Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Critical Raxx Theory]

Theres Top men working on it, TOP men

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

You're too kind

Raxxo deserves a salt loaded shot shell on his ass. But his decay is so far gone that maybe that'd kill him

It is a farm boy's favourite, perfect to shot bastards that jump your fence to steal fruit

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What Cyraxx needs is a real job, preferably at the dump where he won't be around children.

 

[PhoBingas]

It's hilarious to imagine him trying. Let's set aside the fact that he wouldn't even be able to pass the ASVAB test or the health requirements to get enlisted.

There's still hope he can be drafted into McNamara's Morons 2: Electric Tardaloo!

 

[Jack Kleso]

I’ve played airsoft one time with my range buddies at a renovated warehouse. We rented some AR pattern rifles and protective masks. None of us wore any tacticool gear at all, just the masks, t-shirts and jeans basically. There were a lot of other people there too. I got shot a few times and those BBs are nasty little fuckers, they sting like a bitch and gave me small welts with blood blisters. It looks more painful than it is though. Unless someone pays to get Raxx some clothing or gear that could absorb the impact of those BBs, he’s going in unarmored like my friends and I were. I don’t think anyone would be able to tell if he’s been hit or not with all the bedbug bites and scabs covering his body. I’ll bet good money he’ll definitely cheat and deny when he gets hit. All I know is I’ll feel sorry for the poor bastard that’s the first to wear the same mask Raxx wore.

That being said, I’d love to see some GoPro footage of someone, preferably multiple people, walking up to him point blank and unloading entire magazines into him with the giggle switch set to full auto.

He would be the guy to bring one of those clear 20$ single shot spring powered airsoft guns that they sell at Walmart because he wouldn't have the money to rent a decent one. He would claim that it's what all the pros use and then proceed to claim everyone else is cheating by having the proper equipment, while insisting he was never hit and isn't out. It's at this point I can see him being mag dumped on by everyone and putting his airsoft career on the back burner to focus on his artwork and music.

 

[souschef]

What Cyraxx needs is a real job, preferably at the dump where he won't be around children.

He'd be a great crash test dummy

 

[Cuddle Team Leader]

He would be the guy to bring one of those clear 20$ single shot spring powered airsoft guns that they sell at Walmart because he wouldn't have the money to rent a decent one. He would claim that it's what all the pros use and then proceed to claim everyone else is cheating by having the proper equipment, while insisting he was never hit and isn't out. It's at this point I can see him being mag dumped on by everyone and putting his airsoft career on the back burner to focus on his artwork and music.

"Dis is my AR-47, ohgay? I was a pro around the COUNTRY, like even army guys would go 'woah dude, like, you should join the military' and Id turn them down....cause Im meant to be an airsoft pro. And if you TROLLS think I wont use this on you...well..hehe....fuck 'round and find out, vitches"
All while hes drooling over himself, eyes closed while he lies, or his eyes are in two time zones when he wants to threaten his haters.

 

[BraxLogatoBizon]

Imagine the raxxout because he wouldnt call any hit but would claim he shot everyone.

 

[Wimmig]

Imagine the raxxout because he wouldnt call any hit but would claim he shot everyone.

I was going to include both of those in the bet in my original post but it was getting too long. He’d also probably claim to set some type of world record in airsoft. Something like, the first airsofter to get 1000 headshot kills without missing or dying while performing tactical rolls (like the acorn cop) , something really ridiculous.

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[ChristianGronau]

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"Dis is my AR-47, ohgay? I was a pro around the COUNTRY, like even army guys would go 'woah dude, like, you should join the military' and Id turn them down....cause Im meant to be an airsoft pro. And if you TROLLS think I wont use this on you...well..hehe....fuck 'round and find out, vitches"
All while hes drooling over himself, eyes closed while he lies, or his eyes are in two time zones when he wants to threaten his haters.

Bahaha, I bought couple of those for my kids. I have pics of them stalking and machine gunning squirrels. They bounce off, squirrels don't even notice. Perfect for the Raxx Goblin. Mine had batteries in the handle, did full auto.

 

[The Tard Overseer]

This is proof sometimes beatings don’t work. Chance got the shit beat out him of his whole life; a guy randomly body slammed him in HS, he got slammed onto a sign, Ed punched him in the mouth, Marty beat the shit out of him, and Alex Tafini knocked Chance out.

And throughout ALL that, he STILL is the way that he is now.

 

[Amewsed]

This is proof sometimes beatings don’t work. Chance got the shit beat out him of his whole life; a guy randomly body slammed him in HS, he got slammed onto a sign, Ed punched him in the mouth, Marty beat the shit out of him, and Alex Tafini knocked Chance out.

And throughout ALL that, he STILL is the way that he is now.

He needs to not have Sally as a fall back.

He was never truly threatened in these circumstances.

Without Sally's abode, Chance will change his messaging.

Homeless arc inevitability incoming.

 

[burchwood]

Watching Chance perform a sound check to what ultimately amounts to tinnitus is probably the most deranged fucking thing I've ever seen. He's clearly a massive bullshitter, but the fact that he's willing to take it to this extent, as if to prove that there's some sort of method behind the banshee shredding, is both admirable and borderline schizophrenic at the same time.

 

[FSTOPS]

The other end of that 1/4" cable is in his ass

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Wow, wonder what IR he using to get that great tone.

 

[souschef]

Imagine the raxxout because he wouldnt call any hit but would claim he shot everyone.

How will he even shoot the damn thing, he has no shoulders to rest the stock on

This is proof sometimes beatings don’t work. Chance got the shit beat out him of his whole life; a guy randomly body slammed him in HS, he got slammed onto a sign, Ed punched him in the mouth, Marty beat the shit out of him, and Alex Tafini knocked Chance out.

And throughout ALL that, he STILL is the way that he is now.

All of those beatings where light beatings. He got punched in the mouth, still managed to talk shit the same day. A true deserved beating is that one that would make him bedbound for a few days.

 

[Coldgrip]

What Cyraxx needs is a real job, preferably at the dump where he won't be around children.

Too complicated for him. He's the type of idiot that'd fuck up sorting glass. The loser even the downs-syndrome guy would call retarded.

 

[Earl of Slander]

The other end of that 1/4" cable is in his ass

Hard disagree. I've unfortunately seen enough of his sounding videos to know it's in his bladder.

 

[H A G]

This is proof sometimes beatings don’t work. Chance got the shit beat out him of his whole life; a guy randomly body slammed him in HS, he got slammed onto a sign, Ed punched him in the mouth, Marty beat the shit out of him, and Alex Tafini knocked Chance out.

And throughout ALL that, he STILL is the way that he is now.

The only pain that could change Cyraxx is sustained illegal cruel and unusual punishment, and even then there's a 50% chance he might turn it into a new sexual fetish instead.

 

[FSTOPS]

Will we ever see him again?

 

[WellGee]

Imagine the raxxout because he wouldnt call any hit but would claim he shot everyone.

He would get shot and clearly flinch and be in pain while also denying that he was hit. I think he might be too narcissistic to undergo pain like that anyways and cower out. I truly think the only time Cyraxx truly sheds tears is when someone physically hurts him.