Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Isn't the code for Undertale also a fucking mess? I just don't understand choosing GMS2 for anything other than a beginner project. I think this dip shit saw the easy 'console support' and had dreams of his game blowing up and being released on the Switch 2.

RPGs don't really need clean code, they live off dialogue, a bunch of switches, and maybe combat mechanics if applicable. Heartbound's code is still bad for this standard of course, as amply explained elsewhere.

 

[Blasphemian]

Mald status kiwifrens?

Dead and gay

 

[Adam Copium]

I didn't know BranOnline (known for his best genshin vids series) covered Mald

Imagine getting roasted by a gachaslop youtuber
That is crazy. Insane behavior, if you will.

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[volatile puar]

Isn't the code for Undertale also a fucking mess? I just don't understand choosing GMS2 for anything other than a beginner project. I think this dip shit saw the easy 'console support' and had dreams of his game blowing up and being released on the Switch 2.

There's little reason to not use rpg maker for your game if it can be made in rpg maker, it's just going to save you time when trying to make your game. Using a game engine made for this sort of thing just makes it worse that he is taking so long and trying to wizard hacker improve the engine.

 

[Skullomania]

I mark the beginning of the Dark Age of Gaming/end of the Golden Era at the precise moment Potato Ken shat out his daughter simulator Bioshock Infinite and the entire gaming press cabal entered a new phase of slobbing his knob over it - and none of the reasons they were doing so were because of how "fun" it was to play.

Funny you say that because I corelate the release of TLOU as that exact point in time but both games were released in 2013 a few months apart. I sense a pattern...

 

[Lurking9e9]

Isn't the code for Undertale also a fucking mess

The big difference is that Toby never claimed to be a Blizzard employee with 20 year coding experience.

 

[Adam Copium]

That's a DMCA waiting to happen.

Unless it is used for "research purposes", aka dissecting and clowning on the code that Mald wrote.
He often displays it live on stream, right?

 

[Rudy Coleman]

woah guys stars and confetti, its a forth of july miracle

 

[Sierra Death Generator]

Funny you say that because I corelate the release of TLOU as that exact point in time but both games were released in 2013 a few months apart. I sense a pattern...

"This game heckin' fights racism* and starts new dialogs!"

* The game does not have the balls to have a single utterance of NIGGER and shows such an aversion to depicting any kind of actual racial conflict take place that it folds back in on itself and makes the player wonder what the darkies were complaining about

 

[Looney Troons]

Jason has clinched my Lolcow of the Year vote. This stuff is just too funny.

 

[Sierra Death Generator]

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER

TO A PLACE WHERE MALD CAN SEE

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Finland proving how based they are.


Honestly how many extended goals do you think they colored?

bronze, silver, gold, blue, and purple now.

Also every country hit AT LEAST bronze besides these 3 losers

 

[Don't Dance]

If it wasn't for live streams I'd assume decompiler did a poor job.

 

[Matsuda235]

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER

TO A PLACE WHERE MALD CAN SEE

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Awesome.

 

[Kharash]

Also every country hit AT LEAST bronze besides these 3 losers

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Yeah but then again it's not like they're real countries anyway.

 

[fukkit]

Jason has clinched my Lolcow of the Year vote. This stuff is just too funny.

I really believe that this would fuel his ego more

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Some nigga named their kid Maldavius which is the best part

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

wow, his subreddit is still basically completely empty from anything posted since last month. the comment lists are also not correct, because if you click in...


all you had to do was stick to your dumb 'dad' advice jason. all you had to do was keep your head down. but you couldn't, you fuckin' egomaniac, and look where it's led you.

 

[A Deer In Headlights]

I think I found a rare photo of Jason. Has anyone posted this yet?

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[Rango Dango]

Some nigga named their kid Maldavius which is the best part

maldavius figtree is the name of his second life character/fursona you mongoloid
his real name is jason