Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 433 9.8%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 118 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 145 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,683 38.2%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,990 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,403
When he says he was swatted is he just using the wellfare check to imply swatting? because these are not even remotely the same thing.
Swatting is when they break down your door with ARs drawn. Some officers showing up to your door to ask if you're ok is not swatting.

Also so much for his claim that he was unswattable, he kept saying how the local police had his information on record just in case it did happen. So I call bullshit on both claims.
 
Aaaaand on stream, says the exact same line. What a guy:

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Still sticking to the "proved to the contrary" argument? We don't believe you. We have "physical evidence" that proves otherwise.

Also, do a viewer submitted challenge then. We as Kiwis will draw them up, and you solve them Mald. How about that?

When he says he was swatted is he just using the wellfare check to imply swatting? because these are not even remotely the same thing.
Swatting is when they break down your door with ARs drawn. Some officers showing up to your door to ask if you're ok is not swatting.
Also, I believe someone did an open records request to see if a SWAT was done to his house. I did a search for the news in google for swatting and nothing returned. If it was a welfare check, that shit won't likely even be recorded in the police records. A cop isn't going to fill paper work for that.
 
This conceited cunt is just another exhibit in the "physiognomy is real" case. You can, in fact, judge a book by its cover.
Funny thing is, until the WoW roaching event, my only exposure to this guy was through this stupid cutout of his face being shared with me as an emote - didn't know who it was, honestly just thought it was a very ugly woman for a good year or two, to the point I'd refer to it as the "angry lesbian emote".
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Turns out that I was pretty much spot on in my initial assessment.
 
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Ogay, real shit. All that talk about how garbage Mald's code is made me, a complete knuckledragger who doesn't understand programming and considers it black magic, curious.
Lay it out in the most simplistic, retardproof way. Tell me how and why it's bad and how would you improve it. Provide examples. Any insight helps. I am paying in :semperfi:s.
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lemme try

when you load up an array like mald does, it gets stored in memory. you know how you have some gbs of ram, when you load the game, all that stuff gets put somewhere in your ram for future use

that's not a huge deal, but you dont have, or shouldnt have to, store things in memory youre not using. its a bad practice, but not a huge deal

the huge deal is that he puts all his entries within the array as numeric indexes. imagine you have a shopping list with ten thousand items. you also have a reason for buying those (for example large dark chocolate to make cake with)

instead of going
dark chocolate bar: make cake with

you go
0: make cake with

and then in a completely different list, where you keep your recipes, you go

next ingredient: 0

you have no fucking idea it's dark chocolate. neither does mald, so he puts comments (code used as a reminder rather than instructions for the computer). if this sounds retarded, it's because it is. remember the example above? the "dark chocolate bar: make cake with"

you can have something called a json rather than a array, which uses a alphanumeric key index

and instead of loading that json, you put it on a saved file, and reference it as needed, rather than loading things in memory you dont need

the key problem is: what if youre doing a strawberry cake instead? when you look for "to make cake with", you now have two different values, say

0: make cake with
324: make cake with

one is chocolate, the other is strawberry. the way you comment it is
0: make cake with //thjis one is chocolate
324: make cake with //thjis one is strawberry

which is colossaly fucking retarded. on a json structure, you could go

cake_chocolate: make cake with
cake_strawberry: make cake with

and just looking up cake_ gives you a more clear picture

the reason it's a key problem is that it makes debugging after a few months (or in malds case, almost a decade) an uncessarily complicated chore that can take from a couple of minutes to a few hours if you hit a blocker

those entries are, by the way, in an rpg/advnture game, every single line of dialogue the game has. every.single.one

say a character wants to make cake and they're gonna reference the cake dialogue. they then say butt gnome instead. thats when it becomes tricky to figure out which dialogue is the chocolate one, if, say, you forgot to put a comment on it, and don't remember what the dialogue is supposed to be

i bet several shekels there's dialogue in that array that maldy forgot about and will never be referenced. still gets loaded into ram tho

no need to semper fi tho, hopefully this makes more sense. i'm gonna have some cake now

EDIT: instead late me 'cos fuckin dude already thanked enough answers
 
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Guys, I'm starting to worry that a lot of these signatures are botted
Finland has over 4x the minimum amount
And the only thing you need for a Finnish signature is your name, DOB and address

In some of the smaller European countries you only need an 8 digit identification number and your name. Source: I signed.
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This number will be checked for confirmation and usually citizens older than 16 have an ID with this number. This also means that anyone can sign for their parents and grandparents and it will be legit. I don't think a mass faking is occurring, but I encourage my friends and family to sign. It annoys me that I've already seen mald ballwashers on reddit claim the petition is faked.
 
i bet several shekels there's dialogue in that array that maldy forgot about and will never be referenced. still gets loaded into ram tho
This is what annoys me the most, that Mald probably thinks that resources are infinite and that somethings loaded in to ram and being unused is fine. Instead of thinking about any solution that actually could work AND make it more enjoyable to do the work he wants to be a faggot instead.

For one who is so proud of being a programmer/game dev/ industry veteran with 20 gorillion years of experience and he worked at blizzard btw (NOT a nepobaby!!!!!) you would think then he would also take pride in the quality of the code he writes. Instead he's a walking, waste of air insult to anyone who even has a modicum of interest in the field.

How ThePrimeagen ever endorses this fucking faggot retard is beyond me, and that he doesnt see through the ruse that is the Ferret Fucker is some mind game.

edit: newfag forgot to finish a fucking sentence im 2 retarded 4 writing
 
Mald is different. He does in fact know how to code above a level of a beginner. He's at least somewhat familiar with the engine he's using. To me his code look a lot like the code of a second year compsci student. Just barely familiar enough with the basic building blocks, but still struggling with how to write code that isn't a trainwreck. The issue is of course that he's been working in the game industry for a very long time, supposedly and shouldn't code like he's trying to pass Introduction to Data Structures.
This retard leaves shitton of junk code, decisions and absurd incompetence that it baffles me for one. He was Nepo baby for years, was errand boy for Blizzard coders and he work this shit for a decade and everything he codes is filled more spaghetti code.
 
0: make cake with
324: make cake with

one is chocolate, the other is strawberry. the way you comment it is
0: make cake with //thjis one is chocolate
324: make cake with //thjis one is strawberry

which is colossaly fucking retarded. on a json structure, you could go

cake_chocolate: make cake with
cake_strawberry: make cake with

Honestly he doesn't even need JSON, he could just use inheritance for it to modify the array dynamically, which could be stored in a simple CSV file. I think.

Edit: wait no that's dangerous I'm dumb.
 
Ogay, real shit. All that talk about how garbage Mald's code is made me, a complete knuckledragger who doesn't understand programming and considers it black magic, curious.
Lay it out in the most simplistic, retardproof way. Tell me how and why it's bad and how would you improve it. Provide examples. Any insight helps. I am paying in :semperfi:s.
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You and I go to a picnic, no homo.
I put my silverware and food in special boxes, that only I can access via fingerprints.
You put everything in a burlack sack, because you're a lazy faggot.
We then go harass some trannies and leave our stuff behind
Suddenly!!!
A pack of roaming feral niggers appears!!
They try to get into my food and steal my silverware, but they can't, because they don't have access.
On the other hand, they steal all your silverware and literally shit in your food.
We come back.
I eat my delicious unspoiled food and have a good time, while you eat slop that a nigger took a shit in.

I can't explain it more retarded then this.
 
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