Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Smashed & Slamed]

Nicky progresses through his arcs by reaching peak gay and then peak boring. The fun stuff happens shortly after peak gay and then the milk dries up as we reach peak boring. We are currently in peak boring.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Nicky progresses through his arcs by reaching peak gay and then peak boring. The fun stuff happens shortly after peak gay and then the milk dries up as we reach peak boring. We are currently in peak boring.

Agreed. There are at least two deadlines for a Happening approaching. The July 15 hearing for Aaron’s restraining order, and the August 1 appointment for Nick to report to prison.

It appears that either way, at least some farmers will get a W. If Nick goes to prison, those who wish justice and suffering onto Nick will be vindicated. If Nick avoids prison, the milk will continue to flow.

 

[anionfarflung]

Was it not supposed to be a self-portrait? I thought he'd managed to capture a really strong soyjack likeness.

The egg is definitely displaying Rekieta's ennui, the enormous bulging yokes depict his pupils after large doses of cocaine.

Also, Nick looks like shit. That's another point in it's favour'

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I learned it by watching you, Nick.

 

[Melty Butter]

Oh, boy. He's gearing up:

He’s also making light of people who take everything he says far too seriously, which to be fair is a thing. People need to pace their outrage out a bit.

Well, sure, but the comment you're replying to was not remotely about "outrage". Last night, I was mostly amused that every one of his attempts at humor fell flat. I thought it was worth digging into a bit.

Do I have moments (sometimes a few hours) of outrage about Nick? Yes. You do as well - I've seen it in your comments. Was this one of them from me? No.

People ITT have different triggers about this story at different times. Personally, I try not to be critical about where any one person's reaction lies at any given moment. Some people get triggered by his cooking, ffs - that always makes me smile.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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My comment wasn’t about you. It was about Nick. And you skipped this part of my post:

I say that as someone who finds almost everything he says ridiculous at best and often enraging.

Nick is constantly trying to bait people. It’s not complicated and it’s obvious. The end.

 

[FlawlessCowboy]

Nick is effectively the same as Destiny, but further down the track. A very ugly person who can't hide their ugliness anymore and hopes to hide it by ruining other peoples lives. He likely will fuck over Aaron and run around claiming that everything "got proved wrong in court". Some of his loyal retards will believe that, but I think drugs rotted away whatever filter or conscience he had holding him back from reveling in life ruination. He'll probably try to engagement bait by saying awful shit to get on peoples shows if he can manage to stream consistently enough.

Nick will do more retarded shit should he succeed with Aaron. He's likely having Randazza go through will delay tactics in the Montagraph case, Randazza's law firm does what their clients wants. I wouldn't be surprised if Randazza is just filing motions Nick wrote and doing minor checks that they aren't super retarded, just retarded.

 

[Melty Butter]

My comment wasn’t about you. It was about Nick. And you skipped this part of my post:

Fair. Apologies if I misunderstood. So, to your actual point it goes to one of his famous quotes:

"When did the Internet become so serious?!!!"

Well, sir, that would be when you got busted for coke and got your kids removed after a polycule. People get a little serious at that point. (Personally, I don't find this thread all THAT bait-driven but it certainly has its moments. Twitter seems more prone to that.)

It would probably be best if Nick dissolved into irrelevancy. We definitely fuel some of his content. I get that point.

 

[Vibralldo]

Anyone convinced by the argument "I was doing cocaine and swinging in the same house as my kids but I was being responsible about it" is both retarded and evil

 

[Melty Butter]

Humor note. The Aiden Kearney (TurtleBoy) hearing about a false-TRO against him is going on now. I find this so funny considering the Nick vs Aaron HRO debacle, complete with a bathroom mirror pic to threaten him OVER A TRO.

At least Paul O'Keefe (the dead guy's brother) looks kinda masculine.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Humor note. The Aiden Kearney (TurtleBoy) hearing about a false-TRO against him is going on now. I find this so funny considering the Nick vs Aaron HRO debacle, complete with a bathroom mirror pic to threaten him OVER A TRO.
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At least Paul O'Keefe (the dead guy's brother) looks kinda masculine.

Paul actually conspired with a crazy bitch to try to imprison Turtle boy by putting him in positions where he would violate his TRO. Inviting the crazy bitch to court so he would have to get out of Dodge. I believe conspiring with Jen McCabe to coordinate his position and then have her position herself in such a way where she would then throw a grand mal bitchfit.

Nick is weaponizing Kayla’s much the same. I wouldn’t be surprised if in the case of Nick’s HRO stays, but he doesn’t go to enjoy prison then the younger Rekieta boy will suddenly have boxing lessons at Aaron’s gym.

 

[dustnight]

We need to have a thousand page long argument about the ethics of frying eggs poorly.

We also never discussed who took that gay photo of the three of them EVS showed... Do you think it was the 9yo?

 

[Vibralldo]

Paul actually conspired with a crazy bitch to try to imprison Turtle boy by putting him in positions where he would violate his TRO. Inviting the crazy bitch to court so he would have to get out of Dodge. I believe conspiring with Jen McCabe to coordinate his position and then have her position herself in such a way where she would then throw a grand mal bitchfit.

Nick is weaponizing Kayla’s much the same. I wouldn’t be surprised if in the case of Nick’s HRO stays, but he doesn’t go to enjoy prison then the younger Rekieta boy will suddenly have boxing lessons at Aaron’s gym.

And a janitorial position at Stoney's

 

[30+GameOvers]

Nick is effectively the same as Destiny, but further down the track. A very ugly person who can't hide their ugliness anymore and hopes to hide it by ruining other peoples lives. He likely will fuck over Aaron and run around claiming that everything "got proved wrong in court". Some of his loyal retards will believe that, but I think drugs rotted away whatever filter or conscience he had holding him back from reveling in life ruination. He'll probably try to engagement bait by saying awful shit to get on peoples shows if he can manage to stream consistently enough.

Nick will do more retarded shit should he succeed with Aaron. He's likely having Randazza go through will delay tactics in the Montagraph case, Randazza's law firm does what their clients wants. I wouldn't be surprised if Randazza is just filing motions Nick wrote and doing minor checks that they aren't super retarded, just retarded.

They also both sucked cocks, don't forget that.

 

[TexOffender]

Humor note. The Aiden Kearney (TurtleBoy) hearing about a false-TRO against him is going on now. I find this so funny considering the Nick vs Aaron HRO debacle, complete with a bathroom mirror pic to threaten him OVER A TRO.
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At least Paul O'Keefe (the dead guy's brother) looks kinda masculine.

That motherfucker looks like raw chicken.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Oh yeah that troon arc is coming along nicely. Just always starts with jokes and how funny and weird it would be to ease into it. Kind of like how Finnster used to do it… as a joke you know.

Or like how Null created Doki-Doki Chan.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

We also never discussed who took that gay photo of the three of them EVS showed... Do you think it was the 9yo?

On a previous stream, Nick said they hired a professional photographer.

ETA: If that is the case, perhaps there are more photos?

 

[Vibralldo]

On a previous stream, Nick said they hired a professional photographer.

That's really gay and pathetic

"I'll pay someone to take the best photo possible of me, my whore wife, and my crack addicted mistress to show how cool I am!"

 

[JamFlowMan]

And a janitorial position at Stoney's

I can only assume you are going for a Goodwill Hunting situation since we all know the oldest is a physicist.

 

[Vibralldo]

I can only assume you are going for a Goodwill Hunting situation since we all know the oldest is a physicist.

Nick would sabotage any of his kid's futures to put Aaron in jail for a few weeks

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

That's really gay and pathetic

"I'll pay someone to take the best photo possible of me, my whore wife, and my crack addicted mistress to show how cool I am!"

"And I'll put on eyeliner because the gay photographer thinks that looks good"