there's an actual non-zero chance of that happening, too.

 

[StacticShock]

question
glasses or no glasses?

if it is postal themed it needs the glasses.

 

[U+200B]

At his rate I don't just believe in the 1Mil, but in a full sweep!


Come on Luxembourg, Cyprus and Malta bros! Why you lackin'?

 

[Forklift Certified]

question
glasses or no glasses?
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no glasses, eye contact makes more humane, more relatable imo... if its a stand alone work

edit: ofc if based on a reference closer to the source material as possible,

 

[clever handle]

no glasses, eye contact makes more humane, more relatable imo...

I agree with this, it's more in line with the brand, Ross being the "nice guy" and all.

Plus, I think having that other one be bad cop and this one being good cop helps to cover more demographics, which in my opinion, is better than trying to hit the game demographic twice.

 

[NoReturn]

At his rate I don't just believe in the 1Mil, but in a full sweep!
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Come on Luxembourg, Cyprus and Malta bros! Why you lackin'?

What do the Maltese even like? Falcons?

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

Ross cracking open a celebratory can of beans once 1 million signatures is reached.

 

[clever handle]

As an aside, even if us Amerimutts can't sign, there's a nice consolation prize in that this thing might finish on July 4th.

 

[U+200B]

What do the Maltese even like? Falcons?

Trannies...

 

[Nick Gars]

No idea how late I am with this, but we're truly are in a Merge Timeline - the Ketamine King himself retweeted fucking Grummz of all people
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Publicity is publicity, I guess

I know narcies rarely kill themselves, but Christ, I can't even fathom how beaten and battered his ego must be right now. We might actually see him do it at this rate.

 

[canalCrab]

New mutahar dropped

 

[Vince McMahon]

Over 4 thousand signatures already today.

 

[VanClyde]

The message at the bottom changed from "we're behind schedule!" to this:

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It went full hopium mode right now

 

[Not your Buddy Holly]

Over 4 thousand signatures already today.

and it's not even fucking daylight there yet. Eurobros I'm feeling hopeful that you guys will actually pull it off. Gotta thank that roach for being such an irritating and irredeemable piece of shit that it literally motivated an entire continent to fucking spite him (and do a good deed while doing that.)

 

[yt Oliander]

You know what the real villain move would be? If MALD is actually botting the petition to poison the well.

Actually, that's too cool for Maldy.

 

[Aidan]

New mutahar dropped

He's really milking this one but I don't mind.

 

[clever handle]

Imagine if this ended up becoming the 2020s' parallel to Gamergate, except instead of untold political division and radicalism, it fostered a belief in the capability of things to change for the better and the ability for people to realize that they unify on many points and would be better off working together to make them happen.

 

[canalCrab]

And another one.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Fuck slow down
I need more time

 

[canalCrab]

Fuck slow down
I need more time

The campaign comes with momentum and no lube for all of us equally.