Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Jotch]

How are you guys so volatile? You have an average life expectancy in the order of months.

 

[soy woah jaque]

SPVA is gone

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

How are you guys so volatile? You have an average life expectancy in the order of months.

how is this thread such a DNB we haven't managed to reach page 2800 in 2 weeks

 

[Jotch]

how is this thread such a DNB we haven't managed to reach page 2800 in 2 weeks

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[Chudborean]

how is this thread such a DNB we haven't managed to reach page 2800 in 2 weeks

You could try getting greaseman and his fat groomer e-girlfriend unbanned but I don't think anyone would like that.

 

[Vygode]

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

You could try getting greaseman and his fat groomer e-girlfriend unbanned but I don't think anyone would like that.

we had pph before those fags kept shitting up the thread
maybe when @David Thoughie is unbanned we can have gems and pph pouring in again but that won't happen for another 2 weeks but that's probably copium

 

[Cute Pie Senpai]

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On my bank account we all cracking @Trombonista. No discrimination here. We cracking all kinds of Neovags and clitties on the Shiwi. No antisemitism here nigga, that Jewish bussy was promised to us years ago.

 

[ToEnsureVerification]

TOTAL CHOMO VICTORY!

 

[ChudJack009]

we had pph before those fags kept shitting up the thread
maybe when @David Thoughie is unbanned we can have gems and pph pouring in again but that won't happen for another 2 weeks but that's probably copium

nah... we've always had the highest pph when we were latched on to something, whether it was dm fagging, the melon stuff, janny abuse etc. as these problems slowly became solved the pph was soley kept alive by the shlonggers and now theres nothing. we need something new to make fun of cus not all of us (my self included )are dedicated or talented enough ti make something from nothing.

 

[Coco Schoppenboer]

Bump

 

[ToEnsureVerification]

Bump

You are being missed in South Africa, Coco.

Men are sad.

 

[sozjak]

fcuck sba ebu bow4t243rf

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

LADIES , GENTLEMEN , AND SOYTEENS OF THE SHIWI!!!

[ドラマチック ANIME GLASSES PUSH ]

FINALLY After an UNJUST EXILE , a CRUEL SILENCING , a PRODIGAL SHITPOSTER RETURNS The ban hammer SWUNG ... but it merely TEMPERED MY STEEL . Behold, for I rise once more—UNBANNED , UNBOTHERED , and FULLY UNHINGED .

[SIPS SOY LATTE ️ WITH EXAGGERATED SMUGNESS ]

First, to my LOYAL SOYTEENS , my brothers in the GREAT COAL PURGE ️. Your GEMS sustain me. Your BALD MEN WITH GLASSES inspire me. Your 'ialect both CONFUSES AND AROUSES ME . To those who FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE MOON ... your sacrifice WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN .

[LEANS IN, STAGE WHISPER ]

To the JANNIES , oh, my BELOVED DETRACTORS . Your CLITTY LEAKING ... your DILATING ... your UNPAID SWEEPING ... it only FORGED ME STRONGER . You thought you buried me? FOOLS I was but a SEED , and now I SPROUT THORNIER THAN EVER . Keep SEETHING . It's ADORABLE .

[PAUSES FOR THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT JUST CRICKETS ]

And now... A SPECIAL THANKS . To the ONE . The ONLY . KF'S MOST VALUABLE POSTER ...

@Lidl Drip

[SINGLE DRAMATIC TEAR ]

Through you, I learned TRUTHS . That ALL MOIDS ARE GROIDS and to CHECK MY PRIVILEGE at the BEAUTY PARLOR DOOR . You held up a MIRROR to the COLLECTIVELY HIDEOUS FACE OF MOIDKIND ... and in doing so, AWOKEN SOMETHING IN ME .

[CLUTCHES CHEST , VOICE QUIVERING ]

So here I stand, CHANGED , ENLIGHTENED , and UNIRONICALLY OFFERING YOU THE CHASTITY KEY TO MY CLITTY CAGE .

[MIC DROP , BUT THE MIC IS A CAN OF MONSTER ULTRA ]

THE COALPOCALYPSE COMES ️.
THE SOYVOLUTION IS NOW .
WITNESS ME

 

[Jotch]

sage

 

[GotFriedBy]

the 'cuck still removes posts about https://easypeasymethod.org/easypeasy.pdf
btw

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

 

[Azure05]

Dog

 

[Turkey Beef]

Even if you did it doesn't prove anything. Space Police also tries to make the exact same argument btw, xe thinks awkwardly talking shit about xis other personas will magically decieve people into xis larp lmao

That guy is still running his mouth lmfao

Post in thread 'Should the internet be read-only?'

Jul 7, 2025

Hiding your profile, definitely the actions of someone who is falsely accused lmao

I didn't "hide my profile". I just took away the ability for people to post on my wall because I was tired of people calling me Indian for negrating them. You can still find my old posts using the search function. At this point I'm willing to post hands.

LOL. Wish I could have seen this coming, in hindsight. The switch in persona from Sailor Troon to Space Police was really odd, to say the least.

How did I "change my persona"? I just changed my username because I was tired of it. I never...

• Space Police

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