DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Burl McMillan]

The stroke mouth has progressed to a point where it's starting to be concerning. This nigga left half of his face doesn't even fucking move anymore.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

What makes his Mario Kart rants so funny is the combination of it being:
- a game for children which can be enjoyed by adults
- it's not serious or competitive at all
- and he fucks up so often and always blames the game for the netcode, "combos", etc.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

The last one is what gets me. Mario Kart has turned his "Its not my fault" attitude up to 11.

The way this man has a deep seated psychological compulsion to push the blame onto anything or anyone is truly fascinating. He gets so bitter and salty, I am curious how he used to navigate the real world before he became a recluse.

 

[Lord_Point]

Hope Sir Wong enjoys having his DMs blown up every day now, you show one shred of decency to piggy and suddenly every week you get a Master's thesis length chain of DMs asking you for favors.

Worse then that, Wong is going to have a bus load of autists spilling their pocket spaghetti all over his DMs and streams for weeks just like that time with that random lesbo.

After watching Wong's stream fill with dentractors yesterday I see why outsiders commonly take DSPs side at first glace. Its clear DSP is a peice of shit if you talk to him or observe him for a few streams, but if your first step into the sortext is turbo autists lore dumping 15 years of DSP shitcannery when your just trying to have CHILL and POSITIVE stream your probablly going to side with the guy giving you the ball washing sir treatment.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

After watching Wong's stream fill with dentractors yesterday I see why outsiders commonly take DSPs side at first glace. Its clear DSP is a peice of shit if you talk to him or observe him for a few streams, but if your first step into the sortext is turbo autists lore dumping 15 years of DSP shitcannery when your just trying to have CHILL and POSITIVE stream your probablly going to side with the guy giving you the ball washing sir treatment.

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if this becomes a repeat of the MainManSWE/LTG mini-saga. It already started out that way.

 

[Comma]

Oh boy, get ready for some toxic rants. He's going to talk about the Xbox lay-offs (Phil Spencer) and Neil Druckmann:

EDIT: he ranted for literally 50 minutes non-stop about this.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Step it up dents DSP wants to do the next DSP Tries it in the next two days which means he needs to hit 8 goals. The pickle menu is now on his doordash app so you better open those wallets!

 

[Ardath]

Brother how long are we going to hear about this fucking pickle menu bro move on.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

phil is sperging out over Neil Druckmann again. jfc I don't know why he gets so upset over him. maybe becuase neil is more left wing and phil is right, but it's sad.
Neil is living rent free in phil's head lmao

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Phil is pre-emptively grave-dancing on Neil Druckmann and ego-tripping, thinking Phil is the mastermind behind everything that succeeds. Hollywood needs to step up and adopt the beg model of success, dood!

 

[Lord_Point]

phil is sperging out over Neil Druckmann again. jfc I don't know why he gets so upset over him. maybe becuase neil is more left wing and phil is right, but it's sad.
Neil is living rent free in phil's head lmao

can you wait for phils day off to be a political sperg? Im trying to talk about pickle menus.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I'm at the point where I want kikemann to succeed to spite Piggy even though he's a troon dick taking IP stealing from its original creators piece of kike shit. Also if it weren't for him we wouldn't have gotten the greatest clapback Phil has ever gotten and it was from his former BFF the don of the cripple mafia himself.

 

[neger psykolog]

Step it up dents DSP wants to do the next DSP Tries it in the next two days which means he needs to hit 8 goals. The pickle menu is now on his doordash app so you better open those wallets!

Hell yeah I'm gonna tip DSP $1000 tomorrow and tell him to order the special pickle burger under the condition that he drives to go and get it!

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Ah, I always love it when the man who regularly calls for developers to be fired when they don't make their games auto-win goes on a rant about developers being fired.

 

[neger psykolog]

Ah, I always love it when the man who regularly calls for developers to be fired when they don't make their games auto-win goes on a rant about developers being fired.

With his 99% win rate on WWE Champions you would figure he'd be publicly telling Scopely to give their devs a raise

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Hell yeah I'm gonna tip DSP $1000 tomorrow and tell him to order the special pickle burger under the condition that he drives to go and get it!

"1000! uhhhh thanks, I guess...could have donated more....hack hack hack, sorry, but it's not on DOOOOR dash, so I won't get it. what? drive to get it? what do you think I am some retarded sissy? get banned from my chat! hack hack hack"

I'm at the point where I want kikemann to succeed to spite Piggy

I always forget he exist until phil randomly brings him up. He has some weird grudge against him. Phil never really cared for the last of us games or show, so I don't get it unless it's politically driven. maybe he has a secret crush on himand wants to throw people off

Ah, I always love it when the man who regularly calls for developers to be fired

I kind of notice he been happy with people being fired. fast food, delivery drivers, game developers. with the Microsoft news today, he was all smiles. he lacks empathy

 

[INirvana]

Why is Phil so mad about xbox and phil spencer?

Also, is he retarded? Xbox is having it's highest profits since the 360 era, every company does layoffs.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Why is Phil so mad about xbox and phil spencer?

phil is a bitter old man who hates everything. imagine the grouchy old man yelling at kids to "get off his lawn", that's phil

Also, is he retarded?

yes

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

 

[neger psykolog]

Btw if you guys haven't already make sure to put out a few tweets for #stopkillinggames today. Not because of whatever that shit is about but so we can try as a community to get DSP to stop ruining games through his terrible gameplay.