DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

Why is Phil so mad about xbox and phil spencer?

Also, is he retarded? Xbox is having it's highest profits since the 360 era, every company does layoffs.

Phil hates anyone or anything more famous/successful then him unless they are within immediate Sir proximity. He also thinks he would beinstantly successful in any high level corporation but book smart nerds, like those at best buy and helicopter inc, keep street smart chads like him down. Any company publicly failing is a chance for him to flex about how wise DSP would do better.

Despite what political spergs may try and tell you its really a simple as that.

During the microchip shortage at the start of covid DSP was making fun of large companies for relying on the global supply chain to move products and said they were too book smart to plan ahead. His solution was that microsoft and others should have had a second global supply chain waiting in the wings incase the first global supply chain broke down.

 

[Free Jasper]

LOL. I knew he didn’t like him but what is this Neil Drickman meltdown? Did Neil like a detractor tweet or something? Phillip seething on a personal level about him.

Phillip turned ‘I’m going to focus on games’ into ‘Hes the most arrogant man in the world and Hollywood chased him out with pitchforks! And the the world took a vote and voted him the worst creator ever!’. I expected him to add ‘And then his wife cheats on him!’

Like Meerkat said, it was fanfiction. Totally unhinged.

EDIT - I’m in legit tears.

Phillip: (40 minutes of speculation on Neil Druckmans life)

Fan: “What do you think of Stop Killing Games?”

Phillip: “I don’t care it doesn’t affect me.”

 

[Pargon]

Phillip: “I don’t care it doesn’t affect me.”

He isn’t wrong. Phil doesn’t have his own money, his whole life is funded by idiots, and he can con them into paying for anything. On top of that, Phil is a model consoomer; he literally plows through everything he buys and never thinks about it again. When he finishes the burger, beats the game or breaks a controller, that’s it, it’s over, no lasting enjoyment or savoring of the experience, nope, on to the next purchase. So really he’s the perfect target market: retarded and irresponsible with money, and on top of that he’s convinced himself that he has to keep buying to keep himself afloat.

Really, the less support any game receives the better for him, as “can’t play it anymore” is a pretty ironclad out when he wants to smug at his audience while they eat his shit.

 

[Free Jasper]

It was the timing that killed me. He spent 40 minutes masturbating over another man’s personal life and career then said he wasn’t interested in something that didn’t affect him.

Philip is now saying he’s qualified to lecture CEOs of companies…. Because he begs consistently…. And if a company changes its strategy it’s ‘running away’ (Blockbuster video say ‘hi’, Phillip)…... And he doesn’t ‘run away’, he begs….. so he could run a company better than a CEO…..

It’s very tough to follow his logic. His head is totally cooked these days.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

And if a company changes its strategy it’s ‘running away’ (Blockbuster video say ‘hi’, Phillip)…... And he doesn’t ‘run away’

Killed off Reacks, killed off Thrown-out-backs, killed off DSPahlitics, killed of Smark Guys. Does he ever listen to himself?

 

[Lord_Point]

Games are his hobby, games are his passion, and games are his profession. He has been a profession on demand gamer for over a decade, OK!?

Now how does he feel about the biggest political event in gaming in over a decade? He doesn't, you moron!

Its like if you owned a sandwich shop and.... i dunno i cant think of a sandwich shop analogy retarded enough to capture DPSs stance on this. Some gay furry ferret fucker and DSP are the two gaming channels pro killing games. Everyone else is on the other side lol.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Games are his hobby, games are his passion, and games are his profession. He has been a profession on demand gamer for over a decade, OK!?

Now how does he feel about the biggest political event in gaming in over a decade? He doesn't, you moron!

Its like if you owned a sandwich shop and.... i dunno i cant think of a sandwich shop analogy retarded enough to capture DPSs stance on this. Some gay furry ferret fucker and DSP are the two gaming channels pro killing games. Everyone else is on the other side lol.

It's just so dumb. He gets excited when his videos hit 1k views he could just make a SKG video with the most basic info and dunking on piratefurry and probably get 10k+ views easy as fuck people are clearly seeking out this content right now.

Can't even be bothered to just say "SKG is good game companies get away with shitting on the customer and people who think SKG is bad suck ayuss"

Shit is so weird especially since he still brings up his SOPA videos to this day talking about the views they did and how important they were.

 

[Iron Hamster]

JWong even talked about how weird it was for Phil to shit on him only to play nice in person.

Why would Wong think that when that's Phail's MO his whole life and Justin's seen it first hand?

Hope Sir Wong enjoys having his DMs blown up every day now, you show one shred of decency to piggy and suddenly every week you get a Master's thesis length chain of DMs asking you for favors.

SSSHHHHHHH. Phail is snaking Sir Wong.

Why is Phil so mad about xbox and phil spencer?

Also, is he retarded? Xbox is having it's highest profits since the 360 era, every company does layoffs.

Because they are on to him and douched him openly on Twitter. The hate boner grew 3 sizes that day.

 

[Lord_Point]

It's just so dumb. He gets excited when his videos hit 1k views he could just make a SKG video with the most basic info and dunking on piratefurry and probably get 10k+ views easy as fuck people are clearly seeking out this content right now.

Can't even be bothered to just say "SKG is good game companies get away with shitting on the customer and people who think SKG is bad suck ayuss"

Shit is so weird especially since he still brings up his SOPA videos to this day talking about the views they did and how important they were.

He probably would get a huge view boost from it too. "even internet retard DSP can see this is a good idea"

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Just a reminder as to why Piggy has a hate boner for Kikemann; it mainly has to do with all the hype TLoU2 got and it stole the thunder of Piggys favorite game that year Ghosts of Sioux-shee-mah and he made it all about the obvious stuff like they killed off the best character, shoved a kike lesbian love angle and had some troon hired to be a voice actor and model. The real knife through his nonexistant heart was when they hired Phil's old BFF Superblindman aka the crippled Vito Corleone as a "special disabled advisor" which won him a games award and as well as led to an exchange between Phil and Brandon where Brandon straight up fucked Phils pig ass no vaseline about Kikemanns seeing as Brandon actually met with and worked with the guy and Phil's only response was a petty "well we don't SEEEEEEEEEEEE EYE to EYE, get it? Cause you're a cripple". Anyways Phil would also go onto distastefuly make a tweet about receiving a PS5 before market release only to attach a photo of a box of rocks as a sort of cheap shot to Brandon who got one early. That all aside fuck Kikemann for other reasons mainly that he basically rugpulled the creators of Uncharted from under them and reaped all the rewards.

 

[Comma]

This little speech after receiving an anonymous $50 tip and hitting the goal is insane:

"You showed up and supported, that was the agreement, the game stays in the rotation".

He's so far gone...

 

[Moar Krabs]

I'm too lazy to watch his day streams did he say anything at all about wage quitting Mario Kart (please say yes)

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

This little speech after receiving an anonymous $50 tip and hitting the goal is insane:

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"You showed up and supported, that was the agreement, the game stays in the rotation".

He's so far gone...

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God, I hate the stupid celebratory background bullshit he plays, it's so obnoxious and it makes my soul cringe.

 

[Lord_Point]

This little speech after receiving an anonymous $50 tip and hitting the goal is insane:

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"You showed up and supported, that was the agreement, the game stays in the rotation".

He's so far gone...

Spend 2 minutes learning about stop killing games to form an opinion? No, stoopid!

Suck yourself off for 5 minutes after hitting your own arbitrary tip goal? Of course!

Never change phil!

 

[Iron Father]

We shouldn't make a big deal out of Phil crying over his digital pet bird. Plenty of menopausal women get emotional mood swings randomly.

His huge tits are filled with estrogen, so now Phil is prepared to cry over the slightest emotional ping.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Didn't see this posted here, I only occasionally check on Phil, but this might actually affect him. He still does get a fair amount of ad revenue just based on the sheer number of videos he has. I know Phil will claim that his videos are authentic and meaningful raw gameplay but I guess it's up to Youtube if snorting over footage of a video game counts.

Guess the pajet jumped the line with ethan klien lawsuit

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https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1940516629919785236

https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/10008196?hl=en#zippy=%2Ccommunity-guidelines

I did tune into his Mario Kart stream briefly last night and the literally the first thing I heard out of his mouth was begging.

 

[Twrx]

Didn't see this posted here, I only occasionally check on Phil, but this might actually affect him. He still does get a fair amount of ad revenue just based on the sheer number of videos he has. I know Phil will claim that his videos are authentic and meaningful raw gameplay but I guess it's up to Youtube if snorting over footage of a video game counts.

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I did tune into his Mario Kart stream briefly last night and the literally the first thing I heard out of his mouth was begging.

He's going to have a meltdown.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Didn't see this posted here, I only occasionally check on Phil, but this might actually affect him. He still does get a fair amount of ad revenue just based on the sheer number of videos he has. I know Phil will claim that his videos are authentic and meaningful raw gameplay but I guess it's up to Youtube if snorting over footage of a video game counts.

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I did tune into his Mario Kart stream briefly last night and the literally the first thing I heard out of his mouth was begging.

I think he's more likely to gloat over the detractors with this one.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

Gotta give it to DSP honestly, the fact that he somehow has the superpower of tard wrangling the biggest chromosome hoarders on the internet is something to be amazed by, i haven't seen twitch e-thots and cam whores vacuum so much money from their own whales like Phil does. Him just blatantly telling them to kill themselves, scolding them for not ripping the velcro off their wallets and fork over $1500 to see him eat slop each week and scamming them outright day by day. Just to see the dents continuing to fund a 43 yr old fat closeted homosexual and his delusions. It's truly commendable his maxed out luck stat and his e begging business model.

Padded helmets off to you SIR.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil once again using the "out of cahntext" card to try and get around what he said about Rimworld, refusing to take responsibility for what he said, and instead blaming the dev for calling him out.

I swear Phil secretly wants someone to break his face.