Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 423 9.8%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,660 38.3%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,959 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,337
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Snapshot of Mald shortly after his "covid" announcement.
 
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Mald’s unironically shaping up to have one of the largest downfalls in a year of any cow on the site.

Other cows have fallen further, much, much further, yet those guys weren’t starting out as one of the top streamers on Twitch and ending up as an internationally hated laughingstock over EU laws, this is… unique.

Literally from losing his Hype Train crown the first week of the year into the WOW mana gem roaching immediately after, it’s been a year of Ls.
 
After the petition gets enough signatures, mald will probably change the diagnosis from covid to Aids just to avoid doing anything productive.
"Actually, I decided to come out. My name's Jasmine now, and I'm spiritually black and disabled. Eat my entire ass."
 
It would be funny if mald got lolcow of the year because of this.
There should be a "league of their own" award in the julays specifically for him. He gets it by default every year, so that he'll win it on just as much merit as he won the streamer awards' league of their own award
 
to be fair not every cow get owned this hard
Yeah. But this is mostly just getting owned. All he did was lie and shill.
True winners own themselves this hard I would say. This dude should be caught on hot cam bitching about it getting gnome shoved up his ass.
 
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