Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

That case has plenty of content to talk about, if Nick cared about actual legal stuff there’s hours of material on Kohberger alone but Nick is just a degenerate loser now

Well, it's not a law channel, after all. Even though he says it is every introduction.

I mean, you wouldn't expect him to discuss the merits of the prosecutor not extracting a motive as part of the plea as part of the decision not to seek the death penalty, which may provide more closure for the family, or how the families are unable to face the killer in court. The pros and cons of expensive and time consuming trials, the added back and fourth of reliving it in various death penalty appeals that will no longer take place.

Or even the merits of the evidence itself, perhaps it wasn't a slam dunk case with the absence of a weapon, very limited DNA and no known motive. It's all very boring. Nothing worth discussing

 

[3MMA]

We can all see that you keyboard rage until 4AM. Also, no one cares about your supposed sleep disorder anymore - even your chat. Get it fixed and shut up.

Is this the worst "comeback" in the history of the Internet?

All day everyday, stubbin that toe. I read that bit above about his supposed sleep disorder as “cheap disorder” & found it was still accurate. His multiple Dx’s, (most made up,) are as tiring as he is nowadays. He’s had years to get to fixing it all, real & imagined but this liar needs the cheap excuses more. Nicks still onboard for worst comeback, this return to streaming has been choppy, limp, & incomplete at best & still lacks a real time schedule of any sort beyond the requisite ‘no shows’ he pulls when he’s down bad with a case of the vapors over old ToeBoy.

Okay so two things:
1) He hired a professional photographer and he looks THAT bad? I just assumed that it was taken by someone he knew in town or something.
2) Really shows where his state of mind was when his kids were taken by the state. He was so adamant how distraught he was, so distraught that he couldn't even stream. But yet, while his kids were in custody, he was paying professionals to photograph how funny and weird his life is, and getting wolf tattoos. Absolutely sick

Fuckin’ wolf tattoos.
ETA:

Three Wolves, kissing
All credit for 3Wolf Tatt design to @Shush

 

[Steve Seagull]

What a surprise, he’s using his “ailment” to claim he shouldn’t be made to do manual labor as part of community service.

"I'm trying not to (...) As I've come back, I'm trying to keep my personal stuff out of, you know, out of the show. But um some stuff will inevitably be there"

Yeah, we can really see your effort.

"Hey, uh, do I have to do 8 hour shifts? Like I don't mind if I do have to do eight hour shifts, but I'm just curious, right? like it's like can I do 4 hour shifts or 2 hours like depending on what I have available..."

His audacity is honestly staggering. This guy got off unbelievably easy for having enough coke to raise serious charges... and now he’s calling up his probation officer to haggle over community service? Like it’s a gym schedule? Two hours here, four hours there... just whenever he feels like it? Whenever his personal life allows time for it?

He’s completely out of his mind. I’m genuinely baffled.

He's same as Saul on his community service:

The Kurt content is also very creepy. He obsesses over EVERY tiny action Kurt makes.

He’s utterly consumed by anyone who ever slighted him and completely powerless to stop. What fascinates me is that many narcissists with even a shred of self-awareness learn to mask those extremes as they know it’ll scare people off or reveal their malice too soon. But he’s lost every vestige of that filter.

He reminds me of my late, demented grandfather. Every time I visited, he’d launch into the same tirade... same people, same offenses, and there was no shutting him down. Nick’s identical.

Nick’s so fixated that logic, self-preservation, even basic social cues have evaporated. There’s no cat on the ceiling whispering, “Maybe picking on Kurt for the 3423rd time isn’t the best strategy, you’re losing everyone.” He doesn’t care about the fallout... only spite and vengeance matter.

 

[dustnight]

Nick's visibly gotten noticably disheveled after less than 3 hours of streaming

What's going on?
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The Kurt content is also very creepy. He obsesses over EVERY tiny action Kurt makes. Kurt uses a chopper instead of a knife? Laugh at it. Kurt uses red bell peppers instead of yellow? Laugh at it. Kurt mentions the tool he's using is from an Austrian brand? Laugh at it.

It's very unsettling how seriously Nick takes literally every little thing Kurt does.

Kurt using a chopper
instead of a knife!


He's used red bell peppers??!

He mentioned the tool
he's using is from an Austrian brand


BUT AARON ATE MAaaAAAAaaah GOOOOO

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Kurt using a chopperView attachment 7621183
instead of a knife!

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He's used red bell peppers??!

He mentioned the tool View attachment 7621184
he's using is from an Austrian brand

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BUT AARON ATE MAaaAAAAaaah GOOOOO

"CHAOS" would take your post's comparison to Joker as a compliment (he does lack self-awareness though).

 

[Melty Butter]

Presidential Power, Missing Lists, A Glorious Time​

890 top YT live viewers

Summary:
- He starts community service tomorrow. He's been trying to "swindle his way" into doing something useful for community service. He asked his PO if he must do 8 hour shifts because he doesn't want to. He'd prefer shorter ones bc the family isn't used to him being away that long. Complained about his health ailment. Said he could do something useful like make broccoli for his 80 hours.

- In response to a chat asking what he does for income now he replied, "Well, this. This is my job... not working is, y'know, not great... but unfortunately I have about 5 billion things going on." Said he's trying to keep his personal stuff out of the show. Referenced the "false harassment restraining order" briefly. Said he couldn't dig into it because he'd have to alert his PO.

- Explained in detail how the balls go into the Balldo sex toy (yes, he did that).

- An okay discussion of birthright citizenship, American history/amendments, and district court judges. (It wasn't bad content, but I'm a nerd about these things.) He got a lot a lot of push-back from Confederate nuts in the chat and got a bit derailed but he held his own. His position on it was surprisingly reasonable.

- Cooking with Kurt. He weirdly thinks Kurt was just copying him. (Overall, it was funny but way too long.)

- Played a few Aaron Supertips:

Said that he can still talk about Aaron or play his voiced based on the HRO.

- Someone asked what his emo band name would be. He replied with, "Love Is A Lie & I'm a Felon"

- Admitted to wearing eyeliner on the threesome pic; said he has no reason to do so anymore

- A kid interrupted with a bad tummy. He went off screen for a minute, came back and said he told the kid to take PeptoBismol

- Sunny the dog is fine. "She's enjoying the summer."

- A late Aaron reference:



- Signed off by saying he has to be at "community service in 4 and a half hours". He plans to stream tomorrow night.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

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Warning, the alleged streams are going to be ass.

It's interesting how the man on an amphetamine diet constantly obsesses over other people's food and weight. Like my nigger, you admit to taking a drug that suppresses your appetite. Nitrous Nick has no self control and there's no doubt in my mind that if the state righteously stripped him of his Adderall prescription, he'd lean into food as a crutch.

 

[AnOminous]

You’re trying to keep your personal stuff out of the stream? Lol since when

Literally the only reason anyone watches this spastic moron is to see what he leaks about his dumb, gay self. He has absolutely no knowledge of anything anyone wants to know about. The only reason anyone is tuning in is for the train wreck that is his personal life.

Also nice haircut homo.

 

[AltisticRight]

This is total garbage, who can watch and tolerate this AIDS skelly faggily snobbing about food like he's slopping over Aaron Imholte's penis? This skeleton scourge can't cook to save his life, what rights does he have to criticise other people's cooking? All these fake cope laughs and utterly homosexual hand gestures won't make his life any better.

 

[daffodils]

Presidential Power, Missing Lists, A Glorious Time
Live viewership somewhere in the low 800s. 476 unique chatters. $167.85 in 36 superchats ($4.66 average/$37.30 per hour).

Currently #4 on the supertips.gg 24 hour leaderboard. Nick's rise to the top was cut short by comedy juggernaut Pat Dixon (1.85k subscribers).


 

[PrestonHolt]

Is his tactis going to be "im just gonna be really tired and sleep depraved for community service, that will show them"?

 

[Something Awful]

The many faces of Balldo.



Excited about dealing with his kids.



Remembering the good times with Aaron.



Perhaps relatedly, showing how many dicks he can take up his ass.



Correcting himself.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

I read that bit above about his supposed sleep disorder as “cheap disorder” & found it was still accurate.

Almost every typo and misreading is still applicable because he's so fucked up.

Oh, I don't want to hear about the rabbits again.


Yeah, tell me about how the rabbits have sex.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Said that he can still talk about Aaron or play his voiced based on the HRO

No, he really can't. I don't know how he got this so wrong. Even 5 minutes of research would tell him this isn't true.

Any time he talks about Aaron or discusses him, if it is reasonably determined it could reach back to Aaron, it is considered possible indirect contact. Minnesota case law is really clear on it.

No mention means you aren't even allowed to talk about someone even if it's reasonable to assume it won't reach them. This is what he can do. This is what Aaron himself can't do re Kayla.

Ahhhhhhh!!!

 

[Nova902]

Nick "why can't I just do 2 hours of community service a day?"
22 Days left ...22x2h=44h of 80h Wet brain math

 

[RaptInPlastic]

sleep depraved

Perhaps the most perfect Rekieta typo ever.

 

[hawkisnight]

Kurt slop look edible unlike Ick's slop. Maybe the joke is they both are terrible cooks? You know like a fatty makes fun of fatties?

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

So his PO has finally corralled him into saying that time is running out, you need to get your hours in asap...
Funny and weird. Let's see how many hours he can log whilst complaining about it all the way

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Kurt slop look edible unlike Ick's slop. Maybe the joke is they both are terrible cooks? You know like a fatty makes fun of fatties?

No. He thinks he's an amazing cook. He thinks he's an expert at everything he wants to be.