Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 28 12.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.5%

  • Total voters
    233
Supposedly Nick was sharing it far and wide and creating witness trails nationally. Timeline wise, by October the Feds will either charge or refer it back to the state prosecutor. Minnesota has a statute to cover it at a base level.
Minnesota has the most concern in handling it since it involves interference with Minnesota cases.

If it falls between the cracks, that's it. To the feds, it's a triviality, but Minnesota may be too incompetent and stupid to prosecute it especially against their Very Special Retard Nick Rekieta.
 
Worth it just so we can finally get a thread on Karl. I fucking hate him for some reason; he's that same type of smug, arrogant asshole that Nick and Melton are.

This is why I diverge from the Kino Casino position of "Let's just stand back and watch Nick and Aaron destroy each other." Talentless losers like Melton, Karl, and if you can imagine it, the people who somehow ride their shitty coattails, have made a cottage industry out of shitting on a middling podcaster who's marginally better than all of them. I don't want to see Aaron lose. I want to see him shut the fuck up, because whenever he does, his detractors find a way to completely self-destruct out of boredom and lack of original content.

I'm OK with Aaron going to jail on the condition that Nick and all the balldowashers do just as much, if not more time.
 
Fatwah baby jihadists into the Kuiper belt
It actually takes less energy to do that than trying to yeet something into the sun.
Minnesota has the most concern in handling it since it involves interference with Minnesota cases.
Imagining that Minnesota cares about anything beyond melinated dick. What a grand and intoxifying innocence.
 
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I'm talking about concern in a legal sense, as to what venue is appropriate.
Minnesota has no concerns about any legal senses because it is de facto an islamic dictatorship.

So I guess that answers my question from a few days ago on if Mohammed (PBUH) looks kindly on dosing 9 year old girls with cocaine.
 
Yet Nick openly discussing, taunting, threatening Aaron on streams is not a breach to him. He burden shifts. When it applies to him he applies a reasonable doubt standard to every step, but when dealing with others he focuses in on pedantic word twisting.
One of the understated cons of being your own lawyer is that law tactics frequently come off as slimy and juries don't like slimy people. If you're a lawyer you can be slimy and still win as long as they like your client because then it's "well we like Client, and he likes the Lawyer so clearly the Lawyer is atleast /our_reptile/". When you're by your self there isn't t anyone to play off of so you just look like a smarmy piece of shit.
 
FYI Faran is back in the news saddle and took a call from The Steel Toe today:
Faran showed up in a Steel Toe clip today, and he called her about it:

Here's the clip Aaron played:

IDK if the puffiness is an after effect of the injuries or uh.... 800 Girl Scout cookies.
Edit to add: Here's a screen cap:
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Aaron just said that he talked to a lawyer today. It appears to be a new one.

"I was talking to a lawyer today... It's not one of my studded legal team." (Said sarcastically.)

It's a male ("this guy"). Context is that the lawyer is very busy after July 4th due to DUIs and domestics. It could be Sean, for all we know. STMS is going on now. I'll provide the timestamp in edits when the show is over.
 
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I don't want to see Aaron lose. I want to see him shut the fuck up, because whenever he does, his detractors find a way to completely self-destruct out of boredom and lack of original content.
I want the Toe to win. Lookit, out of all the characters in Der Ring des Balldongen, Ourron is the most inoffensive. He's not a daughter-doser, a son-slammer or a child neglecter. Pretty sure Aaron's dog doesn't live in a bathroom. (:_( He's just a regular guy who got caught up in some bad stuff, and now a local trust fund boy junkie weirdo is out to Cape Fear the poor bastard. Insane how he has dozens of weirdo elderly loser a-logs.

When the Toe wins, :really: gets mad and does that gay little rage dance and that's funny.

That's why they say...
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Always bet on Toe :smug:
 
If predicted that they would try shifting the blame onto April months ago and they already did small attempts at it by insinuating that April might have known the passwords as far back as November? of 2024.

She is the perfect fall guy, she already admitted to doing the exact thing with Aaron's mobile phone records for the revenge porn case, which she should also no longer have had a right to access due to the divorce proceedings going on. Perfect patsy.
Honestly, I hope Nick does try to snake April, it'd be great content. She did suck him his penis, feed him and his daughter cocaine, burn the crops, poison the water supply, and deliver a plague unto the Balldo Bunker. She's basically Hitler, if Aaron wasn't already Hitler.

Also she'd have every incentive to just completely burn him to the ground if he ever tried to drag her back into the fold by throwing her under the bus, starting with consenting to the release of the bodycam footage. That's probably the real reason he refuses to shit on her like he does everyone else: she has him by the throat with a massive amount of humiliating information, the means to get onto a platform that would be willing to spread it (like Kino Casino, which PPP/Andy have both said they'd let her on if she wants to destroy him and tell her story), and he knows it. Sucks to suck but that's what you get when you decide to shack up a Minnesota 6 because you're a fucking retard. Also sucks to give people information only for them to use it against you, because Nick doesn't do that--oh, he does do that.

I don't believe she doesn't know that Nick really wants to keep it from coming out, and I bet she knows she's one of three primary people who can consent to its release. The fallout of them fighting each other if she did consent to the release after he tries to ruin her would be really fucking funny, too. Nick might actually kill himself live on stream after being so open about how it's never going to come out, or that he'll actively fight its release at every step.

Every single retard involved with messing with Aaron's personal information would get obliterated if either decides to sacrifice April (and Nick knows he can't let Melton snitch on April to save his own skin, even though Melton is a fucking snake and absolutely would), and hopefully they'll die in the process. Fuck every single one of them, they all fucking suck.
 
Aaron just said that he talked to a lawyer today. It appears to be a new one.

"I was talking to a lawyer today... It's not one of my studded legal team." (Said sarcastically.)

It's a male ("this guy"). Context is that the lawyer is very busy after July 4th due to DUIs and domestics. It could be Sean, for all we know. STMS is going on now. I'll provide the timestamp in edits when the show is over.
Sean's said he's too invested in the lore and drama to be able to represent Aaron fairly. Unless that consult session was what kept Sean from streaming with Kurt today (drama in of itself), I'm just going to head cannon it was Hardin or that guy from Fargo.
 
Doubt it.
Sean knows he'd be too emotionally involved in this case. Maybe he'd recommend someone, but he knows better than to get involved with a shitbag like Nick directly.
I should have clarified in my post that I don't think Sean would take on Aaron as a client - ever. Sean's made that clear. My point was that Aaron may have been reaching out to Sean for advice, and it took him some time to reply. We know Aaron and Sean are in touch. Or, Aaron is looking for a brand new lawyer.
 
Doubt it.
Sean knows he'd be too emotionally involved in this case. Maybe he'd recommend someone, but he knows better than to get involved with a shitbag like Nick directly.
I think it was just levity in the fact we don't have any clue who is representation is, to the point that it could be Sean and have no idea.

As TRO/HRO dockets are not available via MCRO. We'll have to rely upon the ever cryptic MNPR for updates, or a Kiwi willing to go down to the St Clouds courthouse to pull data from their terminals.
 
FYI Faran is back in the news saddle and took a call from The Steel Toe today:

Edit to add: Here's a screen cap:
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What a stupid ass news segment.

Here, I think I can make it better:

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"A local church says that transgender people should be executed by the government."
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"That's right Phil. It turns out that Indianapolis has a church that is INCREDIBLY FUCKING BASED."
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(Jokes aside, I am happy to see she is doing better. ❤️)
 
The most annoying part of the current drama is that it is Aaron-centric. Nick is using the judicial system spuriously and maliciously to try to enact revenge on Aaron in hopes that he can expand it to others. You don’t have to like Aaron to see Nick dreaming up revenge fantasies and muster some pity for the retard.

Aaron as a whole probably is getting fucked with because it’s the one thing where Nick is at an advantage. Monty and the county stuff is likely going to end up causing Nick to have conniptions.
 
In regards to the feds investigating balldo: the feds are notoriously slow until everything happens at once. They also try to get shit right, its why they have a 90% conviction rate. Nobody is Waco'ing or Ruby Ridging the balldo bunker, just give it time. I know its hard because this thread is fast, but sometimes the greatest keks are the ones that stew the longest.
 
Aaron as a whole probably is getting fucked with because it’s the one thing where Nick is at an advantage.
Nick only attacks people when he has a distinct advantage, that’s why he terrorizes women or choke-slams his own feeble drug addicted children, in lieu of any standing personal army request. He is only able to attack Aaron because he knows that others will as well alongside the cowardly Balldo, like a pack of feral niggers or Jews haranguing Judas.
 
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