Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 57 23.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 76 31.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 29 12.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 75 31.3%

  • Total voters
    240
I'm rooting for Aaron simply because I dont want nick to get any W's

Foolish and dumb as Aaron might be, a W for Nick is a W for evil. I find it utterly mystifying that the good burghers of Minnesota don't recognize this. It's why I find it so hard to shake the suspicion that they're all suckling on the withered old money teat of the Ma Rackets Crime Syndicate.
 
suckling on the withered old money teat of the Ma Rackets
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Having a limited formal education in digital forensics and computer hacking, the notion that Nick needs to incriminate himself by admitting to anything in order for there to be a "prosecutable case" is baffling to me.

The real distinction is the one between having a "prosecutable case" and having a case worth prosecuting. Busting a crack den with children inside that's almost definitely being used for distribution is worth it. Adjudicating gay Internet drama at the federal level because one queer exposed his former fag lover's jerking off to Twister porn is not, even if it's a slam dunk case. From the prosecutor perspective, Nick's case, even if we hate to admit it, could be characterized as an isolated incident. Prosecuting it arguably doesn't prevent future criminality and therefore doesn't warrant the limited resources of prosecutors.

Even if Moody and Melton are IDF level ultra-hackers, Nick is not and Nick almost definitely permanently incriminated himself the moment he committed the crimes. He probably used the Google built-in mechanisms to extract account information so they'll know where and when it was extracted and it'd be trivial to establish that he wouldn't have had permission to extract that information. But that still requires some work, and even trivial work requires incentive.

There's no incentive here. No one at the agency is going to dap you up because you did the extra legwork on proving that homosexual lawyer humiliated his butt buddy to 20 onlookers. They care more about interstate commerce issues anyways. If it was an executive at Target whose account was left logged in and Nick accessed that for corporate espionage that we all found out about, he'd already be in cuffs. Same "crime" (hypothetically), different motivation to prosecute.

Circling back to Moody and Melton, allowing someone else to connect to the device and commit the crime does not prevent culpability. If you allow someone to connect to your device, you're authorizing their access, which would include access to Aaron's information. That's the same reason why if a pajeet scammer accesses your computer remotely and then drains your bank accounts, you can't do anything about it... because you foolishly authorized them to take your money. Same concept.

Foolish and dumb as Aaron might be, a W for Nick is a W for evil.
Every passing day I believe more that Nick is some Styxhexenhammer-tier Devil worshipper who wants to perform blood moon rituals to have their enemies killed. Even if Nick isn't literally doing that shit, his psyche is becoming one and the same as someone who does that shit. He has lost the love in his soul and subsists on hatred.
 
Foolish and dumb as Aaron might be, a W for Nick is a W for evil. I find it utterly mystifying that the good burghers of Minnesota don't recognize this. It's why I find it so hard to shake the suspicion that they're all suckling on the withered old money teat of the Ma Rackets Crime Syndicate.
Minnesota's government at a local, county, and state level worships evil. Simple as.
 
Sometimes the bad guys win in real life.

Agreed, but also so what?

Which isn't to say you're on the 'balldo Ws are the holocaust' camp (I don't think you are), but Nick getting a W over his ex-boyfriend isnt much of a W.

Dunking on Aaron does absolutely nothing to further the Balldo agenda. He doesn't gain anything, the fans won't be back, his brain cells are fried, he's stuck in a loveless marriage because his wife refuses to divorce him, his kids hate him, etc.

Nick is on the DSP perpetually sinking ship, there's no savaging it.

That being said, I think his conduct since the HRO was started might tilt things towards the judge siding with Aaron. Assuming its presented correctly (lol lmao, rainbow sticker, etc) Nick going around with other people to see if Aaron is at the gym/encouraging harassment is probably enough to get it granted.

And violating it while it was in effect should already be an issue, it just won't be because this weird retarded state is incompetent.
 
As been said before. We may know a lot, the judge is just at their job
That is the trick with managing this thread's expectation. We're all autists who try to codify the minutia of Nick's every retarded take and spiteful move. Nick and his cohorts do the same with Aaron.

The judge is an overworked cog in the judicial machine, they don't give a shit about our relentless Book of Grudges. Aaron's job is to distil and concentrate a liquid sea of autism into a solid block of pungent facts to shove under the judge's nose with the hopes they wretch up a HRO from their bowels. I am very guilty of hyping up the thread to the result of nothing, but I enjoy a good show. Better to be disappointed then doompilled I think.
 
He’s basically admitting here that he switched between Google accounts on the same browser profile, which inherently requires an online connection to communicate with Google’s servers. This switch means he either:
  1. Logged into Aaron’s account by re-entering credentials he had no authorization to use, or
  2. Exploited pre-existing OAuth tokens to gain passwordless access to Aaron’s account.

Great write up.
Just wanted to add here, some browsers do store and fill in username and password automatically. Nick may have been exploiting that, which I’m sure he’d weasel word into not technically using his password.
 
To me at least, Moody probably sat back on the fence and let events occur without the opportunity to be accused of conspiring with or preventing it. IIRC in Breaking Balldo News' post about the NLO Discord, Moody openly speculated that Nick actually committed the crime and that it was real.
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Melton and Aaron is his passion project, he can easily eject himself out of this entire sphere whenever he wants to.
Fair, but Moody is smart enough to create plausable deniability. He's crafty as hell.

Agreed, but also so what?
I think what we have here is a difference in how we find Nick to be entertainment as a lolcow, and these groupings are not mutually exclusive:
  • Crowd 1 (you and others): Enjoyment of watching his numbers dwindle as he sinks himself into a swamp of vindictive nothingness.
  • Crowd 2 (me and others): A desire for some justice; sympathy for Nick's "victims", even Aaron.
Crowd 2 believes - yup, I'm going to say it - 'there's no perfect victim' but before you laugh at the meme, holy shit, there's been a lot of them: Monty, Dear John, Elissa, Momma K, Keanu, Aaron, Nick's kids, (probably) Kayla, Faran, a judge, cops, CPS workers, Sean, Kurt, Dan Sletta, Null - who am I forgetting? Probably a few.

Was his behavior always criminal? No, but it's a clear pattern of behavior.

Watching Aaron - however retarded - go down at the hands of Nick's lawfare is maddening. We all watched this play out in real time. It's absurd that he's facing jail time. He is the only one who left the madness of that drug fueled polycule and spoke up about the insanity.

Is it stupid to expect some justice? Probably. I'll give you that, but this is very frustrating to watch as Nick takes a victory lap.
 
The second Aaron found out about the unauthorized access and distribution of his personal emails and financial information he should have stfu buried this faggot. Especially after he knew Balldo jumped at the first sliver of chance he had to put him behind bars and ruin his life.
That's part of why Aaron's such a big target

Because he won't fight back in any meaningful way
 
Great write up.
Just wanted to add here, some browsers do store and fill in username and password automatically. Nick may have been exploiting that, which I’m sure he’d weasel word into not technically using his password.

Nick's pilpul and equivocation is something that makes me MATI, but also has probably hindered his ability to make long-term friendships. It is his ultimate get-out-of-responsibility-card that he uses to escape all accountability. 'I never *said* X...' gets very disingenuous and annoying quickly, and people learn to avoid him and actively distrust him.
 
Is dueling illegal in Minnesota? The most equitable solution would be pistols at dawn.
Some dumb balldowasher: But Mr. Dixieland Buckaroo!
Me: That's Dr. Dixieland Buckaroo.
Some dumb balldowasher: Sorry, Doctor! But Nick isn't allowed to use or own firearms.
Me: I know what I said.
 
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Is it stupid to expect some justice? Probably. I'll give you that, but this is very frustrating to watch as Nick takes a victory lap.

That's fair, but I enjoy the sort of perpetual hell he's created for himself enough to offset his occasional victory over other retards.

Nick is perpetually cursed to circle the drain, always seething at what his own actions have lost him, until he either kills himself or fades off the internet once his parents or society forces him to get a real job.

Until then, I get to laugh at this retard shouting at ceiling cats about how everyone but himself has ruined his life. 4 years and 6ish months of the probation sword hanging over his neck, I think he gets Bossman'd by year 3 and spends the rest of his life constantly getting wrist slapped and his probation extended.
 
Is dueling illegal in Minnesota? The most equitable solution would be pistols at dawn.
Some dumb balldowasher: But Mr. Dixieland Buckaroo!
Me: That's Dr. Dixieland Buckaroo.
Some dumb balldowasher: Sorry, Doctor! But Nick isn't allowed to use or own firearms.
Me: I know what I said.
Blackpowder doesn't count as firearms when it comes to buying or owning them, generally speaking.

Not sure how if that works when you're legally not allowed to own firearms and I'm too lazy to google it.

So good ol blackpowder dueling pistols.
 
In a violent turn of topic, what the fuck is Nick going to cover now?

The Read trial was a disaster, the Diddy trial was a nothingburger, Nick is too uninformed to cover contemporary news stories and he's too insecure about his legal knowledge to cover Supreme Court outcomes like Kurt and Sean.

He can't overly indulge in Meltonite shitting on Aaron. He's not got any worthwhile stories to hand over to Dick Masterson.

I vote for a new round of MasterChef. That was a fun time, though naturally I defer to the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil and it's permanent veto on Rekieta content.
 
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