Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Uncle Samir]

"Video Games Europe" has made a response on SKG.

https://www.videogameseurope.eu/news/statement-on-stop-killing-games/

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"... but, when it does happen, the industry ensures that players are given fair notice of the prospective changes in compliance with local consumer protection laws." No, I don't get a fair notice of you returning me back 60€ after destroying the product I bought and payed for. I hate corpo spokes people and I wish their skinwalkery asses would be skinned alive to produce lamp shades. It should be diktat to piss upon the corpses of corpo slaves.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Mald is now doing what every falling youtuber does... keep posting videos and keep streaming hoping they can still continue their career. Crazy.

More importantly, hes grabbing the super popular "FUCK NINTENDO" angle, trying to win back fans. HES FEELING the lost followers lol

 

[Kiislova]

https://piratesoftware.sucks/chronology

Huh.

"Addressing the allegatioms" video when? Whois data makes the domain months old, March this year.

When it rains it pours or fake and gay? I wouldn't put it past Mald to fake it.

 

[Glowie]

Got curious about social blade stuff.

Twitch: Lost 32000 followers.
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Youtube: Lost a little over 98k followers.
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That's at least half a day's worth of signups on the SKG legislature.

Quantity doesn't matter to the furfag, he has his personal guntguard/paypig/janny force running damage control around the clock

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

Crazy.

That's all he knows how to do. It's all he's ever done his entire life, and with no serious consequences to his actions he never grew up.

"That Maldavius Figtree is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop."

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

if (talking_state == 0) {
    scr_talk();
} else if (
    global.current_talker == id &&
    options_state == 0 &&
    global.accept_key &&
    text_complete == 1
) {
    text_complete = 0;
    switch (next_step) {
        case 1:
            end_dialog();
            break;
    }
}

Since we're refactoring his code (I'm refactoring yours):

if(!talking_state) scr_talk();
else if(global.current_talker == id && !options_state && global.accept_key && text_complete){
text_complete = false;
end_dialogue();
};

Clearly, if he's using "== 1" in his code, he's not checking for specificity in terms of value (RETARDED!) and you can replace it with true and false, which he should just do if he's only using 0 and 1 (ALSO COMPLETELY RETARDED). Remove that fucking switch if you're only using 1 case (UTTERLY BENIGN).

 

[Glowie]

Finland proving how based they are.

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Honestly how many extended goals do you think they colored?

bronze, silver, gold, blue, and purple now.

Also every country hit AT LEAST bronze besides these 3 losers

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We care about old games and hate corporations, certain people started to spread it to Finnish normiesphere.

 

[Bogliacci]

Mald is now doing what every falling youtuber does... keep posting videos and keep streaming hoping they can still continue their career. Crazy.

Hes going to be chasing that year of pure wholesome chungus popularity for the rest of his life as his lemmings slowly dwindle

 

[finnoid retard]

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If it wasn't for live streams I'd assume decompiler did a poor job.

Funnily enough, if the decompiler can do it well enough it should even decompile the optimized code from the compilation. Imagine if this is the compiler optimized code and that in reality its even worse...

that would be hilarious, unlikely but i would chuckle very loudly

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

Edit: too enthusiastic

 

[bossmanpeterson]

I'm waiting for the moment he can no longer deny that this SKG debacle damaged his career. The moment he posts about that, I'm going to reference his twitter post about how his video did not damage the SKG movement, with a graph showing the timeline of his decline. I'm going to have to make a new twitter account to do it because he's blocked me on all of mine already ;(

dont cowtip, and especially dont post about cowtipping.

 

[Der Fuhrry]

The 17th #piratejam begins soon and Mald says he can't wait to see what people will make so here's some character art I'm working on

Spoiler

Hi Mald!

You can win a Pirate Software Game Jam Laurel ™ to put on your game and also get piratesoftware mentions on social media. Since it's not explicitly stated I'm going to assume those prizes are only given to the absolute worst entries.

 

[The Stranger]

Since we're refactoring his code (I'm refactoring yours):

if(!talking_state) scr_talk();
else if(global.current_talker == id && !options_state && global.accept_key && text_complete){
text_complete = false;
end_dialogue();
};

Remove that fucking switch if you're only using 1 case

You still have to check if next_step with an if statement before ending dialogue though.

 

[FrogMinutes]

The 17th #piratejam begins soon and Mald says he can't wait to see what people will make so here's some character art I'm working on

Spoiler

Hi Mald!
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You can win a Pirate Software Game Jam Laurel ™ to put on your game and also get piratesoftware mentions on social media. Since it's not explicitly stated I'm going to assume those prizes are only given to the absolute worst entries.

we need him standing standing next to the baldo
Bad Gnome and Baldo
artifacts of the Downfall.

the gnome up your ass while your balls are trapped in the Baldo's clutches
Eternal suffering visualized

 

[Glowie]

we need him standing standing next to the baldo
Bad Gnome and Baldo
Duality of Downfall

the gnome up your ass while your balls are trapped in the Baldo's clutches
Eternal suffering visualized

Malding the decline if you will, all that is missing drunk and or speedballing on stream.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Mald is now doing what every falling youtuber does... keep posting videos and keep streaming hoping they can still continue their career. Crazy.

It would work too, if he wasn't a narcissist that couldn't help but talk about how all of the haters are wrong.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

You still have to check if next_step with an if statement before ending dialogue though.

@Hakase Shinonome

Okay okay wait what if he made a helper function to wrap the conditions, another one for handling the next_step logic, then just cleanly call it?

if (!talking_state) {
    scr_talk();
}
// helper
else if (can_advance_dialogue()) {
    text_complete = false;
    // next_step logic
    process_next_step();
}

Fuck you Mald I'm not writing your shitty game for you.

 

[The Voicemail Devil]

cancel Heartbound because the EU regulations are obviously too onerous for him to work around with his games, so they all gotta go. I want to see him try to be cool gamedev streamer when he's taken a hardline position that functionally forbids him from making games,

Heartbound has live service? The undertale ripoff? That can't be true, can it?

 

[Retink Retunk]

Heartbound has live service? The undertale ripoff? That can't be true, can it?

It didn't until he had it as an easy excuse.

 

[DiscountRichEvans]

what a terrible night to be a malding faggotree. unamerican nepo-baby AND lost to EU gamebros

what a fucking disgrace