Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Meriasek]

36 is not an SAT score.

Dunno, sounds like the SAT score Pat would have achieved, actually.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I hope some OnA prankster upper decks him, google it if you don't know what I mean.

I'm surprised that it hasn't already happened.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I'm surprised that it hasn't already happened.

I'm pretty sure stalker children have threatened to do it on Twitter, meriting a prisoning from Rick.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Harvey Wippleman?

Thats’s Doctor Harvey Wippleman to you!

 

[Judge Holden]

He just about realizes not to publicly accuse them of this as he still feels burned from paying Quasi.
So instead of risking another court case backfiring on him, he thinks he can fuck with them on what he deems safer ground.

I don’t even think she lost a client, that author just quietly blocked and ignored all Patrick’s shit and didn’t respond. He was enraged that an up and coming author was getting attention so he fatly koolaid manned into her twitter to tell her that actually she’s not really getting any support for her writing, it’s just that people support her to spite him, a total twitter stranger. It was magnificently unhinged and he fatly waited for her to grovel and denounce Leslie right then. He can still be goaded into seething about it to this day. Really the only way he’s gotten one over on Leslie is the worldcon ban, but she got him first with the penguicon ban. Brian Keene continues to drag his balls across Patty while maintaining a girthy, veiny career and a bookstore, with a wife and unabandoned childs.

Behind every prissily worded email to event organisers and every tearfully engraged DM spam in the inbox of random authors who contract with the wrong publisher there stands...

 

[JustStopDude]

I don’t even think she lost a client, that author just quietly blocked and ignored all Patrick’s shit and didn’t respond.

Oh definitely. The likelihood of Leslie losing a client is almost zero. It drives home the point how clueless Pat is at social cues that he can't understand what a feminist author wouldn't immediately tear up their first contract with a feminist publishing house when a fat white guy just starts fatly making outrageous, loaded accusations.

Like Pat claiming Leslie is mentally ill, in the context of feminism, is hilarious to me. Relatively recently, a husband could force their wife into a mental hospital and get a fucking lobotomy rather than deal with a divorce or menopause.

Someone Leslie's age, and especially feminists, know the story of Rosemary Kennedy. I don't get how Pat can't see this. It's amazing.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

What I am surprised about is the state agreeing to this. States never like suspending parental rights as this takes away a potential to pay for the kid vice becoming a ward of the state.

The only reason the state agreed has to be that PCJ was willing to step up and fully be counted as the father.

In some states (not sure it applies here) - whoever is listed on the birth certificate as the father is the father, genetics or reality be damned.

 

[Pendulous Dong]

I have no idea what I'm talking about, as I've never taken the ACT because I'm not a retard and I went to a real college. But then again, kids today may all take the ACT, I don't know. I would assume most people with half a brain would do very well on the ACT, but again, someone can correct me if I'm wrong.

If you went to a real college you would know they're basically the same test and colleges don't care which you take.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I recommend In-n-out burger if you hit up the West Coast. It's sort of like the Chick-fil-A of burgers. Very cheap and consistent quality for fast food.

As someone who lived in the Midwest, Culver's. In n Out is good. Culver's is better

Oh definitely. The likelihood of Leslie losing a client is almost zero. It drives home the point how clueless Pat is at social cues that he can't understand what a feminist author wouldn't immediately tear up their first contract with a feminist publishing house when a fat white guy just starts fatly making outrageous, loaded accusations.

Like Pat claiming Leslie is mentally ill, in the context of feminism, is hilarious to me. Relatively recently, a husband could force their wife into a mental hospital and get a fucking lobotomy rather than deal with a divorce or menopause.

Someone Leslie's age, and especially feminists, know the story of Rosemary Kennedy. I don't get how Pat can't see this. It's amazing.

Agents don't lose clients. You are damn lucky to get one in the first place. YOU lose your agent if you fuck up. Literally any author would work with a hyper rad fem Agent if they took interest in their work. Why? Well, they like your shit dummy. Clearly politics didn't matter if they picked you up.

 

[OffTopic]

If you went to a real college you would know they're basically the same test and colleges don't care which you take.
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Wait are you guys all 23 years old?

 

[RussianParasite]

Even his FACE is FAT.

Fun fact, this picture wasn’t actually taken on Mt.Washington. His fat face actually just covers most of downtown Pittsburgh.

I totally get why they agreed to “no, child” support requirement.

FTFY

I should add that I do not believe for one moment that Pat got a 36 on any part of the ACT.

If Rick scored 36/36 on multiple parts of the ACT he could have actually gotten into a few schools (non-community college) even with his 1.7 GPA. I believe mama Raven made her special boy take the test, but there’s a reason he went to and flunked out of a community college. I’d say 20 or below overall seems about right.

If you went to a real college you would know they're basically the same test and colleges don't care which you take.

My info is 20+ years old here, but I thought for some reason most of the Ivy Leagues or other “upper-tier” schools preferred the SAT. State schools were completely fine with the ACT. This may have changed though.

Someone mentioned they’d love to see Patrick take the ASVAB, and so would I. Not knocking anyone or anything but it’s a test for literal retards. Like one of its purposes is to determine “is this person actually too stupid to be in the military?” I think I missed one question total and I’m not particularly smart.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If you went to a real college you would know they're basically the same test and colleges don't care which you take.

at least when I was a sprog most colleges would take either, but the general consensus was the SAT was "harder" and a higher score on it was better. The ACT was for failures and faggots

then again my info is from when the SAT scaled to 1600 and didn't have essay questions

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

If you went to a real college you would know they're basically the same test and colleges don't care which you take.
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Around the time Pat went to high school, which test you took was determined by which college you wanted to get into. I took the ACT because my university wanted that score, but my high school offered both tests and I had friends who took the SAT.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Around the time Pat went to high school, which test you took was determined by which college you wanted to get into.

Not necessarily. If he went to a small, rural high school in the Midwest (he grew up in BFE), those schools would generally steer the entire junior class toward taking the ACT and integrate test prep into the curriculum that was tailored for the ACT.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Not necessarily. If he went to a small, rural high school in the Midwest (he grew up in BFE), those schools would generally steer the entire junior class toward taking the ACT and integrate test prep into the curriculum that was tailored for the ACT.

Wisconsin may be an outlier but I went to a small rural high school in a Great Lakes state at the same time as Pat and they had to give you the SAT if that's what you needed. He might have had to travel to another school to take it, but certainly he had the option. Both tests cost money, I think I paid $74 to take the ACT in 1997.

I don't remember a lot of test prep being offered in school except for the P-ACT. Unlike Pat, I was an honors student with a lot of AP classes and if I didn't get much assistance then Pat certainly got none.

 

[Piggle Rick]

and if I didn't get much assistance then Pat certainly got none.

Yes but since you weren’t a retard, maybe you wouldn’t know what assistance a retard got, especially a fat retard whose mother worked at the school as a counsellor.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Yes but since you weren’t a retard, maybe you wouldn’t know what assistance a retard got, especially a fat retard whose mother worked at the school as a counsellor.

In the 90's the only assistance retards like Pat got were early release programs that let them leave after lunch to work at Burger King. Small schools didn't have the motivation or resources to ram rod someone like him into a university. That wouldn't come until the new millennium when the country decided that 60 IQ niggers actually belonged in state colleges with pretty white girls.

I went back to school in 2010 for a semester and I was amazed by how black my alma mater had become. I wasn't able to eat in the Student Union because of all the monkeys jumping up on tables and throwing shit at each other. These were clearly fatherless young men who had no business being at a university. In less than a decade, the administration and the government had transformed my university into any inner city high school. It was incredibly depressing and part of why I decided I didn't need an MBA.

 

[JustStopDude]

The only reason the state agreed has to be that PCJ was willing to step up and fully be counted as the father.

In some states (not sure it applies here) - whoever is listed on the birth certificate as the father is the father, genetics or reality be damned.

Yeah I used to volunteer with my local VA medical center, sort of a vets helping vets program. I had one shithead who the state would not allow him to give up his parental rights despite him being a drug abusing, unemployed loser, and the kid had a wonderful step father.

Not saying my old state is the same elsewhere, but one could NEVER sign off their parental responsibilities because the state was so insistent on kids not ending up in foster care, in case of a death of the other parents.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

In the 90's the only assistance retards like Pat got were early release programs that let them leave after lunch to work at Burger King. Small schools didn't have the motivation or resources to ram rod someone like him into a university. That wouldn't come until the new millennium when the country decided that 60 IQ niggers actually belonged in state colleges with pretty white girls.

I think this really depended on the school. For example, in areas where there is a university nearby (e.g. a satellite campus of a state school like Indiana University or Ohio University), back in the ‘90s teenagers could take certain college courses at night or in the summer. I am not saying this was at all schools but I know of many where that was the case. I’m sure they adapted when the internet became a thing (which happened right after many districts were convinced to pass levies to finance very costly fiber optics “labs” that enabled remote classes, only to see those be made obsolete within a year or two).

But the main point is that Pat has always lied, still lies, and will lie until his fat heart gives out. Take everything he says with a kilo of salt.

 

[Slapdragon]

As you may recall, Pat was debunking Brian Keene's allegations that he never attended a protest by sharing photos he took at a recent boomer protest.


Leslie then alleged that he lifted the photos off of the Internet:


Pat decided to prove Leslie wrong twice more, stalker, by sharing a brand new selfie:

"That happens when your account is popular."


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