Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 58 23.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 77 31.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 29 11.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 76 31.3%

  • Total voters
    243
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Remember, EVS shared the picture Nick sent to him.
He looks like Toni Basil from the Hey Mickey video

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Unofficial poll on the alleged Locals + Public stream today:

:drink:= 100% Happening, doubters felted, King of Lawtube returns

:feels:= Likely, full of his usual seething, promises to sue his detractors

:dislike:= Unlikely, short Locals stream about the bible, no public stream

:disagree: = No stream, 🎶Its Almost 11, Balldo Ain't Streaming Tonight🎶, "something came up"
 
Can someone who is following this more closely than I am remind us about what's happening on the 15th? I know there's some legal action happening but I don't remember what exactly is going down.
 
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Can someone who is following this more closely than I am remind us about what's happening on the 15th? I know there's some legal action happening but I don't remember what exactly is going down.
Aaron Imholte currently has a temporary restraining order against Nick. On the 15th, it will be decided if that order will be extended. At least one lawyer in this thread thinks Aaron is unlikely to succeed.
 
On a previous stream, Nick said they hired a professional photographer.

Hired on Fiver, judging by the quality of the photograph.

"Here, stand outside the house in the sun and adopt the pose..."

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"OK, that'll be $5."

If I'm Nick, I'd be much more humiliated by people seeing that I'd willingly posed for that photograph than I would be by Aaron sending a picture of Kayla's breasts to Geno.

Aaron Imholte currently has a temporary restraining order against Nick.

Has Nick mentioned Aaron's name since his return to online posting?
 
With how flimsy his work ethic is, I actually had to google the definition of “gainful employment.” Honestly, it’s hard to say what’s doing less... Nick himself, or the supposed benefits he’s getting from it.
Nick literally has no purpose. Nobody benefits from his existence at all, not even Nick. When he is on his deathbed, he will have no fond memories of anyone or anything other than coom, Balldos, and cocaine. He will die alone. His last words will be "but he ate my GOOOOOOOO--ACK."
Show those terms in his probation agreement. Until then, this is ranks speculation as to his employment requirements.
This is one of those "Kiwi Facts" like that he has to do his community service before they decide in August whether to throw him in jail, based on absolutely nothing of record.
Also, Nick looks like shit. That's another point in it's favour'
When DOESN'T this worthless faggot have a "tumultuous week?" Neck, Nick.
It’s legitimately silly to get worked up on throwaway lines he’s only saying to clown the people who will get worked up about them.
He isn't doing a Neil Hamburger. He actually thinks he's funny.

Well, he is funny, but "not funny ha-ha funny queer."
 
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On a previous stream, Nick said they hired a professional photographer.
Okay so two things:
1) He hired a professional photographer and he looks THAT bad? I just assumed that it was taken by someone he knew in town or something.
2) Really shows where his state of mind was when his kids were taken by the state. He was so adamant how distraught he was, so distraught that he couldn't even stream. But yet, while his kids were in custody, he was paying professionals to photograph how funny and weird his life is, and getting wolf tattoos. Absolutely sick
 
Has Nick mentioned Aaron's name since his return to online posting?
Yes, he publicly offered anyone $1000 to make a compilation of every time Aaron mentioned Nick since the date specified in the restraining order that the harassment started

Then when he got it he streamed it (in a member's only stream) for 4 hours, directly referring to the video Aaron as "you" multiple times.

He's also tweeted at aaron accidentally a couple of times
 
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Yes, he publicly offered anyone $1000 to make a compilation of every time Aaron mentioned Nick since the date specified in the restraining order that the harassment started

Then when he got it he streamed it (in a member's only stream) for 4 hours, directly referring to the video Aaron as "you" multiple times.

He's also tweeted at aaron accidentally a couple of times
That reminds me has that dude gotten paid yet?
 
On a previous stream, Nick said they hired a professional photographer.
DURING A CPS INVESTIGATION with the kids removed. We've traced this pic (by the trees) to spring/summer of 2024. Zero shame, or were they celebrating their freedom?
Nick is weaponizing Kayla’s much the same.
Thanks for pointing that out. TurtleBoy is fine, as you know. He personally publicized this case, has money (and a Netflix deal), good representation, and an entire community behind him.

Is Aaron fine? No. Meanwhile, I feel sorry for him. Sorry, I just do. Did he make his own bed? For sure. Why is everything associated with Nick Rekieta so damn frustrating?
That reminds me has that dude gotten paid yet?
Unclear. This is today.
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We need to have a thousand page long argument about the ethics of frying eggs poorly.
Frying eggs is one of the things I am in no position to criticize even Nick over. My over-easy game is pathetic. I have finally got to the point that 90% of the time I at least manage not to break the yolk, but they're ugly beyond belief.

If I ever make eggs that don't look like shit I'll post them as evidence of a miracle.
Nick didn't even bother to get the facts straight, go figure.
Tell us you're a reptile brained psychopath who doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself without saying you're a reptile brained psychopath who doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself. Whenever shit like this happens in a real family, we call each other up either to tell them we're okay or to ask if they're okay.

I guess I'm lucky to have a family of human beings instead of the fucking Rekieta shitbags, who are a ball of snakes.
Nick is constantly trying to bait people. It’s not complicated and it’s obvious. The end.
He still pissed his pants.
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He likely will fuck over Aaron and run around claiming that everything "got proved wrong in court".
He is weak and impotent. The only life he can ruin is his own and his job doing that is pure kino.

The only person who can ruin Aaron's life is Aaron. Not Nick. Nick can seethe and cry and pine after the gay lover who jilted him for the rest of his pathetic life of dementia and failure.
In alternative news, Melton's facial boils appears to have advanced to full blown Lupis disease.
Obligatory.
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