Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,640 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,930 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,275
A VPN you set up yourself has lots of uses, like accessing a work network remotely or as I have done accessing your homelab/NAS remotely.
I hate the proliferation of that term among techboys. You can open any LTT video and they’ll be talking about your “home lab”. Bro you’re running a linux mint server on a spare computer. It’s not a laboratory.
 
I hate the proliferation of that term among techboys. You can open any LTT video and they’ll be talking about your “home lab”. Bro you’re running a linux mint server on a spare computer. It’s not a laboratory.
This and the amount of social media accounts of said techboys whose comments are just filled with bot comments of fire emjois n other shit. Like motherfucker, you are not doing your daily work on a modified PSP with ubuntu on it.
 
Real programmers don't care about this. There's really nothing wrong with preallocating an array with 1000 elements. This was fine even in the 2000s. To put into perspective how little this matters to real developers, in C, an array with 1000 32 bit integers is consuming 4000 *bytes*. That's 4 kilobytes of RAM, exactly. That is such an obscenely small amount of memory in today's computers that no real developer will care, because it'd be a waste of time to do so. This is actually one of the few *smart* things Mald has done, since he will not need to worry about going back and re-sizing the array.
I'm pretty sure that game maker script allows for arrays to be dynamically resized, he isnt seeding the array so he can avoid having to worry about its size, hes doing it so he can define each element's value using a literal as an index value, hes a fucking retard.
 
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I lack critical information (I joined just to shit on Mald)

Context on the ISP thing?
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I hope it goes through so this dude can piss and shit himself in a spergout.
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A tepid response from EA and Activision paid groups gets this guy feeling vindicated?
What a fucking retard.

Fuck, lol. I know rekieta rocketed into being a lolcow, but jason seems worse since hes IN THE SPOTLIGHT doing all this.
For all Mald's flaws, his awful nepo sociopathy behavior, and general rekietaisms..
At least he didn't have kids and didn't feed them cocaine micro doses. So he has that going for him.

That said if he's up for newbie awards. Or any awards rekieta, isn't He has my vote. He has earned it.

VPNs are not really for privacy. It's for accessing resources on one private network from another network. Say you don't want to expose your office file server to the Internet, but still want to access it from your house. You can use a VPN to connect to the office network and reach the file server as if you were there.

I am an expert. Check out my diagram. I learned from the best.
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BIG I spotted!

Null would be proud.
 
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Why exactly is Thor so against this initiative
Best guess is that he saw ross' sub and view numbers and he thought he could quash him like a bug for a cheap thrill. now he is stuck holding that position because he is a gay retarded narcissistic nigger that is literally incapable of genuine introspection or humility.
 
In the theme of how Jason often wants both opposites at the same time:
Maldavius wants his own fishbowl, where no bigger fish lives, and all the other little fishies are impressed with him.
And since the faggot has 15 paid sycophants keeping his depressive fishbowl as shallow as possible, there is no depth to the man.
Nor is there depth to his game, code, projects, his beliefs, ideas, stories, or even his voice.

His community of "200,000+" are lost swarmlets in a piss puddle.
 
Best guess is that he saw ross' sub and view numbers and he thought he could quash him like a bug for a cheap thrill. now he is stuck holding that position because he is a gay retarded narcissistic nigger that is literally incapable of genuine introspection or humility.
Bigger reason is his (previous) position with a live service game, and connection to blizzard, whos ALSO against it. Basically hes an industry plant
 
I don't think Mald understood or cared about SKG at all and deliberately said a hot take since he was streaming. Since he's never wrong he can't change what he said so has to stand by it. He disregarded Ross because he sees him as beneath him and figured Ross has no reach so everyone would move on. I don't think it's deep at all. He is a corpo shill though so maybe he wanted to say the right things to be sponsor friendly, he always shills for games he sponsors beyond what's publicly expected of the sponsorship.
 
Why exactly is Thor so against this initiative? Is it purely on "nepo baby" mentality alone, and/or because he has some holdout belief that blizzard will rehire him?
He certainly doesn't want Blizzard to rehire him, given that Heartbound features a hellish office level as one of the first (and so far only) levels in the entire game. He hated working an easy nepobaby office job so much that hell is how he views office work and Blizzard now.

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Remember how fast he jumped to conclusions with that Apex Legends remote code execution hack live on stage? Doesn't matter that he got everything completely wrong. As soon as something pops into his mind, that thought immediately becomes the truth to him and he has no qualms about vomiting it out to millions. Why? Because narcissists fucking hate having to save face. They fucking hate being proven wrong. But at the same time, they love everything that they can possibly attribute to themselves so deeply and innately. Combined together, they invent bullshit like it's nothing.

So, with SKG, he ended up doing the same thing again. Glance at something for five seconds, do zero research, don't process a single word that anybody is actively saying, then immediately invent a conclusion that makes him look good. People tell him "isn't this tidbit incorrect?" and his ego says "eat my entire ass" out of sheer reflex. Now that it's all biting him in the entire ass, what does he do? Quintuple down like the lolcow he truly is instead of admit "sorry, I misunderstood."

Narcissism is your answer. Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down in his mind, he cannot sincerely admit fault. He's clearly been like this his entire life, and he'll certainly continue being like this for the rest of his life. Now that's funny.
 
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Thread has grown super fast and I have been doing my best to keep up, but might have missed it... Have we heard from Mald's ex housemate since he went "viral" for SKG faggotry? It would be interesting to hear her take on the new developments. Perhaps some inside info on how he is acting away from the public. I assume they still run in the same circles and their common friends/acquaintances are TALKING.
 
He also turned his son into the poster child for narcissistic personality disorder. I have no idea what went down, but I guarantee you Jason did not have a happy childhood.
None of us shall ever know. It's theoretically possible that some otherwise highly functional people born without defects grow up in a well adjusted family and still end up with a severe personality disorder, I've just never seen it before.
Their respectful relationship does not appear that his dad was at all abusive. He likely was a meek 70's DnD nerd that got to live out his dream career like much of Blizzard's founders and had no substantial issues himself, and was thrilled to instill in his son those nerdy passions. I think like most boomers they provided their children a happy childhood while leaving them completely ill-prepared for modern day adulthood, with nepotism being the obvious example. It was California in the 90's-00's, peak economy and Americanism for a white suburban family, meaning Thor was likely never humbled before in his life. Even if he was humiliated out of the nepo game testing position initially like he claims, he probably just continued living at home, so it's not like it would have required any actual introspection. They probably thought their freeloading son was such an entrepreneur with his Second Life and other garbage, not far off from how Blizzard and other garage companies were founded, and unfortunately he did eventually luck into making it big, so there's really no hope for his ego now until the Twitch bubble pops.
 
Their respectful relationship does not appear that his dad was at all abusive. He likely was a meek 70's DnD nerd that got to live out his dream career like much of Blizzard's founders and had no substantial issues himself, and was thrilled to instill in his son those nerdy passions. I think like most boomers they provided their children a happy childhood while leaving them completely ill-prepared for modern day adulthood, with nepotism being the obvious example. It was California in the 90's-00's, peak economy and Americanism for a white suburban family, meaning Thor was likely never humbled before in his life. Even if he was humiliated out of the nepo game testing position initially like he claims, he probably just continued living at home, so it's not like it would have required any actual introspection. They probably thought their freeloading son was such an entrepreneur with his Second Life and other garbage, not far off from how Blizzard and other garage companies were founded, and unfortunately he did eventually luck into making it big, so there's really no hope for his ego now until the Twitch bubble pops.
Dad was probably never around and not spending time parenting him. Mald was likely spoiled by his mother and resents her for it (because he is an egocentric faggot). She remarried or something at some point. He never talks about her, which is odd. He is fucked in the head, and although he is a spoiled nepo baby, he was not parented and hence he developed into a trash person he is today.

Parent your kids, kiwis.
 
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