Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 26 6.1%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 207 48.5%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 100 23.4%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 94 22.0%
  • Total voters
    427
McSneaks said:
She could make the entire soundtrack complete with whimsical fables literally for free (or worst case $10) on suno instead of trying to wrangle crackaddicts
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I think she skips this part entirely. I don't think there was any music in her films. Even the song in Woggy's origin story was a cappella.
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
I think she skips this part entirely. I don't think there was any music in her films. Even the song in Woggy's origin story was a cappella.
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There's music, but as I recall it's very basic one instrument tinkling accompanying the singing. You can almost miss it, it's only noticeable between words really.
 
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Spastic Cologne said:
bugshit
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laughed too hard at this one lol

Isn't she breaking the 30-day shipping rule for her merchandise? Typically you're required to ship out items that you sell within 30 days of the order date, unless you give a specific date otherwise. Her saying "soon" is not a specific date. She's also required to provide the option for refunds for the orders she cannot fulfill. Obviously she will likely never fulfill the orders because she's selling them for less than they cost to make (FTC). Has anyone tried to get a refund for their Wogglebug plushie? If she refuses. it could be getting her in some trouble.

If she is incapable of selling merchandise what makes her think she can hire someone to make a movie? She's already failed to pay voice actors and artists as we've seen. She's overly ambitious without the means to make these goals happen. She's actively scamming people and she knows it. It's not a "oh she doesn't know better" thing. She's lying and she knows it.

ps if the movie gets made i cant wait for the wogglebug x frogman love scene xoxo
 
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Starbuxxx said:
Fun(?) fact, yesterday would've been her father's 100th birthday.
Her grandfather, Charles Hapney, was born in 1881.
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Known as "The Chandler Effect", the phenomena of rotten old sperm creating the most delusional of man/womanchildren has been well documented.
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Juan Números said:
Gotta be real, I didn't have the wogglemom human trafficking arc in my 2025 bets.

Now, for the next wogglepoll, with again a question without any interest and an answer without consequence:
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I would love to see what she would put in such app but it's not happening.
 
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I'm sure she's gotten hooked by some scammer in a third world country who's offered to make an app for her. The email account I used to use when I did political consulting has been tied to domain registrar accounts that have held tons of URLs over the years, and to this day I constantly see emails from Indian "app developers" in the spam box wanting to make an app for my "business" which doesn't even exist; it wouldn't surprise me if Cherie got the same sort of email and didn't even seek them out.
 
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Picklechu said:
I'm sure she's gotten hooked by some scammer in a third world country who's offered to make an app for her. The email account I used to use when I did political consulting has been tied to domain registrar accounts that have held tons of URLs over the years, and to this day I constantly see emails from Indian "app developers" in the spam box wanting to make an app for my "business" which doesn't even exist; it wouldn't surprise me if Cherie got the same sort of email and didn't even seek them out.
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I have a website except it's private you can't see shit without an invite, not listed in Google, etc. and I constantly get emails from shitskins going "wow I was reading you website and much impress, I optimize SEO for you and build pages and even iphone appstore!!!!" so I wouldn't doubt if she has a crack specialist team on it as we speak

Hopefully it has Gacha mechanics where you can unlock randomized children for the Woggle to predate on
 
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Juan Números said:
Gotta be real, I didn't have the wogglemom human trafficking arc in my 2025 bets.

Now, for the next wogglepoll, with again a question without any interest and an answer without consequence:
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You may laugh, but Woggle AI is the future. It will say the most gay things imaginable when you ask it about Frogman.
 
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