Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 53 24.3%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 72 33.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 24 11.0%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 66 30.3%
  • Total voters
    218
John Andrews Stan said:
Nick whose new BFF is a literal pedophile. He’s laughing at those parents and their kid(s).

Never change, you fat piece of cuck shit.
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Like a month ago Nick was justifying why Melton saying how Aaron's daughter has a cupholder was totally OK because Aaron accidentally made a double entendre about her when talking about buying her socks
 
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AltisticRight said:
That fried egg looks like shit.
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Was it not supposed to be a self-portrait? I thought he'd managed to capture a really strong soyjack likeness.

The egg is definitely displaying Rekieta's ennui, the enormous bulging yokes depict his pupils after large doses of cocaine.

Also, Nick looks like shit. That's another point in it's favour'

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Steve Seagull said:
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Seething about his ex-boyfriend certainly gives him purpose, engagement and a sense of contribution.

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Yawn.
Kurt doesn't even acknowledge this screaming cuckold skelly freak. Skelly's dome must be so large and empty to afford free rent for this chubby lawtuber who wears a cool hat.
 
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It's pretty funny how none of Nick's previously humorous "bits" are completely empty, atp.
  • Fat Shaming? Bruh. You became a skeleton due to cocaine from which your daughter tested postitive. Your kids were hungry. Fat shaming Xia - who is skinny and looks quite a bit like April - is, honestly, creepy. Kurt and Sean are fat? Why, yes, they are. They also run competent and successful YT channels.
  • MAPs go on the wall? Well, sure, but that's a pretty low bar/red meat of societal commentary. Meanwhile, you hang out with pedo-ish people and carried on a polycule in front of your children. Also, no one can tell me those kids haven't found all those sex toys. (At least when Null analyzes pedo issues, he dissects the sub-cultures, media trends, and political movements that are disturbingly tolerant of sexualizing kids. That's intelligent analysis.)
  • Late & Gay? (This continued throughout the K Read trial.) No one believes that you're undone by parental responsibilities. You rarely work a 20 hour week and were charged with child neglect. We can all see that you keyboard rage until 4AM. Also, no one cares about your supposed sleep disorder anymore - even your chat. Get it fixed and shut up.
Side note: How does he not have basic news alerts set up? 105 people died in TX yesterday. This is near his extended relatives and where and he grew up. Even I knew about the flooding and I don't know a single soul in TX.

Is this the worst "comeback" in the history of the Internet?
 
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Swole McPole said:
Was it not supposed to be a self-portrait? I thought he'd managed to capture a really strong soyjack likeness.

The egg is definitely displaying Rekieta's ennui, the enormous bulging yokes depict his pupils after large doses of cocaine.

Also, Nick looks like shit. That's another point in it's favour'

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"It's over, Aaron! I have drawn myself as the superior eggjak!"
 
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Melty Butter said:
It's pretty funny how none of Nick's previously humorous "bits" are completely empty, atp
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Nick isn’t funny and thinks he’s an edgelord comic. He’s also making light of people who take everything he says far too seriously, which to be fair is a thing. People need to pace their outrage out a bit. It’s legitimately silly to get worked up on throwaway lines he’s only saying to clown the people who will get worked up about them. And I say that as someone who finds almost everything he says ridiculous at best and often enraging.
 
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Melty Butter said:
ot have basic news alerts set up? 105 people died in TX yesterday. This is near his extended relatives and where and he grew up. Even I knew about the flooding and I don't know a single soul in TX.

Is this the worst "comeback" in the history of the Internet?
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He has complete disinterest in anything outside of his "sphere". There's no interest in his field, his community or nation outside what directly affects his legal troubles. His mind is utterly consumed.
 
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I didn't know Tim Cain moved on to a-logging Rekieta
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Vibralldo said:
Nick sees that Dax would have recurring Maddox and Eric July segments and thinks that by making the literal exact same pizza casserole joke over and over he's doing that
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What was that really stupid joke Matt McMuscles tried to force? Something about farts, I think. Anyways, this stupid forced joke is giving me that same low energy. Nick is Milhouse of internet lawyers.
 
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Melty Butter said:
- Didn't know that over 100 people have died in Houston today, his hometown, from flooding and then mansplained that it's due to the gulf (duh)
- Said that Harris County TX, where he's from, has the most tornadoes in the US (it's Weld County, Co actually, but whatever)
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He got the story wrong. There was no flooding in Houston, it was in Kerrville. The Guadalupe River flash-flooded, and because Central Texas has been in a draught, the ground was really dry and couldn't absorb the excess water, which meant that it kept rising. Kerrville is about an hour southwest of Austin, for reference. There were Houstonians in Kerrville when the flood hit.

Nick didn't even bother to get the facts straight, go figure.

Melty Butter said:
  • MAPs go on the wall? Well, sure, but that's a pretty low bar/red meat of societal commentary. Meanwhile, you hang out with pedo-ish people and carried on a polycule in front of your children. Also, no one can tell me those kids haven't found all those sex toys. (At least when Null analyzes pedo issues, he dissects the sub-cultures, media trends, and political movements that are disturbingly tolerant of sexualizing kids. That's intelligent analysis.)
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He's referring to hanging pictures of the wall of his good friends!
 
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