Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Schwarzwald]

"Good heavens, did my ears deceive me or did I just hear you respond to my words sharply?! My dearest prostitute, while I pride myself upon a gentleman first and foremost, do not mistake my kindness for weakness. Apologies but in common parlance you are but a 'ho' and would perhaps benefit from knowing your place in relation to my impressive self. Although I am a Wogglebug you may just find that the back of my hand stings as though I were rather a bee. Tee-heehee!"

 

[The Un-Clit]

Verily, Mr. H. M. Wogglebug has a thoroughly educated pimp hand, for with to always extrrract that monay frrrom his Ho'es!

 

[demicolon]

Either Don Froggy graciously sees the monetary fruits of your day's labour, or the Wogglehand will have to thorougly educate a harlot! Tee Hee!

 

[Yaks]

Is Cherie not on Woggle-disability so she gets everything survival wise paid for anyway? Like one look at her and you can tell she's retarded.

 

[McSneaks]

That's called A-Logging, and it should be called out more often. Fortunately, it's not much of a problem in this thread.

I mean, how could there even be any moral outrage over family friendly gay bugs and a frag (that's a fag frog, for the the uneducated) teaching healthy homosexual relationships?

Much like Wu-Tang Wogglebug is for (and also probably on) the children.


Sure Cherie's mother might be an actual inhuman witch, and Cherie a lying scammer (who also probably hates blacks, but that's more of a plus) but if there's one thing Wogglebug and his gay frog boyfriend has taught us it's love and acceptance and trafficking children.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Is Cherie not on Woggle-disability so she gets everything survival wise paid for anyway? Like one look at her and you can tell she's retarded.

She is. She's actually so retarded that he needs someone to make sure she eats and batches so if WoggleMom is for whatever reason unable to provide such care, it's likely an institution.

 

[NerdShamer]

She is. She's actually so retarded that he needs someone to make sure she eats and batches so if WoggleMom is for whatever reason unable to provide such care, it's likely an institution.

No wonder why she was freaking out when Wogglemom got those legal notices.

Is Cherie not on Woggle-disability so she gets everything survival wise paid for anyway? Like one look at her and you can tell she's retarded.

Speaking of which, isn't there an cap on how much that you can earn while you're on that. Granted, Cherie's scams usually wouldn't meet that threshold; but I think that she's too far gone to be aware of it.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Speaking of which, isn't there an cap on how much that you can earn while you're on that. Granted, Cherie's scams usually wouldn't meet that threshold; but I think that she's too far gone to be aware of it.

Cherie is so talented, she loses money on her scams.

 

[demicolon]

Speaking of which, isn't there an cap on how much that you can earn while you're on that.

It has to be on paper, like a tax return, or you have to be stupid enough to inform the authorities about your income. Selling some garbage online is such pittance whatever official assigned to your tard ass would rather ignore it than burden himself with paperwork.

 

[Picklechu]

Is Cherie not on Woggle-disability so she gets everything survival wise paid for anyway? Like one look at her and you can tell she's retarded.

She gets SSDI, which IIRC she has claimed covers her housing, food, and utilities (or at least most of it). I think all of her discretionary funds come from the Bank of Mommy and Auntie though.

She is. She's actually so retarded that he needs someone to make sure she eats and batches so if WoggleMom is for whatever reason unable to provide such care, it's likely an institution.

Yeah, the group home saga is Cherie's inevitable future; she is legitimately one of the most retarded people with a KF thread. She may have convinced herself otherwise because "that's not what [mommy] wants for [her]," but mommy isn't immortal, and is poor and dumb (although not as dumb as Cherie). Cherie's little cousin isn't going to let her live in his attic, basement, or toolshed , leeching off of him and his family until she passes away from fat at age 65.

Speaking of which, isn't there an cap on how much that you can earn while you're on that. Granted, Cherie's scams usually wouldn't meet that threshold; but I think that she's too far gone to be aware of it.

IIRC, about $1600/month. Cherie doesn't make enough (or anything) from woggleshit, so no one cares.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Yeah, the group home saga is Cherie's inevitable future

I hope we'll get at least one more movie before this happens because I think it's approaching very fast. Or if we don't get any more we'll at least get some scripts for planned movies.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

IIRC, about $1600/month. Cherie doesn't make enough (or anything) from woggleshit, so no one cares.

I'd be impressed if she was in any way not in the red. I imagine all of her woggle crusade is at her own expense, but that's what makes it funnier.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Sure Cherie's mother might be an actual inhuman witch, and Cherie a lying scammer (who also probably hates blacks, but that's more of a plus) but if there's one thing Wogglebug and his gay frog boyfriend has taught us it's love and acceptance and trafficking children.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Woggle-Vlog 163: Updates on my mother, plushies, and movies​

Source of funding = Mooching off Wogglemommy

Cynthia realizes/comes clean that the Farms has nothing to do with her sleazy mother's creepy charges (you know, for kids) and that lawyers and voice actors cost money in the real outside world so cough up some Wogglebucks Wogglefans.
Showing zero concern for her elderly mother and only caring about her stupid hyper fixation as seen below, keep classy @WogglebugLover ...

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz6wRlCK92gBY2lRuP6Cy4Q/community?lb=UgkxvC6w4f41izEbtl3h-5uaUKgN3FDiFHHp

https://www.wogglebugloveproductions.com/landing-page

Scam Cherie once shame on you, scam Cherie 40+ times shame on who cares at this point...
Again why would she need to raise 2000$ to pay them to make her film?
What would that realistically buy in terms of producing a film in current year?
Half an hour in a hired sound stage or a single mic?

100% it's to finally ship out those absurdly delayed Woggleplushies (at a loss of course) and or pay her new voice actor for the low bitrate mp3s of him dicking around on his webcam reading her old voice actor's decades old scripts to remake the same tired movies for the 4th time now for no one to buy.

The alleged scammer in question this time will be played by Immanuel Baldwin
or as I will be referring to him as, Stumpy Baldwin.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5225600/

https://www.directorbaldwin.com/

https://vimeo.com/immanuelbaldwin

Seems kinda legit, well as legitimate as a student filmmaker can seem.
My guess is that Cyn contacted him with her AI monstrosity and he's just being kind to the retard with no real intention of giving it any real consideration because who in their right fucking mind would.

TLDR Cynthia continues to rob Peter to pay Paul by begging her non existent fans for donations to fulfil her laughably late plushie orders and to pay a voice actor for films that will never sell.
All by lying about sick dogs, mother being sued by Kiwis, totally real film studios wanting to make her Wogglefetish a household name, really whatever sticks and that we don't call out as blatant bugshit.
Same old same old.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Cynthia realizes/comes clean that the Farms has nothing to do with her sleazy mother's creepy charges

"Something that happened in the motel". Yeah, sure. That something was some poor young lady being beaten, drugged and raped there for a year with silent consent of the owner and staff.

Scam Cherie once shame on you, scam Cherie 40+ times shame on who cares at this point...
Again why would she need to raise 2000 cash to pay them to make her film?
What would that realistically buy in terms of producing a film in current year?
Half an hour in a hired sound stage or a single mic?

Not this again.

Seems kinda legit, well as legitimate as a student filmmaker can seem.
My guess is that Cyn contacted him with her AI monstrosity and he's just being kind with no real intention of giving it any real consideration because who in their right fucking mind would.

He direct shorts and has some feature length movie in the works. None of it appears to have any kind of animation \ CGI. None of it appears to be for children. He either thought that she wants him to make a short for her and will pay him for it, or just wanted to be nice. Or it's not him.

Also, lol, she removed that book where Draco is the villain from her shop.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

https://www.wogglebugloveproductions.com/landing-page

Really, Cynthia? We're using ChatGPT to write website copy? What the hell else are you doing with your time that you can't write your pleas for money yourself?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Really, Cynthia? We're using ChatGPT to write website copy? What the hell else are you doing with your time that you can't write your pleas for money yourself?

You don't understand. She's training AI model to take over her mission of making Wogglebug a household name when she moves to a group home.

 

[NerdShamer]

So, looking around, you can rent the cinematic cameras that's similar to what IMAX uses at an starting rate of $1,000 per day, but this is ignoring stuff like mandatory insurance that's worth over $200,000 if I'm reading shit right

But the starting price for buying something that's high-end is at the upper end of $50,000...for the body itself

The $2,000 bit is just an lie to cover Wogglemom's legal fees

 

[Spastic Cologne]

The $2,000 bit is just an lie to cover Wogglemom's legal fees

Yeah nah it's for sure just to keep the Wogglewolf from the door idiot Cherie isn't allowed to open.
To order and ship more plushies in bulk thus keeping her in perpetual Woggledebt and paying the Fiver voice actor for his frankly atrocious 32 kbps performance.
She doesn't give a fuck about her seedy roach motel mom and the bedbug infested creep case only in how it might affect the money scumbag Cynthia secretly scams off her to continue to fund her braindead projects/fetish.
It's a vicious and remarkabley stupid cycle that will forever achieve nothing but justifiable mockery and the aforementioned ever growing Woggledebt.
Same Woggleshit different Woggleday...

 

[McSneaks]

Yea unless her mom is posing as a Hollywood bigbugwig not a single penny would be going anywhere near her lol

I'm kind of curious how much she's spent to redub and remake the same "movie" 19,000 times. Like it's not like she'd make anything good with that money, but if she just like...spent the money on 10 seconds of animation, and kept adding as he scammed earned then next $13, she might have actually got something that's not only a decent length but coherent and consistent...

Realistically instead of trying to rent cameras or whatever she needs to just hire some indian for $37 to make an AI feature. Sure it'll suck ass, but at least she'll have SOMETHING, and it's well established even if it was a Disney+ franchise with billions thrown at it she'd still end up wanting to redo it because the actual quality is entirely secondary. She could make the entire soundtrack complete with whimsical fables literally for free (or worst case $10) on suno instead of trying to wrangle crackaddicts