Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Pig Man's online and oinkin once more
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Fuck I love these ultra specific denials :story:
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"I post selfies whenever I like and always have, stalker" Pls take the bait you rotund fuck....I got a whole bunch more GIMP shoops to chop up
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EDIT: Almost missed this one lol
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>ultra specific denials
>explicitly doesn't deny that the driver was a POC


Lmao so he really did oink out at at some poor negroid. Black Jackie was right, PatricKKK is a menace.
 
pig man is incredibly and unironically fucking autistic
Personally I don't agree with this take. I don't think Pat is autistic, he is too able to function in society day-to-day. Yes he's an angry asshole to random people, but most angry assholes aren't autistic and most autists aren't angry assholes. He doesn't have any hyperfixations, nothing that he is obsessed about understanding or communicating with others*. By contrast, he is obsessed with everyone thinking that he is an expert in every single subject there is, while demonstrating no actual interest in actually becoming an expert on any of those things. Basically the opposite of an autist.

*While he is obsessed with his war with the stalkers, he knows little about it, and doesn't do the classic autistic sperg-out/infodump. He doesn't do much research or quote massive amounts of law the way an autist would. Jackie Singh, with her over-complex conspiracy theories and rambling paragraphs of bullshit, fits the mould of autism much better.

Pat is a sociopath. He is capable of superficial charm and social functioning, which is how he was able to persuade 2 women to marry him as well as weaselling his way onto Discovery programs, into the SFWA, and other places that a proper autist wouldn't be able to navigate.

Autists seek knowledge, Pat seeks the appearance of knowledge and expertise because he is obsessed with social status and labels that promote his personal "brand". He doesn't care if he actually understands anything he talks about or masters any skills. He just wants other people to think he has. That's another difference between him and an autist - autists don't care what other people think of them, Pat is absolutely fucking obsessed with it. Autists aren't interested in the social hierarchy, many reject it altogether. Pat has nothing else. There's a void where he soul should be, that consists entirely of what he believes other people perceive him to be.

I think the reasons Pat's sociopathy is mistaken for autism are two-fold. Firstly, he is clearly obsessive, a trait that we associate with autists. But it's a different kind of obsession, that seems to have more in common with OCD and other Cluster A conditions. Look at the way he wants to correcT the record, going back over months-old tweets to Prison the Stalker Childs. An autist would eventually recognise the futility of that, and the mockery would eventually cause them to change course - Pat keeps trying the same things over and over. It's more like a ritual for him, narcissistic magical thinking that if he says it often enough, it will become true. He believes that what he says defines what is real, a sign of sociopathic solipsism (the belief that they are the only people who are really self-conscious, leading them to think that they are the only people that matter). OCD sufferers do what they do because they believe that something bad will happen if they don't perform their rituals (those things often being unconnected to the ritual itself, such as someone believing that their children will die in car crashes if they don't clean all the ornaments in their house). I think Pat's Prisoning and kneejerk denial of obvious facts speak to that kind of belief, that everything will come crashing down for him in some way if a single Stalker Child goes Unprisoned or a single Police report is not denied.

The second is that Pat is very stupid. He doesn't behave like most people's idea of a sociopath because he's as incompetent at sociopathy as he is at everything else. Whilst he has the drive and obsession to control the narrative and paint himself as a modern-day Renaissance Man, he isn't smart or well enough emotionally regulated to pull it off. His arrogance and narcissism blind him from really understanding how other people see him (see also: Pirate Software), whereas the successful sociopath can more accurately gauge when they're failing at persuading people and changing their approach. Pat can only think of "Nuh-uh", so that's what he does, over and over again, and he lacks the intelligence to really understand how and why it's not working, plus his obsessive traits bring him back over and over to the same solutions. Sociopaths spend all their time engineering their own social images and climbing social ladders, and that's what Pat does too, he's just really incompetent and unsuccessful at it. I also think his alcoholism has contributed, he's too sozzled or hung-over all day to manage his image as effectively as he did 7 or 8 years ago when he was more successful, before Norm/11 and the Lappening. Alcoholic brain damage could also help explain why his obsessive traits have worsened over time as well, his mind is too fogged by booze to think of new approaches any more.

Let's take a random example - Pat cheating in the Milwaukee half-marathon. Why would an autist get into distance running? They might get hyperfixated on fitness, nutrition and improving their times and technique. They may also enjoy running on a sensory level, or meet like-minded obsessives to sperg about running with. None of those would give an autist any motivation to cheat in a run where there is no money on the line. In fact autists would be more likely to be obsessed with the rules and making sure everyone obeys them. Now think of the sociopath, someone obsessed with how they are perceived, and the glory and status of performing well in a race, while believing that they are the only person that matters. Absolutely they would cheat. Running is boring and hurts. They're not interested in getting fit or improving their times, they just want people to think they are cool and successful. So they cheat. All the desired results for less effort. Pat's behaviour here massively favours the sociopathy theory over the autism theory.

tl ; dr: I don't think Pat is an autist. The evidence much more strongly support him being a low-IQ sociopath with obsessive traits.

Also he's fat.
 
Personally I don't agree with this take. I don't think Pat is autistic, he is too able to function in society day-to-day. Yes he's an angry asshole to random people, but most angry assholes aren't autistic and most autists aren't angry assholes. He doesn't have any hyperfixations, nothing that he is obsessed about understanding or communicating with others*. By contrast, he is obsessed with everyone thinking that he is an expert in every single subject there is, while demonstrating no actual interest in actually becoming an expert on any of those things. Basically the opposite of an autist.

*While he is obsessed with his war with the stalkers, he knows little about it, and doesn't do the classic autistic sperg-out/infodump. He doesn't do much research or quote massive amounts of law the way an autist would. Jackie Singh, with her over-complex conspiracy theories and rambling paragraphs of bullshit, fits the mould of autism much better.

Pat is a sociopath. He is capable of superficial charm and social functioning, which is how he was able to persuade 2 women to marry him as well as weaselling his way onto Discovery programs, into the SFWA, and other places that a proper autist wouldn't be able to navigate.

Autists seek knowledge, Pat seeks the appearance of knowledge and expertise because he is obsessed with social status and labels that promote his personal "brand". He doesn't care if he actually understands anything he talks about or masters any skills. He just wants other people to think he has. That's another difference between him and an autist - autists don't care what other people think of them, Pat is absolutely fucking obsessed with it. Autists aren't interested in the social hierarchy, many reject it altogether. Pat has nothing else. There's a void where he soul should be, that consists entirely of what he believes other people perceive him to be.

I think the reasons Pat's sociopathy is mistaken for autism are two-fold. Firstly, he is clearly obsessive, a trait that we associate with autists. But it's a different kind of obsession, that seems to have more in common with OCD and other Cluster A conditions. Look at the way he wants to correcT the record, going back over months-old tweets to Prison the Stalker Childs. An autist would eventually recognise the futility of that, and the mockery would eventually cause them to change course - Pat keeps trying the same things over and over. It's more like a ritual for him, narcissistic magical thinking that if he says it often enough, it will become true. He believes that what he says defines what is real, a sign of sociopathic solipsism (the belief that they are the only people who are really self-conscious, leading them to think that they are the only people that matter). OCD sufferers do what they do because they believe that something bad will happen if they don't perform their rituals (those things often being unconnected to the ritual itself, such as someone believing that their children will die in car crashes if they don't clean all the ornaments in their house). I think Pat's Prisoning and kneejerk denial of obvious facts speak to that kind of belief, that everything will come crashing down for him in some way if a single Stalker Child goes Unprisoned or a single Police report is not denied.

The second is that Pat is very stupid. He doesn't behave like most people's idea of a sociopath because he's as incompetent at sociopathy as he is at everything else. Whilst he has the drive and obsession to control the narrative and paint himself as a modern-day Renaissance Man, he isn't smart or well enough emotionally regulated to pull it off. His arrogance and narcissism blind him from really understanding how other people see him (see also: Pirate Software), whereas the successful sociopath can more accurately gauge when they're failing at persuading people and changing their approach. Pat can only think of "Nuh-uh", so that's what he does, over and over again, and he lacks the intelligence to really understand how and why it's not working, plus his obsessive traits bring him back over and over to the same solutions. Sociopaths spend all their time engineering their own social images and climbing social ladders, and that's what Pat does too, he's just really incompetent and unsuccessful at it. I also think his alcoholism has contributed, he's too sozzled or hung-over all day to manage his image as effectively as he did 7 or 8 years ago when he was more successful, before Norm/11 and the Lappening. Alcoholic brain damage could also help explain why his obsessive traits have worsened over time as well, his mind is too fogged by booze to think of new approaches any more.

Let's take a random example - Pat cheating in the Milwaukee half-marathon. Why would an autist get into distance running? They might get hyperfixated on fitness, nutrition and improving their times and technique. They may also enjoy running on a sensory level, or meet like-minded obsessives to sperg about running with. None of those would give an autist any motivation to cheat in a run where there is no money on the line. In fact autists would be more likely to be obsessed with the rules and making sure everyone obeys them. Now think of the sociopath, someone obsessed with how they are perceived, and the glory and status of performing well in a race, while believing that they are the only person that matters. Absolutely they would cheat. Running is boring and hurts. They're not interested in getting fit or improving their times, they just want people to think they are cool and successful. So they cheat. All the desired results for less effort. Pat's behaviour here massively favours the sociopathy theory over the autism theory.

tl ; dr: I don't think Pat is an autist. The evidence much more strongly support him being a low-IQ sociopath with obsessive traits.

Also he's fat.
I have considered much of what you said before, and even compared him with my own IRL experiences with a shitbag psychopath/sociopath uncle so honestly I would not especially disagree with too much of it.

The reason I suspect autism plays at least some part in the Freudian Phatasm that is pig man's psyche is both because of how hilariously lacking in filter he is and how hyperfixated he is on endlessly repeating the exact same insults and threats and quips with the exact same syntax and sentence structure and even fucking intonations given the audio clips we have of him, which are two factors I have only seen to this degree with severe autists I have encountered IRL or observed via the internet.

To use anuddah anecdotal specimen from my past which I think I might have mentioned before, there was a kid I went to school with in the early 00s who aside from being the first weeb I ever met in hindsight (first red flag here) was insanely fixated on Family Guy to the point where just about everything he said was a quote from the show or as time went on a series of stitched together quotes from the show....and keep in mind this was back when there were only like 3 Seasons of the show out and we still lived in the tail end of Dial Up and yet his obsession with the show exceeded that of currentyear sperg zoomers you find writing sobbing melodramatic novella length breakdowns in youtube comment sections about how unfair Petah is to Meg and how Meg should go and study marine biology at the university of california or somesuch. Just like pig man, he was fanatical in keeping to the exact same set of quips and exact same tones and sentance structure and such for the years I knew him.

The problem we have in armchair diagnosis is that he is such a fat fucking failure of a human being while also being phenomenally weird in ways especially hard to pin down to any particular disorder, so we are left grasping at straws or trying to slowly narrow him down by ruling out shit he almost certainly is not (i.e schizophrenic, thin, straight, etc)
 
Meanwhile actual professionals
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Which merch run was this?
 
Would you trust someone to carry out a fiduciary duty when they can't even obey basic laws? You'd get your ass canned from any bank job for it.
Just being ordered to pay child support doesn't make someone unemployable. The problem arises when it's not paid, and consequences for that can take years especially for a broke dipshit like Fat Rick. I'm incredibly baffled that he managed to get a lawyer to argue that point.

As far as I'm aware, he managed to weasel his way out of everything by being a complete piece of shit and Jon and Adrienne decided to let it go rather than having to deal with him for the next 18 years. If they wanted to fight for it I'm sure they could've gotten some form of monthly payment on the books, but I totally understand why it wasn't worth it for them to bother. A small part of me wishes they would have since I'm a big fan of seeing him face the consequences for his actions.
 
tl ; dr: I don't think Pat is an autist. The evidence much more strongly support him being a low-IQ sociopath with obsessive traits.
I concur.

I suspect too that unconsciously or perhaps even semi consciously that he knows he is a dumb fucker but his sociopathic ego won’t allow him to admit this to himself.

But things that bewilder him, or indisputable evidence of his stupidity, and of course people who clearly are smarter than him while contradicting him on Twitter all fracture his ego defenses, which enrages and frustrates him.

Hence his frequent pig outs.
 
Pat isn't autistic, but I think he put on his "stealthy geek" persona of a rugged alpha male who is secretly a near-autistic geek in order to become king of the nerds. It's the only social group where a low IQ sociopath and narcissist like him could actually rise to the top, and he thought he could do it by being macho for some reason.
Well, the reason is that he's retarded.

And fat, I think that has also something to do with it.
 
Rick has had this idea of a persona that is very macho - he likes cars and guns - but wait! He plays with dinosaurs like a toddler, absolutely loves Marvel slop and as a writer does not know the names of iconic JRR Tolkien characters even though he has a LoTR tattoo (see previous posts why Tolkien himself would have disagreed with that,).
That's his idea of being a stealthy geek. Who could have guessed this hunk of a conservative was actually a geek?

His ego got destroyed by his ex-wife and her new husband who adopted his daughter and now he's playing pretend.

People fucking with him is not because he always replies, the fact that he has been swatted has nothing to do with the fact that he pisses off everyone he ever interacts with - it's all a handful of psychpaths who want him dead and also calling him fat on the internet and they are going to mega-jail forever.

He's an absolute fucking idiot. But he will not allow himself to see that because it would crush him.
 
Rick has had this idea of a persona that is very macho - he likes cars and guns - but wait! He plays with dinosaurs like a toddler, absolutely loves Marvel slop and as a writer does not know the names of iconic JRR Tolkien characters even though he has a LoTR tattoo (see previous posts why Tolkien himself would have disagreed with that,).
That's his idea of being a stealthy geek. Who could have guessed this hunk of a conservative was actually a geek?
Relevant to this, but while delving for something else in his TL I found this old xeet
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On a somehow less embarrassing note, he continues to flail fatly and gayly at Brian Keene in a multixeet oink
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To make shit easier and less "zoom in on a thousand images" I have collated it into three paragraphs.

Author @BrianKeene continues his deeply strange fixation with defaming me via his "professional" newsletter again. A few things to know. Brian does not know me, has never met me, and the one and only time we've spoken was when he called my private number without permission. A number he admitted to getting from a doxxing and cyberstalking website, after attacking me out of the blue on Twitter with no prior interactions. Brian also insists upon calling me "Rick." My name is not Rick. I have never gone by Rick. No one anywhere refers to me as Rick. No one, that is, except members of the criminal cult stalking, harassing, doxxing, impersonating, trespassing, vandalizing, defrauding, threatening, and SWATTing my family. That is members of that terroristic cult, and for some unfathomable reason, Brian Keene. Brian's judgement and behavior when it comes to his dealings with me have been problematic red flags from the word "Go," to put it mildly.

Now, as for the specific defamatory claims Brian makes in his newsletter, let's start at the beginning. Brian claims, sans any evidence, that if I cared, I would march or protest. Like the No Kings protests of June 14th, Brian? My wife and I marched that day, as we do for most every protest in the city. Here are just a few of the pictures we took on that occasion alone. If I cared, I would engage with my representatives. Like I do on a weekly basis, Brian? Calling them relentlessly and have for years, while also using my platform to encourage others to do the same, repeatedly? If I cared, I would write an op-ed. Like the dozens of op-eds I've penned for US News, The Hill, and even the NYT? Have you had multiple political op-eds published by the Times, Brian? If I cared, I would donate to political causes. Like we've done for years already, Brian?

See, Brian's problem criticizing me comes back to the very plain fact that he DOES NOT KNOW ME. While everything he thinks he knows about me has actually been a false narrative carefully spoonfed to him by the same criminals who have repeatedly tried to have my family killed. It's no accident the only people on the planet who call me "Rick" are the cult stalking us and Brian Keene. It's common for in-groups to create and share their own coded language to publicly signal support and common cause with each other while onlookers are none the wiser. Which is why Brian and the criminals also share in the false narrative about who I am, because it helps justify their abusive, even violent attacks on us if they can convince others I am as ingenuine and "performative" as they are. Fortunately, my record tells the truth. Oh, and Brian. No, we didn't need to finance our couch, or indeed any of our furniture. That is another weirdly specific delusion held and repeated by only the criminals SWATTing our home and... wait for it... you. Now, why is that? People are starting to ask.

TLDR pig man is a currentyear civil rights icon and journalist hero, and he is also extremely fat and angry about being called rick, and he repeats how fat and angry he is about being called rick repeatedly along with claiming calling him rick is proof that Brian Keene is part of a terrorist cult. Also furiously denying needing to have financed his fartcouch.

Also when Brian's success as an author, businessman, and father is mentioned Pig Man gets really fucking seethy with his oinks
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In fact, further to his frustrations, the persistent fucking with him by sms must have really infuriated him because he kept falling for it.

The original tapes on which Bart Simpson’s calls to Moe were based worked because the unfortunate target was an ex boxer who had been hit so much it made him a bit slow on the uptake.


Fatrick doesn’t actually have the excuse of having been a boxer, just an actual tough guy who wins fights with merely a stern gaze, so when it dawned on him that he had fallen for yet another prank text like a fucking halfwit, he would only be able to oink in rage.
 
Autists seek knowledge, Pat seeks the appearance of knowledge and expertise because he is obsessed with social status and labels that promote his personal "brand". He doesn't care if he actually understands anything he talks about or masters any skills. He just wants other people to think he has.
He has a hunger for admiration and looking knowledgeable, but is so low functioning that every time he opens his mouth on any subject, he confirms he is a complete pignoramus who knows nothing.
Just being ordered to pay child support doesn't make someone unemployable.
I didn't say it did. It's not against the law to be ordered to pay child support, although it's usually in a consent degree or some other form of agreement between the parents (at least when both parents are sane and would rather not pay the entire marital estate to lawyers). But being in arrears is definitely a violation of the law, and definitely calls into question your fitness as a fiduciary, which an insurance agent is.

Also not being fit to be a fiduciary is not "unemployable," although a lot of employers will fact look at you a lot less favorably if they get a garnishment order. A fiduciary has a certain degree of decorum to maintain. And depending on the agency, at least in some cases the agent is directly responsible for collecting money and transmitting it to the agency (not sure about Pat's situation). Would you want someone who can't even support their children who is in immense amounts of debt handling your money?

I'll note I was assuming that Pat would willfully refuse to pay child support, if ordered, because of what a fat worthless pig man he is, much as he willfully refused to pay Quasi.

This scenario never happened (thanks to no child support because his ex would prefer no pig bucks to having the pig man in her life and the life of her daughter).
(see previous posts why Tolkien himself would have disagreed with that,).
The Black Speech tattoo is Rick's Sonichu medallion. Imagine having evidence of how utterly stupid you are tattooed on your body.
 
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He has a hunger for admiration and looking knowledgeable...
...and also black children

In fact, further to his frustrations, the persistent fucking with him by sms must have really infuriated him because he kept falling for it.

The original tapes on which Bart Simpson’s calls to Moe were based worked because the unfortunate target was an ex boxer who had been hit so much it made him a bit slow on the uptake.


Fatrick doesn’t actually have the excuse of having been a boxer, just an actual tough guy who wins fights with merely a stern gaze, so when it dawned on him that he had fallen for yet another prank text like a fucking halfwit, he would only be able to oink in rage.
Genuinely feeling a little sentimental at this reminder that trolling easily riled retards into amusing reactions while niggas come together to enjoy the fireworks from the sidelines is shit that long predates the internet. We are but the latest link in the great chain of tard baiting and cataloguing stretching back through the ages.
 
He has a hunger for admiration and looking knowledgeable, but is so low functioning that every time he opens his mouth on any subject, he confirms he is a complete pignoramus who knows nothing.

I didn't say it did. It's not against the law to be ordered to pay child support, although it's usually in a consent degree or some other form of agreement between the parents (at least when both parents are sane and would rather not pay the entire marital estate to lawyers). But being in arrears is definitely a violation of the law, and definitely calls into question your fitness as a fiduciary, which an insurance agent is.

Also not being fit to be a fiduciary is not "unemployable," although a lot of employers will fact look at you a lot less favorably if they get a garnishment order. A fiduciary has a certain degree of decorum to maintain. And depending on the agency, at least in some cases the agent is directly responsible for collecting money and transmitting it to the agency (not sure about Pat's situation). Would you want someone who can't even support their children who is in immense amounts of debt handling your money?

I'll note I was assuming that Pat would willfully refuse to pay child support, if ordered, because of what a fat worthless pig man he is, much as he willfully refused to pay Quasi.

This scenario never happened (thanks to no child support because his ex would prefer no pig bucks to having the pig man in her life and the life of her daughter).
Obviously I wasn’t privy to whatever was discussed or what Fatrick thought would help him, but I still maintain this was some sort of fat move by Fatrick in a vain attempt to exert control on Adrienne.

Creating some kind of flimsy but acceptable to a judge excuse to exempt him from child support is the kind of move that he thinks is 4d chess checkmate, but he fails to realize that the game is Russian roulette and he just got the angry psycho gook to put five bullets in the cylinder.
 
Creating some kind of flimsy but acceptable to a judge excuse to exempt him from child support is the kind of move that he thinks is 4d chess checkmate, but he fails to realize that the game is Russian roulette and he just got the angry psycho gook to put five bullets in the cylinder.
I'm not sure when in the proceedings they filed that, but it was ultimately mutually agreed that Rick was to surrender all parental rights. I think the only 4d chess was getting Rick out of their lives permanently. I don't see how Rick gets any control from not having child support.

Pretty much everyone has to agree that a parent is completely worthless and there is no benefit to the child from him being involved in her life. This is usually not granted even if both parents agree.

Note that this document was entitled an "agreement," so it may have come about earlier than the final resolution.
 
don't see how Rick gets any control from not having child support.
I suspect he thought that the threat of him not being made to pay it would cause Adrienne and Jon to beg him to relent and pay it.

Then presumably they would have to accept his stipulations on conditions of paying it.

I am obviously simply speculating with no evidence other than the fact he is a fat narcissistic sociopath who would care far more about being slighted rather than the well being of his child.

Granted that isn’t proof, but I am pretty sure I am damn close to the reality.
 
If Patrick did get a justified, righteous ass whooping, especially if it was on video, he would be on Twitter two minutes after it ended saying that the fascist MAGA criminal stalkers that have been trying to kill him for seven years are now actively trying to assassinate him.
I would actually predict he'd just pull his usual DARVO crap and just pretend it never happened, and when inevitably confronted with irrefutable evidence would simply claim he ultimately defeated his enemy after the video ended and they were too ashamed to admit it on the police reports, so he "bravely" took the hit to demonstrate his toughness.

Must be a shit company if they'd fire you over child support. I remember that being posed years ago and people calling bullshit on that.
United Healthcare is indeed an absolutely shit company. Not that they'd fire/terminate someone for paying child support. Failing to pay it, on the other hand, would light some fires. Payroll and HR departments utterly fucking loathe garnishment orders. They complicate things to an obnoxious degree.
 
Pat is such an interesting specimen to discuss; a psychiatry school would have a field day with him.

I don't think he's autistic or a sociopath; I think he's an alcoholic narcissist with crippling social media addiction. Social media has given him the perfect designer drug to display and develop his very worst tendencies, and the gut-rot he downs on a daily-and-nightly basis isn't helping.

Like any addict, Pat uses social media and booze to cope with the areas of his life he's unhappy with. Combine an emotionally-unstable, wound-up drunkard with the sewer that is modern social media and the knee-jerk outrage of a narc being challenged, and you have a recipe for disaster a 4000+ page KiwiFarms thread.

The booze and the clout-chasing both feed into his narcissism, as well as his hyperfixation on politics. A lot of his other pretentions to being knowledgeable all flow downstream from these problems, and especially from the chronic ego injury he suffers whenever somebody challenges him on anything. This is the secret to his ability to manufacture a brand-new patposter within literal hours of exposure to a normie - he's completely incapable of explaining himself without coming off like a stuck-up asshole. Pat can talk down to somebody for hours without the tiniest flicker of self-awareness, but the second anyone talks BACK to him, no matter how polite they are, he explodes. He's rarely even able to accept an apology - it just further inflames his wounded pride.

I don't think he's a sociopath because his pattern of behavior has been too consistent, especially in the face of repeated hits to his ego. Look back at the OP. The same personality traits that endeared all of us to this Wisconsinite cryptid were present and accounted for then, and very little has changed. Really, his steadfast refusal to change no matter how ridiculous life makes him is one of the traits that makes Pat such an enjoyable lolcow; he absolutely refuses to learn. As was mentioned, a genuine sociopath wouldn't be able to cope nearly as well as Pat does with being such a laughing-stock, and low IQ or not, they would adjust their behavior.

TL;DR - Pat's a raging wetbrained narc, and all of his personality problems feed into each other.
 
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