DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

I doubt Phil has the ability to produce tears on command the way he did.

He was crying about missing the meal because of his own laziness.

Well we know one thing for sure Phil won’t drive her and drop her off in the middle of the Woods.

I see what you did there.

Sorry if this has been talked about, I did a cursory search and didn't find much on it. Does anyone have any theories on why Phil is so obsessed with cleaniness lately? Like with the DSP tries it stuff he's worried with spilling grease everywhere and immediately start cleaning things up if a few crumbs get anywhere. Is this learned from mo-wife? Phil has never been a very clean person from my memory. Someone this concerned wouldn't have a rats nest of wires or an office caked in dust.

It's all a facade because everyone knows he's a lazy slob.

Todays Phail in Photo:

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Phil really loves talking out of both sides of his mouth when he fights streamers and sucks their cocks. Constantly reminding the viewers that he barely played backindaday. What a faggot.
If you hid the names and he had no idea it was Justin Wong on the other end he'd be calling them an online lag pattern scrub retard like usual, too.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Phil really loves talking out of both sides of his mouth when he fights streamers and sucks their cocks. Constantly reminding the viewers that he barely played backindaday. What a faggot.
If you hid the names and he had no idea it was Justin Wong on the other end he'd be calling them an online lag pattern scrub retard like usual, too.

That's a great idea and I'm not sure any of these games have them but ability to turn off any stats from the other person, WoT implemented something like that where a persons name is just a persons name followed by some random numbers, doesn't mean anything and the only way to know someones real name is if you recorded the match and you looked at the metadata that goes with the video.

 

[Pargon]

JWong annihilating him (with extra sauce being that he cohosts with Matt McMuscles, who sneak disses Phil in his videos to this day) feels exactly like watching a shitty misanthropic retard getting stomped. On several levels, including artistic.

You can't shut all of it out all the time, Phil. Not even you. And watching you learn that, no matter how many times you have to, is how you give back the bile you spew into the world. Choke on it and wake up the next day for all eternity, you pile.

 

[GodModule]

Getting 10-0'd by Justin Wong after just bragging about the "high level gameplay" he had with his dents, along with the Justin Wong Whiteclaw sponsorship. I fucking love cosmic irony

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil really loves talking out of both sides of his mouth when he fights streamers and sucks their cocks. Constantly reminding the viewers that he barely played backindaday. What a faggot.
If you hid the names and he had no idea it was Justin Wong on the other end he'd be calling them an online lag pattern scrub retard like usual, too.

Phil is so disingenuous when he bounces from kissing a known FGC player's ass and then his usual routine. A side effect of what a shut-in Phil is only interacting with his retarded chat, he thinks everyone is that stupid and easily manipulated.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Didn't he literally shame Justin Wong for abusing online tactics last time they matched in that game? Or was that a different FGC person.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

every time the snortex starts to get just a little bit dry the writers pull shit like giving jwong a whiteclaw sponsorship and having him body the poor pigga. straight kino

 

[Pargon]

every time the snortex starts to get just a little bit dry the writers pull shit like giving jwong a whiteclaw sponsorship and having him body the poor pigga. straight kino

He's rarely a three-course meal as a cow. But he serves up a tasty barbeque once in a while, sure

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Actually so gay and gross seeing DSP pretend to like Justin after all the shit he talks STILL.

Pretty sure not even a week ago he was talking about how he's a shill, or during the MvC2 remaster how he was talking shit about his Wazzler schtick, calling it childish and how only idiots like it. Phil is such a little bitch, he can't even own his hatred for others, he always pussies out when the other person is present.

 

[Pickle Man]

Justin Wong when he get match up with DSP in CvsS2

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Didn't he literally shame Justin Wong for abusing online tactics last time they matched in that game? Or was that a different FGC person.

Nah I think Justin was the guy Phil barely squeaked out a cheap no skill cookie cutter win against at that one regional EVO and as he walked off the stage he called Daigo a bitch or Daigo you're next bitch which is hilarious because I bet Daigo just said something in japanese which translated to who's this fat faggot polack talking about?

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Seems he never played it. and considering that one quest giver is this hot vampire he probably never will
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And this is a half picture she runs around in a stripper outfit

Fuck Bloodlines was so fucking good. Remaster that you pussies(NightDive Studios). Instead we will get another piece of shit like Swansong 2 or whatever the fuck it's called. Sorry for derailing the thread, just got nostalgic about Bloodlines. I'll try to be less of a faggot in the future.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

Not two pages ago, I wrote (posted up, even) a summary of why Phil sucks as a lolcow nowadays.

Then Phil gets robust-style Wazzler’d 10-0, deepthroating Justin Wong’s cock all the way to the hilt every step of the way. Pathetic, buckbroken little clout chaser. Jwong isn’t gonna come on the pahdcahst, Phil.

If this was an MMA fight, it would have been over in a flash. Phil shat himself, curled into a ball and was surgically dismantled in seconds flat every time. The sheer skill gap was on full display. Phil has never been close to being a serious contender. Maybe he’d fare better at MvC2, but I somehow doubt it’d go much different.

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in…

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The maturity and impulse control of a grade schooler. And he wonders why people want to clock him.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Someone ask Justin if he'll be stuffing his face like a mongoloid primate afterward.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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Phil is feeling sassy today

Lmao didn't you cry over a virtual bird you fucking faggot?

AHAHH I JUST SAW THE JWONG SHIT. What a fucking worm! What a slithery eel. You spend all this time sneak dissing and bad-mouthing Wong and now you can't think of shit to say. Now its all unicorns and gumdrops. Fucking slip on ice, Phil, you leech.

 

[Choom]

The sheer skill gap was on full display. Phil has never been close to being a serious contender. Maybe he’d fare better at MvC2, but I somehow doubt it’d go much different.

Fare better against Justin, who is widely considered the goat in MvC2? LMAO fuck no.
There is a relatively short list of players at/near the same tier as Justin that could take a few games off him in a FT10, and Phil has never been anywhere near that level. The only thing in question would be how many of the 10 matches would be one character victories for Justin.

 

[Whaler]

The maturity and impulse control of a grade schooler. And he wonders why people want to clock him.

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He stuck his fingers in his eyes, ears, nose, and then mouth. No wonder he always feel like shit, the guy was giving him good advice. Sure, it's highly unlikely you'll get sick from eating your boogers, but it's covered in bacteria and there's always the chance you can from it.

Lmao didn't you cry over a virtual bird you fucking faggot?

Yes, but in his defense he was really stressed out after a bad day. Couldn't get his pickle items and GTA4 mods weren't working. However, he's still crashing out over Sonic not delivering his meal via GrubHub, DoorDash, and/or UberEats, don't know which of the three he uses. He could have just drove to the place to pick up the meals between streams, but he couldn't do that. Which further makes me think his refusal to pick up the fast food is either because his license is expired, the car is unuseable, or he really has become agoraphobic and might actually die from a panic attack if he leaves the Condo. There's no reason he should still be this upset and pissed off that he can't get them delivered. He won't even see if the Sonic six miles away from him will deliver, which by the way, will deliver to his Condo since it falls in the five to 10 miles range of the location. Please, somebody make it make sense.

EDIT: I wanted to mention this before, but it slipped my mind. A few days ago, Phil was complaining about "Americas food habits" with people liking things like Ice cream with cookie dough in it and he said he likes cookie dough only when it's been baked in a cookie. Which is such a weird fucking statement to put out there, but then he complained about how people will order sandwiches with a few ingredients on them and then throw a bunch of stuff on top and complain about the taste. Which is what he did when he ordered those three subs from Subway.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Eternal reminder that is reiterated with today's session of getting bodied against Justin that Jaha should have finished the job back in the day.