Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Well, at least she'll lose weight. If not by the lack of fast food, then blown off limbs.
If not by blown off limbs, she might be kidnapped and get beheaded.
Think of all the sexy new holes she'll get from this arc. We might need to medicate Null to keep him calm and focused.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

She's in Syria?
Live now

Shes with salah and Julia. He's guffawing in the background.
Salah is saying he's been hearing bombs and missiles?
There's no running water.... She's saying that's fine because she has to rough it? Cope in full effect.
She's marevlling that the streets have olive trees. No nashie trees tho.
She says she will be eating less. There's no fast food chains there!?
"This to me.. Is exciting!"
Says she had to show "the marriage thing" to "even get here"
They get a certain amount of electricity a day. Every 5 hours they get 1 hour of electricity. The power goes out often. They are using solar power. The grid is being rebuilt. "its economical!"
"It's not what you guys think at all"
Syria has "THE BEST HEALTHCARE IN THE WORLD" for the hour they get their electricity maybe

https://www.youtube.com/live/_DZem38svTo

CHANTAL JIHADIST ARK LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Tal E Whacker]

This dumb bitch has learned absolutely nothing from her time in kuwait, she already posted pictures of a border crossing checkpoint on her way into Syria, she will never be able to keep her gob under control and in Syria as a woman it doesn’t matter if she is Canadian, she will always be a second class person and never in control of any situation she finds herself in.
She managed to get herself into Syria but getting herself back out of Syria is a different situation altogether. She will have no access to her own money or be able to get any money sent from her family.
She really fucked up this time.

 

[demicolon]

It's very nice of Chantal for bringing a 800 lbs food aid for the poor Syrian kids.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

No, under the new visa policy Syria is universial visa-on-Arrival with the exception of Lebanon, Iran and Israel for obvious reasons, you just have to pay a entry-fee at the border based on nationality ($150 for Canadians) and supposedly you get to stay 3 months on each entry, however I believe wives of Syrian citizens get the entry fee waived and may have have the right to stay indefinitely, which tracks with her having to show her marriage certificate at the border, it's hard to tell because the Syrian Foreign Ministry's Website has been down for a couple of months now.

Anywho just for future reference since she can now get married for real, here's what a Syrian marriage contract looks like.
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It looks like a livestock record. Fuck, this is utterly insane.

 

[Hadniridea]

Just think. All of this; ALLLLL of this, just so she can say a man, "claimed," her and so she can screech, "WHERE'S YOUR HUZZZBIN?"

She has lived 41 years on the same Earth as the rest of us, and yet she has learned absolutely NOTHING. Cutie is easily the stupidest bitch I've ever seen, and frankly, it would be horrifying if it wasn't so fucking hilarious.

Great job you've done, Shmee, you've raised a 41 year old toddler who hurpled after mangled tiny brown dick all the way to a war torn Syria-one of the most dangerous countries in the world.

I just know her step-dad is praying to any God that will listen in hopes that he never sees his wife's precious Cutie again.

 

[neger psykolog]

So do people think Salad is "happy" by this development?

 

[YazeePro]

So do people think Salad is "happy" by this development?

Considering that he fled Syria for economic reasons and went to that other shithole to engage in some good old slave labor, I would say that the current developments go against his original plan.

Then again, Chantal is now his only economic insurance policy. He will be even more clingy.

 

[3-2-1836]

This is some Syrian Civil War sperging but technically, the current regime in Syria is pretty much propped up by the Israelis and Americans since they want to cockblock Iran from having another ally. Nowadays I think your average Syrian is tired of war and really can't be arsed to get mad at foreign powers anymore when they're trying to stabilize their current country, well, 'trying'... There was that recent attack on Christians.

If she was in Syria during Assad's reign, she might have actually had it worse since the US did directly bomb Assad-controlled parts of Syria before, plus also influence from Iran given their whole "DEATH TO AMERICA, THE GREAT SATAN!" thing. Canada and Canadians would've still been viewed as filthy pigdogs of America. Assuming if she landed in the 'peak' of Assad's Syria like 2019.

You notice how a lot more travel vloggers came to Syria after the fall of Assad in 2024 compared to before.

It's kind of like Afghanistan right now.

Pre-2021 barely any travel vlogger went to Afghanistan but now after 2021, there has been tons of YouTube videos of travel vloggers going to Afghanistan. Not even just Lord Miles.

They would've had it the worst as I doubt she could come up with the $3,000 to get Salad out of his conscription obligations, also I'm pretty sure when we first discovered Salad he had posts on his facebook insulting Assad, so their only option would've been to live in the Rebel areas and getting bombed on a regular basis by the Russian Air Force.

 

[Flaw Peacock]

Considering that he fled Syria for economic reasons and went to that other shithole to engage in some good old slave labor, I would say that the current developments go against his original plan.

Then again, Chantal is now his only economic insurance policy. He will be even more clingy.

If Alaa is to be believed, his family has completely disowned him for choosing this 500 pound embarrassment to humanity over his own flesh and blood. Does that mean his passport is also flagged by Kuwait barring his reentry since he self deported? No idea, but fuck me it would be entertaining for us if that were the case.

No idea what impact this has on his position with Murad, but I would be surprised if he continues to allow Prince Charmin to be associated with his definitely legit perfume business. So yeah, all he has left now is his pet hippo. Sunk cost fallacy is the glue that binds them together. Truly a romance for the ages.

 

[Dutch Courage]

I've seen some speculation that Clotso will lose weight fast in Syria. So, I decided to check the stats to see how fat Syrian women are.

Guess what? They are fucking fat. Not as fat as old Fatso, who might be the fattest stinkpig in Syria now. But pretty fucking fat nonetheless.



These stats are from a few years ago, in the middle of the civil war. Looks like the dearies weren't starving, at least.

A whopping 75% of Syrian women are overweight or obese. In Chantal's age group, 83% are overweight or obese, and a full 9% have a BMI over 40 (Clotso is somewhere in the vicinity of 67%)

They must be getting fat from something, and whatever it is, Foodie will eat four of them.

She may drop a few pounds at first, like she did in Kuwait. The excitement and all, I presume. But once she knows where the sources of calories are, she'll start packing the pounds back again, as she also did in Kuwait.

Skinny influencer will not be making an appearance.

 

[Caroline Farrow]

She'll have problems if she ever wants to do a USA beeze again.

She'll have a lot of explaining to do at the border seeing as she won't have any official documentation proving she was there for humanitarian or official purposes and they likely won't let her in.

"Oy was living with moy Syrian huzzzbind".

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

I just don’t get why she always defaults to trying to make her audience envious by ‘selling’ the third world shithole she has moved to.

Travel Agent Sarault is working overtime trying to pitch a nice long holiday to Succulent Syria, Spring 2026 for you and the family (“just search travel vlogs 2025 online!”).



Why doesn’t she just go for the argument that yes it’s a war zone, but they are so in love that they have to be together? That tops anything else and proves that they actually might like each other a little.

It’s certainly more compelling than things being okay because she is enjoying her new permanently dewy skin look, or there being real olive trees outside her house.

Not only can olive trees be bought in garden centres if you are really desperate for one, with no missiles flying over your head back in Canada, but back West there was also a delicious olive bar she loved to frequent at Farm Boy which seems much more appealing.
Especially when she would follow it up with a bit of jackhammering over the side of a sofa with Nader afterwards.

Now does Syria really seem so sweet?

 

[3-2-1836]

then blown off limbs.

Isn't diabetes doing that first?

 

[Barbarella]

In her video she said “I’m livi….I’m in Syria.”

It makes me think SHE thinks it’s temporary. She’s just there, not living there. (She might be surprised that she finds it difficult to leave, but I give it a week.) She was super annoyed at the heat and the power going out. She couldn’t hide it. She’s not going to make it with only a few hours of electricity a day. She’s probably going to be sick by tomorrow from the water they pay some guy to fill the tanks with. Who knows where it comes from?

I didn’t hear her say she’s in Damascus but I heard her talking about when Salah got the cats nails trimmed (sure, Jan) and asked if he’d gone to Damascus to see the vet? So who knows what part of Syria she’s in, but I’m guessing not Damascus. Dumbest lie ever. She’s probably imagining Damascus like a normal city with malls and fountains and colored lights.

Her Beezers and a-logs are insane, but are they crazy enough to contact Syrian authorities about her? Are there Syrian authorities? Syria is probably a-log proof.

Salah is telling her about life in Syria but as far as I remember he’s never been there. He was born in Kuwait to be the failson he is. Maybe he has relatives his dad has spoken to m, but I doubt he’s an expert.

And no, I don’t think he wants her there. He told her not to come “yet” and considering how much harder life in Syria is than life in Kuwait, I doubt he’s wanted an eating, drinking, foul-mouthed fatso appearing, at least until he got the lay of the land.

As for love-I suggested it on their first trip to Thailand. There was a scene where they were somewhere, maybe a Ferris wheel, and he stared at her softly then said, “I love you” out of the blue. It wasn’t robotic. It looked like he really meant it. I posted that observation at the time and got lots of autistic ratings, as expected, , even with the caveat that he may have had a flood of emotion for being out of Kuwait for the first time time, or for maybe it being his first time getting high. But it’s clear there is something between them. I do not think Chantal is actually capable of real love, and I don’t know about Salah but there is some kind of enabling need between them that keeps them together. Long after it’s necessary.

Her video of the airport hotel in Instanbul was typical for her, but she showed the bathroom and the shower was gleaming without a drop and no towel was used, only a bathmat in front of the sink. So her long shower was likely a lie.

Before she left, she was also lying about the suitcase in the car, she was clearly going to the airport. She said her aunt gave her barbecued peanuts for the trip so it’s possible her aunt drove her to the airport.

I hope she manages to film outside, that will be amazing to see.

 

[Mrs. Sai Moon]

the goat fuckers love them chunky. She'll be the desert village bicycle in no time.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

.This nice fella is the current head of state. Seems nice enough. BTW Bin Ladens bounty was only $1 million

 

[Tuhma Tyttö 69]

Salah is telling her about life in Syria but as far as I remember he’s never been there. He was born in Kuwait to be the failson he is. Maybe he has relatives his dad has spoken to m, but I doubt he’s an expert.

When she first got to Kuwait, she asked him if he had been to Syria. He said twice: once as a young child and a second time after his Mum's passing to visit extended family. That's it. I assume this fixer-upper house is holding of the family. This weeks forecast for Damascus and surrounding regions is 98-100F. By Friday she will be a writhing mass of pseudomonas, producing sourdough from folds, and the abode will reek of yeast. Poor Julia.

 

[3-2-1836]

It looks like a livestock record. Fuck, this is utterly insane.

Despite being a document your wife needs to carry around at all times when they travel with their huzzbund, Arab marriage certificates are extremely basic, this is mine from my previous marriage issued just last year, it's just a fucking word document with some stamps on it.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Jihad beeze is the ideal time for a pfp and username update. Allah's Snackbar to you all on this great day for lolcowdom. Mashandgravyallah.