Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Good lord are you fucking kidding me.

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oh he went full villain mode

 

[Vince McMahon]

Holy shit, what a fucking faggot he is.

He's very easy to hate, it seems. He really is all niggeritude but no excuses like "bad childhood" or "mental illness".

 

[BarberFerdinand]

Good lord are you fucking kidding me.

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What a maulding fucking faggot. This. This is why he's getting roasted by literally everyone. The complete and utter inability to assess cost/risk and let go of his ego. He walked into a rake initially with SKG, he walked into a rake with roachgate, he walked into a rake with that bullshit game he helped produce(edit: not even talking about heartbound, i mean the live service one), he walked into a rake with SKG 2.0, and throughout ALL of it, he continually displays the inability to recognize that just a grain of humility and remorse would have made it all go away. The most central indicator of a lolcow is the inability to learn.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

This conceited cunt is just another exhibit in the "physiognomy is real" case. You can, in fact, judge a book by its cover.
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This is the face of a man who should be shoved into a mudhole and kicked.

I think that part of the reason he's so repulsive is that he has absolutely no hint of facial hair, as if he's wearing a thick layer of pancake makeup to hide the five o'clock shadow, had it all removed by electrolysis, or is maybe just waiting for his third puberty to start.

 

[Nameless One]

Good lord are you fucking kidding me.

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He operates on Narcissist's Prayer

 

[Paranoia Machine]

>with respect

Careful not to say "eat my entire ass" now, eh? It's a polite equivalent of that anyway, nigger. I wonder how his cough is, lel.

Dude, I find it hella funny that he's some fucking cringe-lord from Second Life.
I promise you that if you bribed Linden Labs with even $1000 they'd leak all the chatlogs of Maldavius Figtree and you'd find something disturbing if not illegal.
That place is full of deranged furfags that are just like mister Fagtree. I am almost positive that his glazers are a bunch of the faggots from his inner-circle on there.

I guess this is what happens when the king of a shortbus manages to escape and pull notoriety.
The next time he says "Eat my entire ass" to anything, especially after the WoW incident will be under very heavy scrutiny and I do not doubt that in the coming weeks more things about Mister Fagtree will come to light.
Those WoW autists that do those raids that Fagtree was a part of are just as shitty as we are; but their focus is WoW. They don't look for shitters like we do. But once they find one, they flay them.
All it takes is for one of them to start poking around what we know and for more of them to come forward with info.

Hit me with my tisms, and tophats in lieu of tinfoil hats; but I'm giving it 5 weeks and something big is going to come out about Thor/Maldavius

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

Who the fuck names their kid Thor, anyway?

 

[SlyVMan]

The amount of seething he did before being a bitch about the initiative.

 

[ApearFruit]

how can they not see that he has a clear bias in the topic?

Like others have theorized, a grand majority of the "true believers" are probably children. Literal children.

I am almost positive that his glazers are a bunch of the faggots from his inner-circle on there.

This could also make up a percentage of them as well.

 

[bremer]

Good lord are you fucking kidding me.

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>I hope you fags get access to server configs and/or documentation and then you realize you need to work on making your own servers
>*stretches* insane behavior dude.
He's so far up his own retarded mindset that he can see the light at the end of the tunnel, good lord.
Just as an aside, almost every MMO I looked up out of curiosity has private servers. He truly doesn't know shit outside of his Blizz slop and Ashes of Creation It's almost like people want to preserve these type of games, crazy.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

facial hair

(Source)

 

[Idolater]

Who the fuck names their kid Thor, anyway?

Nobody.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

that's ferretfucker for you.

You know, the more I watch this video, the more I realize it's literally the midwit meme all over again.

Actually dumb people enjoy simplicity. If it isn't simple, they won't even begin to understand anything.
Actually smart people enjoy simplicity. If it's too complex, it's harder to modify, it takes more time to understand, and more effort to remember.

If you're a midwit, though? You're smart enough to write complex stuff, but you're too dumb to understand most of it. And since programming is "supposed to be hard", the less you understand, the better you program.

 

[itogi]

Who the fuck names their kid Thor, anyway?

No one, it's Jason's made-up nickname that (allegedly) makes him sound cooler

 

[Vince McMahon]

>eat my entire ass, you greasy used car salesman
>no! Not like that! Ow! That hurts!

Why did you challenge people to eat your entire ass then, Jason? Don't like it?

And for once, I doubt even the potentiality of cowtipping as he describes. Notice how quickly his smugness and conceit evaporated and he almost mechanically reached for "muh harassment"? He enjoys it, I think. Maybe he thinks he hates it but all his behaviour suggests otherwise.

 

[potato sack]

Good lord are you fucking kidding me.

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what a dumbass lol
this is retarded on so many levels
what its asking for and what it wants, according to him are different, and what it wants, according to him, is what he wants. its the spirit of the initiative that to him is exactly the only part he aggrees with

this is not just incompetency it's complete fucking mental retardation
this nigga hitting reputation bedrock

Who the fuck names their kid Thor, anyway?

all father odin borson the one-eyed wanderer

 

[clever handle]

Who the fuck names their kid Thor, anyway?

a pre-merger blizzard employee back when devs were geeks and social outcasts by default, i assume

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

Remember when Pirates wore the jollyroger as a sign of their rage against literally every corpo industry that traded? Now we have an industry plant wearing a jollyroger to defend the corpos.

That's what corpos do. They drape themselves in iconography that helps them appeal to the lower 90%.

Good lord are you fucking kidding me.

I mean it was obvious already how two-faced he was, but that's just laying it on thick. He demands recognition in public for helping it succeed, and behind cracked doors he's wishing for it to fail. Insane behaviour.

Bros got issues.

The most central indicator of a lolcow is the inability to learn.

Yes exactly. It will only get better from here. Mald has crossed the event horizon, where there's no longer a path available to him to not be a lolcow. From here on out it's just a matter of how far and how fast he slides. Exciting times!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I hope Maldavius realizes that hugboxes can and will collapse. Evey little shithead thing he says and does picks a few people out of it until it'll contain only the dumbest and most embarrassing ball washers. That's not even the bad part. The bad part will be the people giving him ass pats as a fulltime job will change into people who hate him as a fulltime job and those are the most unhinged people of all.

 

[reactionary]

On SKG's Wikipedia page:


Those quotes around "Thor" are sure to piss him off