DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

What the tourist don't understand is that this is the equivalent of the last episode of your TV show ending in a cliff hanger and this is the discussion before the next one.

You'd think they'd understand because the same happens with other lolcow threads, they become very busy if the cow suddenly becomes completely radio silent like this.

 

[Telemeter]

Yeah that's why I've been surprised he hasn't been tweeting more or posting on his YT. This business is all about mindshare and even if you can't stream, you need to be fresh in people's minds/feeds otherwise you will lose a portion of your audience.

Phil has no normal audience, he has a very small captive audience of very dented people who are his real fans, and they won't be dissuaded so easily, the remaining 90% of the people in his chat are hate watchers and dentractors and both of them are more dedicated than a normie audience too.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Yeah that's why I've been surprised he hasn't been tweeting more or posting on his YT. This business is all about mindshare and even if you can't stream, you need to be fresh in people's minds/feeds otherwise you will lose a portion of your audience.

He's fucking himself with that one, in the past he lost dolphins multiple times during the days off or cause some other streamers were put in his audience suggestions.

As for the whales, they're mentally ill and no way they'll leave him they invested too much into him.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

Jaspie Jr, siddown, siddafugdown. I’m gonna say some bad words, and you’re gonna listen.

Your daddy Philip was a rat. And now he’s in witness protection.

Your mommy Fhetkhet too. That’s why she’s been gone longer, they got to her sooner.

He usually does a begathon before a Staycation, so either staycation or CT trip. I doubt Linda croaked just based on the fact that tobacco-roasted old women tend to live to 139 st the very least.

I doubt it’s anything interesting, but hey, I could be wrong. Maybe Fhet Khet got off the benzos and locked down a new simp?

 

[UsedUp]

We all know dsp is infamous for his pity bucks schemes but if this hypothetical situation of Linda Burnell has died, Phil receiving pity bucks for this specific reason is beyond scum. My mawm is gone guys, don't you want be to be happy, let's hit those goals. For those of you that don't know, my mawm died peacefully in her sleep, now what that means is...

 

[PetiteDragon43]

He's staying away and building up the dent support so he can come back with a stream that pulls in $3,000 in a single day, just to "prove" he can do a more successful stream than the KC collaboration.

Yeah it would be the penultimate conclusion to building a parasocial audience followed by one of those twats rolling up to his front door. But all that would prove is he can go without streaming fulltime 6 days a week and can afford to take off to do real world things. He never needed to sit and babysit uploads and never had to make himself look busy. And more importantly he could've used the streaming as a side gig.
Nonetheless I chose Social Experiment because its the funniest option.

 

[Coke Zero]

I'm going with he's in connecticut visiting his parents. We've known since the kino DMs came out that he was planning to go visit them sometime this year and he can't say that's what he's doing because it would confirm he was being truthful to ppp in the DMs. He just didnt bother coming up with an excuse for what he's doing because really nothing would make sense or be believable so why bother.

Most other scenarios people have floated would likely result in phil turbo begging and crying on stream so it makes sense that its something he actually wants to keep secret, like visiting his dying mom just how he told ppp he was going to.

 

[Mr. Brown]

I think it's wild that the only reason anyone on this planet knows Phil is still alive is because a bunch of autists on an internet forum keep checking his WWE Champions account for activity.

Are we the dents?

 

[TheTractor]

I don't think we can survive the Pigsplainning his mom death every pre stream and the beg nukes, we are cooked.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

I think it's wild that the only reason anyone on this planet knows Phil is still alive is because a bunch of autists on an internet forum keep checking his WWE Champions account for activity.

Are we the dents?

As long as you're not giving him money in any way you're not a dent. Dsp is one of the most antisocial people in this world. It's a matter of were missing the goldust of him embarrassing himself.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Day 3 of the thread civil war

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Maybe Jasper died. And the one two punch of losing both him and Porkchop was just too much for Phil to bear.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Maybe Jasper died. And the one two punch of losing both him and Porkchop was just too much for Phil to bear.

Phil would be holding his dead cat up to the stream by the tail for donations if that happened.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Wow, thanks for explaining what all of us can plainly observe. your post was TOTALLY necessary and useful!

Settle down.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Even Phil's not retarded enough to fly out on Saturday, say "Hi mom....bye mom" and then fly back Sunday morning.

yes he is

 

[Moar Krabs]

Phil would be holding his dead cat up to the stream by the tail for donations if that happened.

I always felt like Phil would resort to chopping up Jasper and eating him lol

 

[Moar Krabs]

Even Phil's not retarded enough to fly out on Saturday, say "Hi mom....bye mom" and then fly back Sunday morning.

Only realistic (curse word on Kiwi Farms) way that can happen is if he took a non stop flight to and back and he's definitely not spending the money on that unless his parents pay for it themselves which wouldn't surprise me

 

[Phillsa Negger]

Just a friendly reminder: The longer the DSP stays silent, no matter the cause, the greater the chance of dents breaking pignosis, because it has a timer effect and they have very weak minds, the spell has to be constantly recast. My prognosis is even fewer paypigs when he returns. The longer, the better.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Just a friendly reminder: The longer the DSP stays silent, no matter the cause, the greater the chance of dents breaking pignosis, because it has a timer effect and they have very weak minds, the spell has to be constantly recast. My prognosis is even fewer paypigs when he returns. The longer, the better.

After the whole apology tour ICS was so patheticly generous to show he is not above doing, I'd sooner believe the dents are working another job so they can come back with even more money for when master shows up.

 

[DerelictOnion]

The dents won't be breaking anything without outside help. Much like domestic abuse, they are too conditioned to listen to everything Phil says. If anything, several days of no-Phil would make them want to shower him with even more money when he eventually returns.