Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,640 38.4%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,930 45.1%
  • Total voters
    4,275
Yeah, there's no way we aren't reaching 100k sigs for the day by now.

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Also, a fun fact: the two leading countries at the moment, when sorted by signatures per capita, are Finland and Estonia. As it stands, at least 1 in 180 people across both countries have not only seen the initiative, but signed it. Finnic brotherhood going strong.

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Smashed & Slamed said:
Mamaliga
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*Mămăligă
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Relinquish said:
Funny you say that. I'm actually in the process of making a whole new OP from scratch. Anyone who wants to help feel free to DM because this OP is gonna be MASSIVE
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The current plan for the OP [The sections that are going to be included]:
  1. Introduction
  2. Early Life
    1. Jason's childhood & His dad
    2. Jason's work history [DEFCON, Cybersecurity, etc]
    3. Maldavius Figtree [Second Life history]
  3. Maldavius FAGtree [A look into Jason's relationships, his marriage, and just him being a sexpest]
    • RiverMakes / f1shb0nes / Shye
    • Lyric / LyricWulf
  4. Maldavius "20 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE" Figtree [A look into Jason's claims of competency]
    • Jason's false promises [Heartbound and other projects]
    • Jason's code
    • Jason's Ferret Rescue
  5. Maldavius LIEtree [A look into Jason's outright lies]
    • MrRobot lie
    • Animal Well & other games playthrough
    • spy.pet
  6. MaldMan VS MoldMan: Round I [A recap of Jason's fight with Ross Scott of Accursed Farms]
  7. Maldavius FLAGtree [Jason's history of being a flaggot]
  8. Maldam & EVE [A look into Jason's retarded claims about EVE Online]
  9. Maldavius ROACHtree [Jason's infamous roach incident]
  10. Maldavius DMCAtree
  11. Maldavius MALDINGtree [A look into Jason's responses to critics]
  12. MaldMan VS MoldMan: Round II [A recap of an ongoing drama]
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Reminder that one of his roommates basically outed his early lolcowdom on this thread. He might be big help with the OP.
 
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Butwhythough2 said:
We as a human race have regressed. Over our entire existence we have developed the ability to discern. I can take one look at a person and know if I should avoid them or interact with them. Over thousands of years we've learned how to tell if someone is genuine or if they are a fake. His fan base must be full of retards that lack this ability, because if they can't see through an obvious facade of a human being, then let them be scammed, robbed, and beaten by others that seek to do ill will.
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The problem is that I know what the issue is: Thor's audience primarily consists of younger people who haven't developed those life skills and ultimately will not develop them unless they have a reason to. You can tell really easily, too, when talking with his most ardent defenders - they're on the whole a lot younger than the average, and because Mald dick-rode the algorithm (his ascent is hardly organic), many wound up encountering him due to the recommended algorithm.
 
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I've got many criticisms against the European Union, but one of the few things tend to they get right is digital rights. They got large companies like Apple to comply with their pro-consumer demands. If the petition achieves the number of signatures it needs and goes through the necessary legal processes, it will be enforced without a doubt. I'm glad I could sign the petition nearly a year ago when it started.

Also, I didn't know a lot about Jason Thor Hall up until the resurgence of the Stop Killing Games petition, but now I know he's a fucking furfaggot and I want him to mald so hard that he would end up being redder than an ovulating baboon's ass and balder than a leukemic child on chemotherapy!
 
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The ATF Disliked That said:
Reminder to the US boys, we ain't done when the EU initiative is done. We gotta get our US movement going here. Again, it goes further than video games, and we can't always rely on the spillover effect from the EU.
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Unironically, you should start with the subnigger nest that is California.
 
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fiddlecauliflower said:
One of my favorite things is to take a screenshot of one of his dumbass MSPaint drawings and ask people what it's supposed to be. Can anyone deduce what the fuck he's talking about from these aimless scribbles? View attachment 7588771
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I'm hope we get Jason drawing a shitty MSpaint diagram in the European Parliament to try and convince them to let publishers rob consumers.
 
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If the Citizen Initiatives succeed and EU implemented laws/regulations for it, I can see the big publishers in the west being forced to comply. Pretty sure EU(+UK) combined is number 3 or 4 in video game sales globally, they have to comply or the loss would be catastrophic

Now, plubishers in the east though are quite a puzzle on whether or not they will comply. The big ones might because a lot of their sales nowadays rely on the west, but some are not. Like China as an example. And the easterb publishers and developers rely more on Live Service games than those in west. Hell, the idea of Live Service is a copy of the eastern model
 
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Rezza said:
If the Citizen Initiatives succeed and EU implemented laws/regulations for it, I can see the big publishers in the west being forced to comply. Pretty sure EU(+UK) combined is number 3 or 4 in video game sales globally, they have to comply or the loss would be catastrophic

Now, plubishers in the east though are quite a puzzle on whether or not they will comply. The big ones might because a lot of their sales nowadays rely on the west, but some are not. Like China as an example. And the easterb publishers and developers rely more on Live Service games than those in west. Hell, the idea of Live Service is a copy of the eastern model
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Either the companies don't release the game in the EU or everyone everywhere will be forced to comply. That's the value in hitting a target large enough to not just ignore, like the EU. If fucking Azerbaijan passed this law that's great and all, EA will just not release games there lmao.
 
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