DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ATandTism]

Throwing my speculation hat into the ring, I think one or more of the whales convinced him to take this time off. They dropped $300x however many days he planned to be gone via his sekret dentcord. I can see their dented faces now giggle as they read the thread that they are 'owning da tractors' by dropping a mortgage worth on their findom master so he can avoid doing what he hates most, playing games.

I feel this way because even Dave knows that taking this many days off will send his dolphins and other 50 bit bitches to other streamers to get their dopamine. No way he would take this time off, even if his mother kicked the bucket, without monetary 'compensation'.

 

[Whaler]

The HOA would be a serious contender if he wasn't so radio silent.

The HOA wouldn't know unless someone decided to A-Log and reported him, or somebody in the HOA/Condos next to him watched his content and heard how the Condo is now a house of horrors. The potential A-Logging is gay as fuck but somebody from his community seeing a clip of his content and then going to the HOA would be hilarious.

 

[Delayed Breathing]

Hope he resets the goal when he's back.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Regardless of the what, why, or how, I can already predict how the return level one pahdcast will go:
(clap) Now guys, let's talk about the livelihood of the stream. I understand we haven't hit the tips goal in a few days now. That's not really cool, guys. I don't appreciate that at all, it's really bad for the business(descends into hyena laugh, snorts, clears throat).

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

There is only two reasons Dave would miss streams suddenly, one being Dave Sr/Linda are on the their death beds and he has to go secure his inheritance of QVC baubles or Khet is indeed fat and has had a heart attack/"health issues".

It doesn't matter which it is, when he is back, he will expect to hit all goals missed retroactively.

 

[neger psykolog]

I mean shit, I assume DSP will never stream again. Burnell Enterprises will be no more at this rate --- how is he supposed to afford three, four, five days of no income? A sandwich shahp can't just stop selling sandwiches for one weekend

You joke but you and others forget that when streamers take like a full week or two break it is actually significantly difficult to their original audience size back.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I don't know why some are assuming that Phil going to CT means that Linda either already died or that she had to "guilt him" into staying longer. He hasn't seen his parents in many years and it's a cross-country flight. Even Phil's not retarded enough to fly out on Saturday, say "Hi mom....bye mom" and then fly back Sunday morning.

This is likely the trip he told Ashton he'd been doing, just a little later because he had to get the Real ID thing sorted out first. He's going to come back and say he had to keep it quiet to protect his family from idiotic hyperfocused detractors because we'd rob his house, steal Jasper, and crash Vinny's Pizza.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Whatever the case may be, I think we can all agree DSP is a piece of shit.

 

[San Dimas High School]

The HOA wouldn't know unless someone decided to A-Log and reported him, or somebody in the HOA/Condos next to him watched his content and heard how the Condo is now a house of horrors. The potential A-Logging is gay as fuck but somebody from his community seeing a clip of his content and then going to the HOA would be hilarious.

What violation could he have possibly made that was visible on one of his clips? Even if he's in clear flagrant violation what could the HOA possibly do to curtail his streaming? They can impose fines on him, what is that going to do? HOA is a loose collection of citizen busybodies, not some law enforcement agency.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

real issue is I don't think Phil is capable of cleaning up a crime scene

As evidenced by Phail never using real cutlery and only showing disposable dishware, it's probably safe to assume if he can't/won't wash dishes, cleaning a crime scene is not an option.

 

[LieLieFyre]

If Phil killed someone he would just put Jasper at the scene and blame it on the cat.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Whatever the case may be, I think we can all agree DSP is a piece of shit.

Damn, darksfadil is trash.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Looking at the sidebar, for a second thought he finally kicked the bucket.

Throwing my speculation hat into the ring, I think one or more of the whales convinced him to take this time off. They dropped $300x however many days he planned to be gone via his sekret dentcord.

Not saying you're wrong, but if I were to place myself into the shoes of the tism plagued mentally ill who crave attention, throwing money away not to get anything in the dark would be a difficult ask, even for a faggot like ICS. It can happen, but It'd probably take some tangible proof of something real happening behind the curtain for the wallet to open.

What violation could he have possibly made that was visible on one of his clips? Even if he's in clear flagrant violation what could the HOA possibly do to curtail his streaming? They can impose fines on him, what is that going to do? HOA is a loose collection of citizen busybodies, not some law enforcement agency.

Mold would be my guess, he's admitted multiple times that the bathroom is a busted up shack, paraphrasing here, and if left unchecked for a long period of time, black mold can start to develop, and considering he shares his walls with others, that mention and a surprise home visit by a greedy concerned HOA representative can result in him being utterly raped with fines.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

If Phil killed someone he would just put Jasper at the scene and blame it on the cat.

Renton PD would spend weeks trying to figure out how a declawed cat left a body with multiple hatchet wounds.

 

[TheTractor]

I want him to milk his mother's death it would spark a tear in the warp and summon a greater demon of greed.

 

[Telemeter]

It's cool that there is more activity when Phil does nothing than when he does something stupid (exception for special occasions)

What the tourist don't understand is that this is the equivalent of the last episode of your TV show ending in a cliff hanger and this is the discussion before the next one.

Phil's either going to say it's a social experiment/can't talk about it cause it your hurt his family, but whatever Phil says its irrelevant cause it's going to be a lie, so it's fun to speculate on what the real reason is.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

These periods where he's away always go the same in this thread. People debate why, some dented farmers who think they're above the others somehow act like they're enlightened for being in the "nothing happened" camp, a tourist wanders in and says some dumb shit..

Wow, thanks for explaining what all of us can plainly observe. your post was TOTALLY necessary and useful!

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

The HOA wouldn't know unless someone decided to A-Log and reported him, or somebody in the HOA/Condos next to him watched his content and heard how the Condo is now a house of horrors. The potential A-Logging is gay as fuck but somebody from his community seeing a clip of his content and then going to the HOA would be hilarious.

Was thinking about black mold in the walls of one of his neighbours which would have reported it to the HOA

Renton PD would spend weeks trying to figure out how a declawed cat left a body with multiple hatchet wounds.

With pigroach luck they'd find a way to effectively pin it on the cat

 

[fiddlecauliflower]

You joke but you and others forget that when streamers take like a full week or two break it is actually significantly difficult to their original audience size back.

Yeah that's why I've been surprised he hasn't been tweeting more or posting on his YT. This business is all about mindshare and even if you can't stream, you need to be fresh in people's minds/feeds otherwise you will lose a portion of your audience.

It's this part of the business that makes me not envious of those who do this for their income as any vacation time comes at a much bigger cost than just revenue lost on the off days.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Wow, thanks for explaining what all of us can plainly observe. your post was TOTALLY necessary and useful!

Wow, thanks for explaining what all of us can plainly observe. your post was TOTALLY necessary and useful!