DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fapcop]

Didn't see this posted here, I only occasionally check on Phil, but this might actually affect him. He still does get a fair amount of ad revenue just based on the sheer number of videos he has. I know Phil will claim that his videos are authentic and meaningful raw gameplay but I guess it's up to Youtube if snorting over footage of a video game counts.

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I did tune into his Mario Kart stream briefly last night and the literally the first thing I heard out of his mouth was begging.

Wouldn’t this fuck Phil over because of his double dipping?

He takes his streams and has then available as old streams, while simultaneously cutting them up into smaller parts and uploading them.

 

[Iron Father]

Just saw these trolls in Mighty D's latest MKW video.

Spoiler

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Wouldn’t this fuck Phil over because of his double dipping?

He takes his streams and has then available as old streams, while simultaneously cutting them up into smaller parts and uploading them.

I don’t think he publishes his streams, does he? Just the derivative videos.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Wouldn’t this fuck Phil over because of his double dipping?

He takes his streams and has then available as old streams, while simultaneously cutting them up into smaller parts and uploading them.

As always, if Youtube ever gave a shit about anything other than ad revenue and "hate speech", Phil could be on the chopping block at any time for various things. Even just wasting terabytes of storage.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

going on cruises every 3 months,

But what about his catson? You heartless brute!

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Just saw these trolls in Mighty D's latest MKW video.

Spoiler

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The absolute best way to troll him. Abuse him in a game he hates but is forced to play because of the dents.

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

LOL. I knew he didn’t like him but what is this Neil Drickman meltdown? Did Neil like a detractor tweet or something? Phillip seething on a personal level about him.

 

[Pargon]

phil is sperging out over Neil Druckmann again. jfc I don't know why he gets so upset over him. maybe becuase neil is more left wing and phil is right, but it's sad.
Neil is living rent free in phil's head lmao

Druckmann co-created TLoU. Phil hates TLoU on an ontological level because several moments in the second game massively aroused him and he harbors a grudge against anyone and anything that reminds him of his barely-repressed homosexuality and (imo) intense yearning to suck the tranny cock.

Druckmann (in his opinion) is responsible for making his peepee hard the wrong ways. It’s that simple.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

 

[Vic Viper T301]

For Phil, Druckmann is just a big name to blame everything on during his big dumb grandstanding rants. Phil loves it when he can pin company or industry-wide issues on a single person. Kojima, Miyamoto, Yves Guillemot, and Peter Molyneux come to mind.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

LOL. I knew he didn’t like him but what is this Neil Drickman meltdown? Did Neil like a detractor tweet or something? Phillip seething on a personal level about him.

Phillip turned ‘I’m going to focus on games’ into ‘Hes the most arrogant man in the world and Hollywood chased him out with pitchforks! And the the world took a vote and voted him the worst creator ever!’. I expected him to add ‘And then his wife cheats on him!’

Like Meerkat said, it was fanfiction. Totally unhinged.

EDIT - I’m in legit tears.

Phillip: (40 minutes of speculation on Neil Druckmans life)

Fan: “What do you think of Stop Killing Games?”

Phillip: “I don’t care it doesn’t affect me.”

He would care if someone mentioned that it also affects mobile Gacha games.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

LMFAOOO. So, dsp didn't actually installed the mods for GTA 4 correctly, which most probably was everyones assumption, and he is still getting help from a dent because he is such a massive retard for the simplest of things. The shipreck is being held by a bunch of mongoloids

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

What a surprise. Phil fucked up installing the GTA IV mods, and is now bitching for help. Reminder that he decided to waste 20 minutes earlier this week during his stream in order to "set up" these mods. This fuckhead would starve if you gave him a can with a pull tab.

 

[A Greyhound in a Coat]

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Very late and gay so alarm clock me if you must but Phil's retarded fake-cry over his digital cockatiel reminded me of the death rattle from Dark Souls 2:

Also, this was a more convincing fake-cry than his fake-cry about T dying

 

[Moar Krabs]

I'm too lazy to watch his day streams did he say anything at all about wage quitting Mario Kart (please say yes)

well I got my way and hes also doing an impromptu Q&A stream I guess this will be the new norm if he has under 30$ streams

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Phil just bore-quit Taxi Life. He's gonna do Q&A instead. Some idiot superchatted $50 and asked him to play Mario Kart. He said no. Too bad you can't charge-back superchats dumbass, cuz you just wasted that $50.

 

[Lady Adjani]

What a surprise. Phil fucked up installing the GTA IV mods, and is now bitching for help. Reminder that he decided to waste 20 minutes earlier this week during his stream in order to "set up" these mods. This fuckhead would starve if you gave him a can with a pull tab.

IV isn't even that hard to mod (nowadays), most of the big mods either come packaged in installers or are literally just drag & drop

teenagers are able to figure this shit out

 

[DerelictOnion]

IV isn't even that hard to mod (nowadays), most of the big mods either come packaged in installers or are literally just drag & drop

teenagers are able to figure this shit out

Teenagers nowadays can code, hack, invest and even think up creative insults. Comparing them to Phil is degrading. Rather, Phil is at the level or toddlers who need to be fed by the helicopter spoon which lands directly in their mouths but they still make a mess and cry about it.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Oh no he just sayed he's dealing with personal stuff behind the scenes I'll spare the conspiracy theoring and just say that it has to do with him not going to see his parents.

 

[A Guy™]

Oh no he just sayed he's dealing with personal stuff behind the scenes I'll spare the conspiracy theoring and just say that it has to do with him not going to see his parents.

Here's a more plausible theory, HE'S LYING.