Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[potato sack]

"My car broke, and I don't understand why, can you explain why mr mechanic?"
"Well, your quantofarsical tripetropumps aren't generating enough cardioradiating vibrapulse, which causes the protomotors in the ignipropylene arvensis primers to not piperize."
"thanks"
Simple words, nigga. I have no idea what any of what you said means.

he shoves an entire gnome up his ass all at once instead of only the parts needed when he needs it

it makes it harder to see what's wrong with the gnome because can't see the gnome when it's up his ass

hopefully this clears it up

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

He is STILL lying about HeartBound's development. He really says that he's working on it every month and that it has monthly updates
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Thankfully, I'm working on the new OP, and I've made this neat little timeline about HeartBound's development
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You may notice that there's no update in June; the last update was on May 28th. So, where's the update, Mald? Also, the updates that DID come out didn't add anythigng substancial, literally just a hotfix that for other games are weekly updates, not monthly

I love how it started with "I'll update the game every first of the month" and now we're at "there's a new update each first week of the month"

It's a subtle change but I bet it'll only go worse and worse in terms of delay, while having weirder and weirder update notes to make it seem larger than it is.

 

[Mossy Trash Panda]

Apparently, Mald-devious is 37 (soon to be 38 in 2 weeks) according to this
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if anything, that just makes his cringy faggot teenage behavior worse. 40 year old nigga still acting likes this

Bro's Zodiac is Cancer. Lol. How fitting.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Simple words, nigga. I have no idea what any of what you said means.

He's retarded and his shit's all fucked up.

 

[reactionary]

"My car broke, and I don't understand why, can you explain why mr mechanic?"
"Well, your quantofarsical tripetropumps aren't generating enough cardioradiating vibrapulse, which causes the protomotors in the ignipropylene arvensis primers to not piperize."
"thanks"
Simple words, nigga. I have no idea what any of what you said means.

I have now edited the post with a proper explanation. I fat-fingered the post button when trying to mention you.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

I love how it started with "I'll update the game every first of the month" and now we're at "there's a new update each first week of the month"

It's a subtle change but I bet it'll only go worse and worse in terms of delay, while having weirder and weirder update notes to make it seem larger than it is.

I mean I don't understand how much more he can pad the changelog when he considers UPDATING THE TEXTBOX POSITIONING new content... this guy is such a sleazy, punk-bitch.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

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I mean I don't understand how much more he can pad the changelog when he considers UPDATING THE TEXTBOX POSITIONING new content... this guy is such a sleazy, punk-bitch.

its like he is in the middle school trying to reach the word limit
you probably can summurize the whole update like this

-added x ammount of facial anumation sprites
-minor ui fixes
-added 5 pages of dialog
-2 new music tracks

or something like that

 

[canalCrab]

I wonder if we throw his code into ChatGPT will be break it?

Archive

Please someone share this in his discord and see what happens

I'd show off the code for my game, if it weren't for giving away too much info to tie my internet pseudonym to the farms (well, making it easier, pretty sure those two can be tied together already by someone dedicated enough). I aint a good programmer, but malds code is something else in terms of terrible-ness.

 

[FrogMinutes]

UPDATING THE TEXTBOX POSITIONING new content... this guy is such a sleazy, punk-bitch.

you don't understand you peon
that's a weight bearing Textbox. the game can't function without it working correctly.

 

[roach69]

It's actually very funny how he constantly brings up swatting attempts, after this short Life as a Streamer

 

[Vince McMahon]

I have now edited the post with a proper explanation. I fat-fingered the post button when trying to mention you.

Why trash cans though? I just tried to explain it in Russian, since the guy is a Russian and it's a bit easier that way, when it's explained in the native language, no?

 

[Historical Strelkov]

He should have congratulated everyone and asked if they would've got it done without him, then saluted the camera. It wouldve saved his entire career.

 

[reactionary]

Why trash cans though? I just tried to explain it in Russian, since the guy is a Russian and it's a bit easier that way, when it's explained in the native language, no?

Why do you think he's Russian? The only non-English threads he's been posting in were in Polish.

Also, AI slop.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Simple words, nigga.

Line too similar to other line. Why write many line when few line work better?
This looks like it was generated by another piece of code (that was generated by an LLM). Guy uses a machine the entire purpose of which is to automate shit, yet manages to do all this useless work manually.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Null you crazy bastard, this is an absurd amount of confetti!

Considering the massive amount of WINNING lately, its not enough'

though I really hope signatures pick up, we arent even 100k past yet

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

This dune game that James is playing on stream looks SO FUCKING BORING!

Limp-wristed 38 year old furfag streaming to primarily children. Lowest age allowed in his discord: 13.

Cool bro.

Dude is raging on stream LOL. Also he keeps saying "they" and "reddit".. that has to be KF.

 

[Slav Power]

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Thanks for reminding me to shave.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

I just tried to explain it in Russian, since the guy is a Russian

A zajebać ci wpierdol?

 

[Vince McMahon]

Why do you think he's Russian? The only non-English threads he's been posting in were in Polish.

Also, AI slop.

His nickname suggest he's a Russian channer. Also, I like em dashes — I just use them irregularly.

Fug, okay. If you say so.

 

[Seasoned News Reporter]

I had a little bit of fun with gimp. Thanks to the lyric leaks and the call log records we understand this man can goon for 13 hours with some gay twink or some shit. So he can be known as Goon Software.

Anyway here's a blank one for you guys to have fun with.