Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Nothing Is Written]

A bunch of structs is what he really needs IMO.

Yeah that's what I was getting at, but it's very exploitable depending on how that data is written. Then again he wants his players to "hack" his game so who knows.

 

[Luecke]

Mald said that after Pirate Nation did some tweet, people removed negative Reviews from Rivals of Aether 2. Does someone know about this? Sadly cant link the clip

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

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Line too similar to other line. Why write many line when few line work better?
This looks like it was generated by another piece of code (that was generated by an LLM). Guy uses a machine the entire purpose of which is to automate shit, yet manages to do all this useless work manually.

Hold the fuck up. He's indexing an array with an enum already. Except it's not named, and neither is the members.

He could literally write something like global.talky_list[SceneEnum.Scene6][ArtifactSpriteEnum.Neutral]. This wouldn't fix all the other issues, but it would be a trivial change that saves him from having to flip back to the global array every time a sprite needs referencing from elsewhere. I am baffled.

 

[big pauper]

Finally, code reuse. Programmers are lazy by nature, we hate doing more work than we need to. Reinventing the wheel sucks, especially when we're the one who made the wheel. So we try to reuse code whenever possible. But there is a correct way, and a wrong way to reuse code. The wrong way is what Mald has done, literal copy and pasting the code everywhere its needed. This creates a shit ton of files that are almost entirely identical, with massive amounts of repeated code. Each differs by only a small handful of lines of code: setting values to the story array. How any programmer who has had Object Orientation slammed into there skull a million times has likely been taught the concept of inheritance. Using this very simple concept, we can instead make the copies simply say "Use the entirity of this original file, but I want this one function to work differently". Congrats, you have reduced your line count by several thousand across the project and made it infinitely more readable.

I'm not a professional programmer but when I was a kid things like java and lua were not languages that influenced big things, they were novelties that people didn't take seriously. object oriented programming was something that the programming greybeards were very vocal about being an unserious thing for non-serious work like video games and school projects. i don't know how old pirate software is but he strikes me as the kind of person who would have learned c++ because "thats what everything serious is written in" and like never really changed as times changed

 

[Lie Eater]

I called this shit even knowing it would pass in 4 days, to no credit of my own because it was so easy to tell that he would try to take credit for the initiative and that people would hate him this much to get it going strong. The blog he linked sheepishly was already being sperged in his discord and twitch chat about "muh government overreach" But mald cannot stop himself from doing the most predictable braindead behaviour at every fucking turn of events and it has gotten him fired. some of his gunt guardians even came in here in during our celebration without being aware what site they just put their fucking email and IP through bad OPSEC retards.

I have a lot of problems with how mald "codes" and most of it is that making a video game gets progressively easier if you know what you're doing but it begins to slow down if you made retarded decisions early on and cut corners. Oh wait, that's all he knows how to do is the bare minimum. Remember how mald claimed that he made the engine heartbound ran in himself? remember how he claimed that he called the local police and told them to make his address immune to swatting? Do I need to even spell out how many problems there are with either of those statements? Why lie if you can't even keep up with them? Why also say something that puts you at a higher risk of danger like that?

I don't think it was posted in here so I'll go ahead and post it now, but Kitboga made an announcement of pulling a collab he had coming up with mald.

 

[Just Want 2 Read]

yeah he should be called by his real first name, James

I'm partial to calling him Fagtree myself.

 

[米津玄師]

yeah he should be called by his real first name, James

Even if his name was that, calling him by his first name would a massive disservice to every James, or Jason (or Hall for that matter) who's ever posted/lurked in this thread.
That's why we call him Mald.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

Bro makes it too easy to call him out. He can't keep his lies straight for 48hrs. Yikes.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Any coders present here's more laughing at his shit code
>MFW game is cracked by removing simple code checks

Generally, the moment you copy paste code, you're making shit code.
YandereDev does it, PirateSoftware does it, I do it from time to time (knowing it sucks ass but I can't be arsed to fix it). The fact that they don't even try to fix it later is what's the real fucking issue.

If you were to write a list, would you either write it like this:
- Tablespoon of salt
- Tablespoon of salt
- Tablespoon of salt

Or like this:
- 3x Tablespoon of salt

The latter has had some thought put into it beforehand before writing, the other is written on the spot. Same applies to PirateSoftware's code, he just writes shit on the spot because he's livestreaming constantly, he can't be fucked to think beforehand.

 

[finnoid retard]

Hold the fuck up. He's indexing an array with an enum already. Except it's not named, and neither is the members.

He could literally write something like global.talky_list[SceneEnum.Scene6][ArtifactSpriteEnum.Neutral]. This wouldn't fix all the other issues, but it would be a trivial change that saves him from having to flip back to the global array every time a sprite needs referencing from elsewhere. I am baffled.

Im unsure if the code is a decompiled version and that the enums arent tagged properly.

though i wouldnt know either cause i dont use game maker so i dont know what the fuck im blabbing on about. id rather write this shit undertale game in zig with vulkan than subject myself to whatever the fuck game maker is meant to do

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Good lord are you fucking kidding me.

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Ugh... I think he should be able to dictate what people talk about in his own stream chat, that's completely fair. Oh look, he's even showing respect to-

NEVER MIND HE MAD LOL

 

[Lie Eater]

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Bro makes it too easy to call him out. He can't keep his lies straight for 48hrs. Yikes.

mald is doing the female pattern brain birdhands shit here to try and enforce control over his audience in a commanding demeanor and he has someone else's fucking minecraft code opened up instead of working on heartbound.
Insane behaviour.

 

[MaldingFerret]

I don't think it was posted in here so I'll go ahead and post it now, but Kitboga made an announcement of pulling a collab he had coming up with mald.

(That I don't agree with) wow that's gotta hurt. I am however losing a bit of respect for Kit given his tendency to do stupid collaborations with people that are obviously using him, this is what the 4th time this year its happened. Its some Linus Tech Tips levels of bad decisions for collaboration. You'd think someone dealing with scammers on a daily basis would be smarter than this and do background checks on people.

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

Im unsure if the code is a decompiled version and that the enums arent tagged properly.

You know, that's a fair point. There would be very little reason even for him to name something UnknownEnum. And it could be a builtin to GameMaker for all I know. So I guess this is not a novel revelation, just what everyone else (including me) in this thread have been saying.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

i don't know how old pirate software is but he strikes me as the kind of person who would have learned c++ because "thats what everything serious is written in" and like never really changed as times changed

He codes in it (OOP), but his code isn't designed for it if that makes sense. It's madly inefficient. Like he learnt about OO paradigms halfway through and thought he learnt enough to not learn everything else.

 

[FrogMinutes]

I called this shit even knowing it would pass in 4 days, to no credit of my own because it was so easy to tell that he would try to take credit for it the initiative

it's easy to predict his copes because he's going through them like Fucking stages of grief.

we all know he's incapable of looking at all the dumb shit he's done and thinking about how he acted. the idea of
"people just hear my ideas, and now hundreds of thousands vow to do the right thing, out of spite"
and NOT having a a moment reflection is what forces that predicable train of thought anyone here can easily predict.

He's Bitch Made to a point that a shitpost on here and 4chan is the extent of Malds mental capacity.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

"Making me the villain did though."

This fucking guy.

So even though he's responsible for SKG working he's also a victim. All the mean people on the Internet ruined his reputation. It's definitely not the consequences of his own actions!

Not going to work Maldo.

The premise is bullshit if you put any level of thought into it.

How so Mald? Its been 10 months since you shat all over it.
If we believed you and Ross had continued to be nice this never would have happened and your genius plan would fully hurt it.
But no one believes you so...

He could have done more by supporting it honestly it would have made me respect him if he sat down with Ross and talked about it. I legitimately would have had a little bit of respect for this ferret faggot.

Good lord are you fucking kidding me.

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Worse than a theatre kid.

I think the most annoying aspect of this faggot is that people actually capitulate and call him "Thor" on social media

Its like not dead naming troons or somehow worse.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Ugh... I think he should be able to dictate what people talk about in his own stream chat, that's completely fair. Oh look, he's even showing respect to-
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NEVER MIND HE MAD LOL

what a passive aggressive fucking nothing sentence. Anyone with half a fucking brain and who passed english class would recognize the fucking idiocy of this sentence.

It's a literal oxymoron. If the initiative gets what it's asking for, then it's giving what the people heading SKG what it wants. Games being left in functional playable states or companies being straight up with when a game will end. You can't seriously say and write this shit. You just fucking can't. The only way the initiative gets none of what it asked for is if the EU fucks it off and does literally nothing about it. Jason Maldavius Fagtree, you are not only a giant fucking narcissist but you act like a fucking 6 year old retarded child who doesn't know how to structure your thoughts when you're mad.

I genuinely hope Jason gets everything he deserves, and none of what he thinks he deserves. That's how you write a fucking snarky comment, faggot.

 

[canalCrab]

Hold the fuck up. He's indexing an array with an enum already. Except it's not named, and neither is the members.

He could literally write something like global.talky_list[SceneEnum.Scene6][ArtifactSpriteEnum.Neutral]. This wouldn't fix all the other issues, but it would be a trivial change that saves him from having to flip back to the global array every time a sprite needs referencing from elsewhere. I am baffled.

That would still have the risk of accidentally aliasing multiple entries to the same slot. But yeah, it'd certainly be better.

It's a literal oxymoron. If the initiative gets what it's asking for, then it's giving what the people heading SKG what it wants.

Well, that's assuming he believes that what the campaign wants aligns with what it says. Which, to him, is not the case (because of his misrepresentation)

 

[Head Muggle]

Aaaaand on stream, says the exact same line. What a guy:

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Jesus Christ

You can tell that he feels incredible narc glamour delivering that "I hope you get what you asked for ..."-line. He probably daydreamed about how powerful and badass he comes off saying that.