Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[ADHD Mate]

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DOES HE EVEN KNOW HOW SWITCH STATEMENTS WORK?
Fuck you, I'm refactoring your shit code.

//Magic numbers unite. Only refactoring one if statement, since it's just the same.
if(global.left_key_pressed){
    switch(selected_button){
        case 0:
        case 4:
        case 6:{
            selected_button = 1;
            break;
        };
        case 2:
        case 3:
        case 5:{
            selected_button = 4;
            break;
        };
        case 1:{
            selected_button = 8
            break;
        };
        case 7:{
            selected_button = 3
            break;
        };
        case 8:{
            selected_button = 6
            break;
        };
    }
};

//You can see that none of cases actually correspond with the value it's changed to.
//If the code starts with 0, it will be turned into a 1.
//This 1 will then turn into a 4.
//This 4 will then turn into a 3.
//This 3 will then turn into a 7.
//This 7 will then turn into 1. Loop!

//This is utterly benign and I don't know why in the fuck this would ever be used.

Literally this meme:

 

[The Tall Man]

It's aggravating how many YouTubers that cover it just get basic things about SKG wrong. Can't even be bothered to read the FAQ.
I think 'the algorithm' turns YouTubers dumber and dumber over time, it slowly melts their brains.

 

[PrestonHolt]

The more screengrabs I see from Maldcord the more i realize that he will get away with not posting updates, or adding # or $ into the game as "monthly update" those people are to reatarded to realize how mych they are getting fucked over.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

"Reforming intellectual property law is what's REALLY important!"

Than you should support Stop Killing Games. Because this is what creates incentives for companies to step back from heavy-handed enforcement of their IPs in regard to modding and dedicated servers. It becomes cheaper and easier to just let people run the game themselves without risk of getting DMCA'd or sued for IP infringement. There's less incentive for companies to use state authority to enforce IP restrictions if it helps solve a problem they have.

Literally this meme:
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This is probably a lot funnier if you actually know shit about how code works. I don't so I'm lost ):

 

[Absolute-Despair]

https://stopkillinggamestracker.pages.dev

It's reached the next milestone

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

WE DID IT BOYS​

 

[>IMPLYING]

 

[Nothing Is Written]

My favorite genshin gachasloptuber has covered SKG again!

Archive

Guys my YouTube feed is irretrievably fucked. He's everywhere. Everyone hates him.

Literally this meme:
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That's at least effort for effort's sake. And creative.

Edit: Oh it's static.

 

[itogi]

This is probably a lot funnier if you actually know shit about how code works. I don't so I'm lost ):

It's someone's attempt at making a Chess game by if-else branching ALL possible moves, which is going to be impossible due to the fact that there are around 10^120 possible chess moves.

 

[ADHD Mate]

This is probably a lot funnier if you actually know shit about how code works. I don't so I'm lost ):

Basically instead of programming logic of behavior he writes all possible combinations by hand.
It's not that bad for small things, but at some point it becomes a chore, or even impossible due to sheer number of combinations.
In Maldy's case there is additional issue that moving position, or adding, element to his menu will pretty much force rewrite.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

It's someone's attempt at making a Chess game by if-else branching ALL possible moves, which is going to be impossible due to the fact that there are around 10^120 possible chess moves.

At first I thought that was 10120 and I was like "that's not so bad!" but then I noticed the little ^ and I realized that the number is actually 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,420,000,000,000,000,000,000,690,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

So, yeah, that wouldn't work.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I'm still in the process of making a new OP, but I need to bring something from the past that is extremely funny in today's context. The old Second Life comments under the articles talking about his controversies, as Maldavius Figtree, is an absolute goldmine

THEY ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS A LOLCOW
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Making fun of Jason being a faggot
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And the last one
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Talk about foreshadowing here . Even back then, everyone knew
(https://archive.vn/s47Z0)

Jason has literally NOT CHANGED at all, he's still the same Maldavius Figtree from the Second Life in 2006

I actually had no clue that the phase lolcow predated Chris Chan. Neat

 

[Stoneheart]

Kiwifarms should finish Heartbound before he does.

but how do we do that? and will Null become the publisher if we do it?

LMFAO he spends 52 hours a week just to change font and ask his composer for a new soundtrack

LMFAO HAHAHA WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LIE ABOUT THAT?

he is telling the truth... have you ever met office people?they get nothing done and cry about their hard work all the time.
Thats why we need AI

 

[canalCrab]

View attachment 7608143
DOES HE EVEN KNOW HOW SWITCH STATEMENTS WORK?
Fuck you, I'm refactoring your shit code.

//Magic numbers unite. Only refactoring one if statement, since it's just the same.
if(global.left_key_pressed){
    switch(selected_button){
        case 0:
        case 4:
        case 6:{
            selected_button = 1;
            break;
        };
        case 2:
        case 3:
        case 5:{
            selected_button = 4;
            break;
        };
        case 1:{
            selected_button = 8
            break;
        };
        case 7:{
            selected_button = 3
            break;
        };
        case 8:{
            selected_button = 6
            break;
        };
    }
};

//You can see that none of cases actually correspond with the value it's changed to.
//If the code starts with 0, it will be turned into a 1.
//This 1 will then turn into a 4.
//This 4 will then turn into a 3.
//This 3 will then turn into a 7.
//This 7 will then turn into 1. Loop!

//This is utterly benign and I don't know why in the fuck this would ever be used.

I absolutely hate to defend him, but this seems to be a case of the compiler optimizing the switch case to "just" an offset jump.
Still, the remapping of the keys seems stupid to do.

 

[GoharMaria]

It's aggravating how many YouTubers that cover it just get basic things about SKG wrong. Can't even be bothered to read the FAQ.
I think 'the algorithm' turns YouTubers dumber and dumber over time, it slowly melts their brains.

Its because they dont actually care about it and just repeat what every popular person does in hopes they get some run off views.
I just watched this video that was in my recommendations and all he did was read an article from Rock Paper Shotgun and talks about how THEY are saying the signatures may be fake.

https://youtu.be/Y4rys-8rvDg?si=5SzvrXNj5OaXWG28

This dude doesnt even know or realize all articles and people saying that, are saying it because ROSS said it in the video.
It is pathetic how bad and lazy these people are at forming their own opinions, doing their own research, or actually caring about the things they talk about.
And I hope, regardless of what happens, they get called out for being nothing but grifters.

Ross created the channel and has been fighting this shit for nearly a decade now.

https://youtu.be/xboF33ZsOg4?si=ajdBPJ8-wyrJlsy_

Looking for ways to preserve games, and you didnt hear a peep from anyone about it till the furry faggot got called out by Ross.

 

[Wodanaz]

> "Hey while you are cleaning shit up off the floor I'm going to see if I can fix the load bearing walls"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE GOING TO UNDERMINE CLEANING THE SHIT OFF OUR FLOOR YOU LIBERTARIAN."

I don't think that trying to antagonize anyone in this situation helps both cleaning the shit off the floor or getting the load bearing walls fixed, and just makes engaging in an bipartisian issue unpleasant.

dude, you're retarded. you're no better than the normies who fall for mald's bullshit hook line and sinker. calm down.

 

[cigint]

player = input()

Unironically deep.

 

[FrogMinutes]

It's aggravating how many YouTubers that cover it just get basic things about SKG wrong

Boy, you're looking at this wrong.
anyone covering this the moment they felt it was safe, isn't talking in favor of SKG, or even Ross.
it's 100% about "Mald bad, Must harvest for content"

not a single thought goes through their head besides "harvest Mald" as they hit record and get everything wrong.
you don't watch people like Poodehar to get informed, you watch his shit while you do other shit half paying attention.
the moment you try to humanize these content creators is when you start fucking up and getting mad for their nature.

being brown noise for people to consume and go "wow that's crazy" then move onto the next harvest.
you can't create an informed take with this medium.
they are little people on your screens that must Follow everyone else.
and if they don't they become the content.

 

[GoharMaria]

Boy, you're looking at this wrong.
anyone covering this the movement they felt it was safe, isn't talking in favor of SKG, or even Ross.
it's 100% about "Mald bad, Must harvest for content"

Thats bullshit, because there are youtubers out there pushing the victim narrative about Jason being harassed and swatted despite there being zero evidence of this happening. Only his word.
The word of a known and proven liar. If he was swatted people should encourage him to give out the evidence and work with police to find the criminal that did it.

 

[Roachbound]

he is telling the truth... have you ever met office people?they get nothing done and cry about their hard work all the time.
Thats why we need AI

This is exactly the type of person Mald was when he was a below minimum wage game tester.