DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[A Piece of Coal]

I appreciate the dents making him play games he hates. He deserves every bit of misery.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

"Jayde, if you want me to use a specific racer, you'll have to contribute $10" o

Even if it's not towards a Jayde, that gimmick of "pay me so I change things in game" is extra scummy.

He's the only streamer doing that and the only effect it has is basically cucking him out of some game content, making the stream worse.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Capcom finally figured out how to properly balance a game, and the Cannon brothers how to make a netcode that works: just let Phil play with a famous and well-liked player from the FGC he hopes to gain clout from.

 

[GodModule]

The maturity and impulse control of a grade schooler. And he wonders why people want to clock him.

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It's the best way to reply to troll tips. Phil mocking those retards while taking their money is one of the few things I like about him

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Phil has minuscule expenses (no children, condo purchased cheap at low mortgage rate, no transportation or clothing expenses, no parents to take care of, no charitable commitments) but acts like he is in a constant of precarity. Dude should be buying Kat ozempic, going on cruises every 3 months, seeking out novel experiences. What a sad sack.

 

[Lord_Point]

I know phil has almost zero ability to plan for the future, but is trying to catch J Wong the reason OUR stream was swapped to SNK vs Capcom instead of GTA or Rimworld?

Going back and watching it again Justins name was on screen for ~7 second before DSP noticed and mentioned thats what Justin plays under. 7 seconds... That is near light speed reaction time for the gout brain to notice the name and make the connection. Then we get the faggy over reactiing that makes it obvious he knew it was justin.

"IS THAT HIM? I dunno? Could be him, could not be him? I dunno if its him... anyone could use that name online. It could be him or not him guys?! OMG its him thats crazy!!!!"
Could be total coinsidence that they bumped into eachother, but its way funnier to think DSP is stalking other men online for dick sucking clout points so im just going to assert thats what happened.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Remember gays it was TOOOEEETUHLL surprise that he just happened to play Sir Justin yesterday until Justin on own stream admitted that Piggy reached to him asking to have a set and couldn't do it Thursday so how will the fat polack spin the total surprise part? My guess it was a total surprise that he got bodied ten-nil and anyone who says Justin spilled the beans well we'll get to see plenty of eye fucking the chat from piggy before he does his signature wwe finisher the LIMB.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

The rage he has when he plays Mario Kart is unreal. Treating it like a hardcore competitive thing rather than the kids party game it is.

 

[fiddlecauliflower]

"IS THAT HIM? I dunno? Could be him, could not be him? I dunno if its him... anyone could use that name online. It could be him or not him guys?! OMG its him thats crazy!!!!"

The truly unbelievable part of this is that we are supposed to believe he trusted the chat that quickly when the LARPers will lie about anything at this point. He doesn't even trust them to tell him how to play Rimworld, yet somehow within seconds the chat confirmed that it was Justin Wong.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

The rage he has when he plays Mario Kart is unreal. Treating it like a hardcore competitive
thing rather than the kids party game it is.

Memology just released on this very topic and it’s a must-watch. He literally addresses the game like it’s a person and calls it stupid.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Memology just released on this very topic and it’s a must-watch. He literally addresses the game like it’s a person and calls it stupid.

how do people sit through entire streams of this non stop bitching and complaining?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Hope Sir Wong enjoys having his DMs blown up every day now, you show one shred of decency to piggy and suddenly every week you get a Master's thesis length chain of DMs asking you for favors.

And Sir Wong better respond promptly to Phil's professional DMs. He has an actual family? What? Huh? Phil has been doing this for 17 years......

 

[San Dimas High School]

how do people sit through entire streams of this non stop bitching and complaining?

It's 95% weens bitching and complaining at him. It's a little ecosystem of trash.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

how do people sit through entire streams of this non stop bitching and complaining?

I can’t tell you because I am not one of them. I have recently started popping into Raw Phil daily to see if he hit the goal and it’s a habit I want to break before it becomes ingrained. It’s too much investment in Phil’s dark business.

Related to your question, I marveled while watching this Memology video that Phil can sit there ranting and raving about losing match after match for hours at a time, inventing elaborate reasons that don’t include his lack of skill. It’s got to be exhausting but he’s been doing it for years across genres.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Memology just released on this very topic and it’s a must-watch. He literally addresses the game like it’s a person and calls it stupid.

Thing is from what I heard Mario Kart World is now turning into a clown game after a day 1 update and people are going to mass exodus. I can easily imagine that this ends up like Assassin's Creed Shadows, which Phil hates for the wrong reasons.

 

[neger psykolog]

how do people sit through entire streams of this non stop bitching and complaining?

I don't. lol.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Memology just released on this very topic and it’s a must-watch. He literally addresses the game like it’s a person and calls it stupid.

This is the only game I want him to actually hit goals for and keep playing because these rage clips are pretty funny.

 

[Whaler]

Even if it's not towards a Jayde, that gimmick of "pay me so I change things in game" is extra scummy.

He's the only streamer doing that and the only effect it has is basically cucking him out of some game content, making the stream worse.

The best to put a stop to a community forming around you and getting actual engagement is by monitizing the shit out of everything like Phil does.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

This is the only game I want him to actually hit goals for and keep playing because these rage clips are pretty funny.

ditto, the mario kart gameplay is some of the funniest shit phail has produced in recent years, seething with white hot rage over a childrens rng based party game. he even called it a party game, its like hes constantly on the verge of achieving self awareness but no, he continues malding and grinding his teeth and screaming. its absolutely fascinating

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

This is the only game I want him to actually hit goals for and keep playing because these rage clips are pretty funny.

Especially cause in every single situation he is crashing into the walls and driving on the grass (slowing him down)