Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Adamsagaybug]

With all this incest speak id proudly mow down the balldo with a scythe like the grim fucking reaper and toss his sickly body into a cornfield.

Fucking hell I blocked out his weird parents fucking talk and Kayla wanting to wear her son's Halloween costume for sexy photos. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE NIGGERS.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

To be fair, about 10 years ago Kayla posted on FB that she and Nick had left all the kids home alone (the seven year old oldest son was “babysitting”) while the two of them went hiking and out for a meal. Bob Rekieta replied with his enthusiastic approval.

That's some good parenting right there.

And sure, "hiking." Nick probably wore dress shoes.

But yeah, they could do that every weekend. And even take the kids!

You don't even have to go to a formal park to find groomed-maintained trails or a picnic spot, but if you wanted to, there's the Spicer City Park + 4 others in town, Green Lake County Park and others, and Sibley State Park right near them (New London (where Sibley is) is 9 minutes from Spicer, per Maps).

 

[DemsBNutz]

To be fair, about 10 years ago Kayla posted on FB that she and Nick had left all the kids home alone (the seven year old oldest son was “babysitting”) while the two of them went hiking and out for a meal. Bob Rekieta replied with his enthusiastic approval.

Hiking hmmm they don't seem like the hiking type... Perhaps code voyeur canoodling on a trail? And dinner to stay out later? Perhaps it all started with a hike to add some spice.. Where Nick took a branch in the ass and found he liked it. Thus the fall began.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What in the papers says he doesn't have the full five years?

There is no source for the contention that his probation conditions state he needs to complete his community service by August 1 as opposed to having the full 5 years to do it.

In one of Nick's first streams after his plea, he said very clearly that people were dumb because he had all 5 years to do the hours, but only recently has that changed. It is notable and a topic of discussion because of that self-contradiction.

How many 5k locals people are in here?
Nick might like a class action lawsuit to distract him from August 1st & Monty's case.

This is a dumb idea. It was floated in Nick's LOCALS, and it was just as dumb then as now.

Yes he has. He’s said his kids all want to be streamers and college isn’t necessary.

He has said repeatedly that university degrees (outside STEM degrees and other credentialed professions) are a waste of time. It came up first in the Rittenhouse streams where someone asked if he was glad if his children's bill for tuition was covered. He confided that he had not put any of the money away because of said reasoning and that his children all wanted to be some kind of streamers. He pushed them toward coding and music type of content.

 

[Melty Butter]

They drove her home and nobody spoke of it again.

I've heard from two people that this happened to Kayla. Small-town cops were kind, and drove her home.

Back when Nick thought he'd get divorced, he was fairly vocal about it to some people. That's why she didn't drive for so long. (She does now, apparently. I like to believe she's clean.)

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

That's some good parenting right there.

And sure, "hiking." Nick probably wore dress shoes.

But yeah, they could do that every weekend. And even take the kids!

You don't even have to go to a formal park to find groomed-maintained trails or a picnic spot, but if you wanted to, there's the Spicer City Park + 4 others in town, Green Lake County Park and others, and Sibley State Park right near them (New London (where Sibley is) is 9 minutes from Spicer, per Maps).

Plus the literal woods behind both their old house (with the nightmare shower) and their current house.

 

[AnOminous]

In one of Nick's first streams after his plea, he said very clearly that people were dumb because he had all 5 years to do the hours, but only recently has that changed. It is notable and a topic of discussion because of that self-contradiction.

One of my up until recently unspoken hopium dreams has been that they set up this thing where the August date where they decide whether or not to chuck him in the slammer for 28 days is a trap of sorts to invite him to fuck up.

It could be that while they never explicitly said he has to do the community service, it's certainly relevant to their decision as to whether they "may" choose to stay his slammer time.

I just know if I were in Nick's situation, and even imagining being a complete retard like Nick, I'd think I'm not going to come to Jesus, because he was just some sinner guy like me anyway, but I should at least PRETEND to do that and doing some dumb community service and picking up some trash would look good when I went in to that hearing about whether to chuck me in the rape cage.

 

[Armor King]

balldo on his saaaaack

 

[Vibralldo]

because of said reasoning and that his children all wanted to be some kind of streamers. He pushed them toward coding and music type of content

This will fuck them over even more than the cocaine

 

[Flora Fox]

doing some dumb community service and picking up some trash would look good when I went in to that hearing about whether to chuck me in the rape cage.

He still believes that "I'm in a higher echelon" crap.

 

[AltisticRight]

Well, nobody should introduce skelly to 3D printing and a particular soft type of filament called TPU (thermoplastic polyurethane), which is flexible.
He's going to steal the balldo.stl model from here and then print that as the 5k LOCALS gift. All of you who gave him money deserves it and should wear it for your Sins of paypiggery.

 

[SigmaBalls]

Well, nobody should introduce skelly to 3D printing and a particular soft type of filament called TPU (thermoplastic polyurethane), which is flexible.
He's going to steal the balldo.stl model from here and then print that as the 5k LOCALS gift. All of you who gave him money deserves it and should wear it for your Sins of paypiggery.

Agreed

Everyone here that admitted to paypigging Nick, I wish you a million balldo.stl's IRL.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

With all this incest speak id proudly mow down the balldo with a scythe like the grim fucking reaper and toss his sickly body into a cornfield.

Fucking hell I blocked out his weird parents fucking talk and Kayla wanting to wear her son's Halloween costume for sexy photos. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE NIGGERS.

Affluenza.

 

[Oxyjen]

This will fuck them over even more than the cocaine

Good luck competing with 4 billion Indians using AI in either case.

They won’t be practical, that’s learnt, and it’s an attitude to want to repair things and make improvements. Very unlikely those kids could become trades people of any sort.

My theory is, everything kid related is paid for by the trust. Thats what has been burning Nick’s ass his entire adult life, trying to get his hands on the money, or spitefully gouging the fund for as much as possible in revenge. Having 5 kids in the first place even.

So he loads the them up with extra curricular shit to max out the take from the fund. He spent his lawtube windfall on coke and hookers instead of saving it for college because he knows that will get paid for too.

 

[AltisticRight]

Hey remember that laser engraver Nick had totally safely set up to make a very special lolcows 5k gift? How's that one going Nicky, working on batches of engravings in one of your children's rooms? Did your physicist son set it up for you?

And his 9-year-old chemist that can metabolise cocaine outside of her body in mere hours can help him with the ventilation setup. With the strong odour of trash and rot, you don't want an addition of wood fumes circulating the hovel.

Minor PL: I went to college in a small town where the school and the supermarket were the largest employers. One of the school admins got picked up by the local cops after she got drunk and drove into a ditch. They drove her home and nobody spoke of it again.

That's nasty, a school admin at that. What the fuck. She should have died in that ditch.
My uncle got away with his bullshit drunk driving accident because him and his parents were wealthy. Money speaks. That's aside from my dad literally saving his life with our family's money, which in all honesty I believe was a waste. He never changed. The only good outcome of his accident apart from him suffering was that my aunt was able to divorce him and take a good 40% of his "fortunes" (passed down from his parents).

Fuck these people.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

He still believes that "I'm in a higher echelon" crap.

He'll just cry about how his kids need him and the family can't support itself without him working or some sappy shit and they won't make him serve time.

I've only known one person to actually get small town (much larger than Nick's shithole tbf) time on a first drug offense and that was because they hit someone with their car. They did like two months since the guy was fine.

I 100% believe the county assumes the probation looming over Nick's head for five years is all they need to threaten Nick into behaving, because again in 99% of cases they're right OR the person is such a fuck up they can't ignore it. Nick isn't Town Drunk level yet.

Actually dealing with Nick costs them time and money they could be using to do literally anything else.

 

[Captain Manning]

The kids definitely spent some time with Nick’s parents but the Slettas were the certified foster parents and had the kids. Bob and Celeste took multiple foreign vacations during that time (sans kids).

Correct.

I think it's generally agreed that the Slettas are better people than the Rekietas.

To be fair, about 10 years ago Kayla posted on FB that she and Nick had left all the kids home alone (the seven year old oldest son was “babysitting”) while the two of them went hiking and out for a meal. Bob Rekieta replied with his enthusiastic approval.

Case in point.

 

[AnOminous]

gave him money deserves it and should wear it for your Sins of paypiggery.

The 5K gift should be those retards all get AIDS.

 

[3MMA]

The Medallion called to him, so who knows? But we have no evidence of something like this happening.

Such a profoundly maledicted medallion is a formidable object to fully apprehend and fathom.

He confided that he had not put any of the money away because of said reasoning and that his children all wanted to be some kind of streamers

In that house, it’s all about Nick, all of the time. His kids hero worship(ed) him, evidenced by how they all wanted to be streamers. Who knows if that’s still the case as it sounds like he has a 17 year old physicist & a 9 year old drug lord.

Everything revolves around Little Lord Balldoroy in the house that his mommy gave him, & his kids will be adults by the time he gets wise, if he ever does. How he’s failed to realize the extent to which he’s wasted the formative years of his childrens lives by focusing so much on his drugs, petty online feuds, & his stinky balldo dreams, is beyond reason & far past social cues. Tarded. Retarded. In every which way.

One of my up until recently unspoken hopium dreams has been that they set up this thing where the August date where they decide whether or not to chuck him in the slammer for 28 days is a trap of sorts to invite him to fuck up.

That’s been one of my hopium dreams as well, ever since the verdict came in. It’s a nice one.

balldo on his sacc

balldo on his saaaaack

A balldo on his sack.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Well, nobody should introduce skelly to 3D printing and a particular soft type of filament called TPU (thermoplastic polyurethane), which is flexible.
He's going to steal the balldo.stl model from here and then print that as the 5k LOCALS gift.