Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,640 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,930 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,275
Yea you'd think the guy who streams 19 hours every day who is being swatted by someone who obviously knows who he is...would have it happen during his stream. Not only is it just incredibly likely in general because of the ratio of hours online vs. not and the times he's doing it, the person doing it obviously knows him and could see his schedule. All other streamers got swatted during their streams, almost like that's half the point. Werid.

So we have Mald who streams 19 hours a day (and sleeps 4) but also gets swatted offscreen and also does all his developing offscreen and also does all this other stuff in that literal 1 hour period. k
You're using critical thinking skills. Maldy's ideal audience doesn't do that, it's plebs who view Youtube Shorts where he says something that sounds vaguely correct.
 
Yea you'd think the guy who streams 19 hours every day who is being swatted by someone who obviously knows who he is...would have it happen during his stream. Not only is it just incredibly likely in general because of the ratio of hours online vs. not and the times he's doing it, the person doing it obviously knows him and could see his schedule. All other streamers got swatted during their streams, almost like that's half the point. Werid.

So we have Mald who streams 19 hours a day (and sleeps 4) but also gets swatted offscreen and also does all his developing offscreen and also does all this other stuff in that literal 1 hour period. k
I'll be honest, when he was talking about the swatting and harassment and shit he legit sounded like he was two steps from breaking down, like I believed it for a second dealing with trauma dumpers. If that's entirely made up then bitch really is a good actor.
 
Also, since the roach is 100% reading every single post in this thread, we should also place bets on when he'll start posturing and hyping up a "huge code rewrite" to Heartbound that takes into account everything we've criticized his code for, but he mysteriously chooses to stay completely silent on where he got the ideas from.
Not only the refactor would be hard work, it would necessitate delegating control. Two things Mald can't do.
That being said, there's no limits to his lies, so it's possible he goes in that direction to stall for more time.

I'm pessimistic on this. I think there will be no Heartbound, nor there ever was.
It's just a shallow-deep jumbled mess of GameMaker demo code.
Funnily, the only real thing about the game is the OST, which Mald didn't worked on, and has been relying on to give some concrete reality to the game for years.
 
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Yea you'd think the guy who streams 19 hours every day who is being swatted by someone who obviously knows who he is...would have it happen during his stream. Not only is it just incredibly likely in general because of the ratio of hours online vs. not and the times he's doing it, the person doing it obviously knows him and could see his schedule. All other streamers got swatted during their streams, almost like that's half the point. Werid.

So we have Mald who streams 19 hours a day (and sleeps 4) but also gets swatted offscreen and also does all his developing offscreen and also does all this other stuff in that literal 1 hour period. k
so true. People dont swat people when they are not live. Where is the enjoyment? That is kinda like a dream, you think about it but it is not real. It gives better ways to harras maldy. He is allready so close to a meltdown. Maybe then we reach the goal of the poll
 
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LinkedIn says he was a social engineering penetration tester soooo....
Exactly. Hes a lying sociopath whos drawn success by being a CONVINCING fraud on twitch.

If you are convinced purely because he seems emotional talking about being swatted, you are a moron. Especially given his track record

We want ACTUAL proof, which is why I pinged null about it. Even if it PROVES he was swatted, I'd much rather have that than nothing.
 
LinkedIn says he was a social engineering penetration tester soooo....
we know he's a penetration tester alright. forget what MATI stream it was, it aired like 2~3 months ago, but Null (and the forum) screencapped an old picture of Thor recording his living conditions like a decade ago where what looks like a dildo in the form of a ferret dick is on a dresser in frame looooooooool
 
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we know he's a penetration tester alright. forget what MATI stream it was, it aired like 2~3 months ago, but Null (and the forum) screencapped an old picture of Thor recording his living conditions like a decade ago where what looks like a dildo in the form of a ferret dick is on a dresser in frame looooooooool
1. That happened on June 27th MATI episode (from 2:11:07)
2. That image is not from Mald, it's from his roommate.
 
any chance you can contact hardin here? TLDR mald claims he was swatted TWICE last week , im 90% sure he wasn't, he refuses to provide police reports (or any proof).....Basically can you see if hardin can uncover anything? I figure it would be significantly less work than most of his tasks, and swatted or not, I think we ALL want to know what happened if he has the power to uncover ANYTHING.

So can HE do a FOIA?

I thought someone was going through the process of an FOIA?
 
It's hard to keep track of what he lies about and what he doesn't, so I've put together a professional project tracker for MaldBound:

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If he did get swatted last tuesday then the Tacoma Washington police department might confirm thats true pretty soon. If I don't have any luck, Im gonna ask dear feeder for help sense he has more experience with foia requests.
 
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I see. gotcha. Sorry null for pinging again if that was redundant.....

Though, we never heard anything back did we??
 
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we know he's a penetration tester alright. forget what MATI stream it was, it aired like 2~3 months ago, but Null (and the forum) screencapped an old picture of Thor recording his living conditions like a decade ago where what looks like a dildo in the form of a ferret dick is on a dresser in frame looooooooool
It's a terracotta gnome from Ikea. Which I'm pretty sure they discontinued ages ago because people kept using them as dildos. In the picture there's a big dookie stain on it, which is ironic because you are supposed to paint them but here has painted it with his poop.
 
when he was talking about the swatting and harassment and shit he legit sounded like he was two steps from breaking down
He's been assblasted by everyone on Youtube, including Charlie whom Jason managed to enrage with his reddit-tier tweets. He's officially the new lolcow in town sitting among the likes of DSP and YandereDev and the internet is shitting on him nonstop. His ego was torn to shreds then the shreds set on fire then the ashes chucked into the blessed waters of India. He looks like he's about to cry because he recieved the humbling of a lifetime, not because a cop politely knocked at his door (as he claimed) to check if he was cosplaying as Kurt Cobain.
 
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