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Last pic is a legit jumpscare. That man is out of his fucking mind for taking that, thinking "yep", and posting it on the Internet.
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theaream/scotlandnotreel/Alex Gatto
Well, I took it upon myself to phonebook @theaream because why not? We've all been acquainted with his love for fatties, but I'll introduce you to his other kinks such as: feminization, bimbofication, balloon noises, lolicon, male pregnancy and inflation via cum (AKA "cumflation"). He also probably fried his own brain over the years and was introduced to his expansion based fetishes via early exposure to anime.
As for actual information about him from his Blue Sky, we know he's male, 21 years old, born May 6th 2004, and currently lives in and is originally from California.
Well, I thought this was all very well and interesting, so I ran his usernames through whatsmyname.app and got:
Three out of the four lead to only empty accounts, but the Patreon lead me to:
Well, that's a different name. I did a google search of that and found:
What a handsome lad! His gills should be growing in soon.
Well, a young man attending college at UC Merced. Has been since 2023, which would've put him at 18 or 19 when he started. Seems about right for college age.
The question is, how can I be even slightly sure they're the same person? California is big and is the most populous state in America. Well, I did a bit of cross referencing and have listed my evidence below in order from strongest to weakest.
I originally had a faulty hit on Am I Pwned, which the fantastic @Sperg Spectating pointed out. In return, he gave the Paypal of theaream which confirmed the name.
This is an image of theaream's room helpfully provided by the man himself. I want to say that the door, the drawers, and the walls are not what I'm concerned with. Those are pretty common in dorms period dot. It's the floor. Note the striped pattern?
These are much clearer images of the dorm rooms at UC Merced. Hey, that specific floor pattern is here again.
On May 4th, 2025, Alex was so worried about finals that his studies interrupted his jelq sessions.
This lines up with UC Merced's schedule for Spring Semester Finals.
I will caveat this, however, because mid-May Spring Semester Finals are common amongst colleges. However, this does prove that he is in college and corroborates that the room photos above are most likely college dorm photos.
This lines up with UC Merced's schedule for Spring Semester Finals.
I will caveat this, however, because mid-May Spring Semester Finals are common amongst colleges. However, this does prove that he is in college and corroborates that the room photos above are most likely college dorm photos.
A little while ago, Alex purchased some Touhou merch from a Daiso store. These are the most plentiful in California, but they're still a bit spread out.
However, I found that there's a Daiso that's just a 21 minute drive away from UC Merced.
However, I found that there's a Daiso that's just a 21 minute drive away from UC Merced.
Social media links:
Straw.page / A
Deviant Art / A
AO3 / A
X / A
Blue Sky / A
Patreon / A
Linkedin / WHY THE FUCK DO ZERO ARCHIVE SITES WORK WITH LINKEDIN?
Paypal / A
If you have any other information you guys would like to add on, feel free.
Edit: correction to my first piece of evidence, followed by even stronger evidence linking Alex to theaream and a better picture of the lad was provided by @Sperg Spectating. A tremendous help.
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God has left the chat.
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- Jul 26, 2023
i hate being a touhou fan so bad
Fishmalk Observer
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There's always a way out. Take others of your kind with you.i hate being a touhou fan so bad
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Do not let other people's bullshit disturb your inner peace.i hate being a touhou fan so bad
And don't believe the commie lie of "being part of a community because you're interested in x". You're not part of something just for liking stuff.
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Hey, we got nonverbal confirmation I was right, because he DFE'd. Shame I could only preserve the LinkedIn in screen captures. Here's the carnage so far.
DeviantArt
Paypal
Linkedin
Changed his Patreon to no longer use his real name.
His Straw.page is completely obliterated.
He hasn't really purged his A03, Blue Sky, or X accounts yet.
Total Kiwi Victory.
Edit: AO3 has been purged.
Edit 2: Blue Sky has been purged.
DeviantArt
Paypal
Changed his Patreon to no longer use his real name.
His Straw.page is completely obliterated.
He hasn't really purged his A03, Blue Sky, or X accounts yet.
Total Kiwi Victory.
Edit: AO3 has been purged.
Edit 2: Blue Sky has been purged.
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Closing the barn door after the horse has already left. They clearly don't teach opsec at UC Merced. Isn't it the worst UC anyway?
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He's a tubby chasing tranny lolicon that looks like he's from Innsmouth. I doubt he could make it anywhere else. They'd put him in some sort of social sciences class and he'd masturbate in the auditorium to pictures of African kids with those potbellies they develop due to starvation.
originalusername
kiwifarms.net
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youre the person who wished me a belated welcome to the farms now I gotta see how far this rabbithole goes cause what the fuck
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Finally, the X account has been deleted.
It is truly fucking over for all the public accounts of der feeden gooner. He does have a discord by the tag of scotlandnotreel though, so I expect him to just cope, seethe, mald, and dilate there.
Edit: ninja'd by @Arrival. That SOB.
It is truly fucking over for all the public accounts of der feeden gooner. He does have a discord by the tag of scotlandnotreel though, so I expect him to just cope, seethe, mald, and dilate there.
Edit: ninja'd by @Arrival. That SOB.
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This one closely resembles my own experience with so-called "public education," but even though he's a sad lonely weeb stuck in California of all places, why did you have to attach your real face and name to all your fetishes my guy?
Of all the lessons that the human race refuses to learn...
Enginig Gaming
kiwifarms.net
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>Post 2 messages on the farms
>Gets inmediatly do... i mean Phonebooked by KWanons
If you admit being extreme dgenerate who likes whatever the fuck was that attack God Creation remember to keep it on your closet unless you want to mess with Nullistan and thier Touhou aficionados.
He fucked around and found out.
>Gets inmediatly do... i mean Phonebooked by KWanons
If you admit being extreme dgenerate who likes whatever the fuck was that attack God Creation remember to keep it on your closet unless you want to mess with Nullistan and thier Touhou aficionados.
He fucked around and found out.
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- Jan 8, 2023
It's pretty funny that I probably wouldn't have done it if he hadn't posted here. The post he originally joined to responded to was focused on whether or not Kornington was sinking deeper in his fetishes. He just decided to come here to defend a random guy who commissioned him. He didn't give any really good information on the guy, but he was surprisingly forthcoming with it. It's a shame he never told us who DM'd him about that post, because I would've liked to out a Ratatouille rat.
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Amazing. This idiot really didn't know what kind of landmine he was stepping on, even though it was signposted and everything, and only now does he feel the pang of shame that gets him to hide his crap. Well, it's too late pal, because as we say around here on the Farms:
LongForgotten
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I wouldn't particularly have a problem with the reddit dolls if tw*tter didn't exist.
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Doesn't really belong here, because it's not Touhou Community in specific, but we got reactions from @theaream's fellow gooners he was close with on Blue Sky.
Weird little group of tight-knit feeders. I think that concludes the Alex Gatto saga.
For now.....
Weird little group of tight-knit feeders. I think that concludes the Alex Gatto saga.
For now.....
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