I'm be fine with any outcome as long as he suffers.
I want him to try spin his online bullshit in real life.
Cops: Chance, the landlady did you a favor and moved the lease to your name when your mother passed, but now you're three months delinquent on rent.
Raxx: You don't understand, officer! You see, I move in silence. I'm three steps ahead...
Cops: Chance, it's time to move out.
>Chance: I'll live in a motherfucking mansion!
>Also Chance:
This guy is so comically retarded is unreal.
Ok, I got inspired to do some house hunting for the goblin. If we're searching Ohio in general..
He could bag this
IRL Silent Hill prop in Dayton for only $287 a month! I doubt a little fire damage is going to be an issue to a creature of Raxx's hygiene standards.
Since Chance has always declared himself to be a country boy, how about this
horse barn in Danville for only $225 a month? Looks to be wired for electricity, all Chance needs is an electric space heater and he's all good. Possible rats and roaches are nothing new to him, and the barn probably already smells just like his 339 attic lair.
Or maybe he can find a tiny trailer house
like this in a shitty condition for cheap. I can picture one parked behind a fast food joint, seemingly abandoned.. with the goblin digging the garbage bins for a snack in the night.
