Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 69 32.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 65 30.7%

  • Total voters
    212
What a surprise, he’s using his “ailment” to claim he shouldn’t be made to do manual labor as part of community service.


How shameless can this faggot get?

"I've been trying to swindle my way into doing something useful or that I'm good at"
  • Sadly, Nick, no one needs lessons on how properly put on a balldo or the best way to lick liquor bottles to make sure don't lose a drop
"I've also been dealing with an ailment that makes some physical activity more a little bit more difficult"
  • Nick, the country doesn't care about your rectal gonorrhea, we're gonna need you pick up the trash off of the street

"Hey, uh, do I have to do 8 hour shifts? Like I don't mind if I do have to do eight hour shifts, but I'm just curious, right? like it's like can I do 4 hour shifts or 2 hours like depending on what I have available..."
  • Why is he bitching about this and using his family "not being used to him being gone". Dude, it's just 10 days, your kids aren't going to die. The biggest problem might be that Kayla uses that free time to call over Snack Boy Morning Show, but that's about it.
 
Based on how crooked candy yoshi county has been treating him, Nick's gonna have to do 2 hours of lecturing how drugs are bad to school kids (he'll use janus speak to say that drugs are good and that you should do them) spread over 6 months.
These fucking Kurt videos is just Nick mentally jerking himself off. Who the fuck finds this entertaining? Who fucking lies to themselves and calls this entertaining?
Nick only gets pleasure from drugs and fucking with people he hates. He thinks this will damage Kurt's reputation, but it just makes Nick look petty.
 
Ok, what is he using now. He is obviously not clean
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Pulling off that trendy “Hayden Christensen’s feeble dad” look. Stop force choking the younglings, you impotent cuck.
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Nick's visibly gotten noticably disheveled after less than 3 hours of streaming

What's going on?
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The Kurt content is also very creepy. He obsesses over EVERY tiny action Kurt makes. Kurt uses a chopper instead of a knife? Laugh at it. Kurt uses red bell peppers instead of yellow? Laugh at it. Kurt mentions the tool he's using is from an Austrian brand? Laugh at it.

It's very unsettling how seriously Nick takes literally every little thing Kurt does.
 
Nick only gets pleasure from drugs and fucking with people he hates. He thinks this will damage Kurt's reputation, but it just makes Nick look petty.
I don't even think it makes Nick look bad, just, he's being petty and somehow failing at it. Forced laugh, critique of cooking while looking like a bulemic girl, and endless how much he loves watching these. Yes Nick, you're being petty, but not even good at it.
 
Nick's visibly gotten noticably disheveled after only 3 hours of streaming

What's going on?
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The Kurt content is also kinda creepy. He obsesses over EVERY little detail. Kurt uses a chopper instead of a knife? Laugh at it. Kurt uses red bell peppers instead of yellow? Laugh at it.

It's very unsettling how seriously Nick takes literally every little thing Kurt does.
He looks like a carrot wearing a toupee.
 
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