Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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Has she come to terms with the fact she's retarded yet?

I have a website except it's private you can't see shit without an invite, not listed in Google, etc. and I constantly get emails from shitskins going "wow I was reading you website and much impress, I optimize SEO for you and build pages and even iphone appstore!!!!" so I wouldn't doubt if she has a crack specialist team on it as we speak

Hopefully it has Gacha mechanics where you can unlock randomized children for the Woggle to predate on
You can set a filter so emails with certain keywords go straight into Spam.

Or in Cherie's case, set it so it automatically gives them money...
 
The age old question....if a retard knows they're retarded, are they really a retard?
Self awareness barely pushes them out of the "severely retarded" category for a number of unfunny and mildly horrifying reasons.

But it usually has the same effect as Chris using his autism as an excuse to keep acting like an retard, come to think of it
 
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Only if they willfully continue to be retarded.
Which is usually.
To be fair, an lot of them don't have the mental bandwidth or to learn how to improve the situation that they're in. Like Cherie moving on to make something that's entirely original instead of spending a lot of money to rip off an preexisting IP for an extremely small audience
 
To be fair, an lot of them don't have the mental bandwidth or to learn how to improve the situation that they're in. Like Cherie moving on to make something that's entirely original instead of spending a lot of money to rip off an preexisting IP for an extremely small audience
Eh, if it's a personal art project I'd disagree. It seems an autistic obsession of her's and in that honestly she probably should stick to it, but seeking to monitize it and make a business of it like she wants is laughable.
I'd rather see her stubbornly stick to her woggleguns than make some mass marketable slop that would be profitable.
 
Eh, if it's a personal art project I'd disagree. It seems an autistic obsession of her's and in that honestly she probably should stick to it, but seeking to monitize it and make a business of it like she wants is laughable.
It's not even about money, it's about fame for herself and Woggy. That's why it needs to be Woggy - she needs to make people love him as much as she does.
 
It's not even about money, it's about fame for herself and Woggy. That's why it needs to be Woggy - she needs to make people love him as much as she does.
I don't know everybody can love Woggy if even in the movies had a stupid voice filter and sounds like a retarded who acts like a Einstein of some.
 
It's impossible for a retard to write a smart character. Wogglebug is Cherie's idea of what a smart person should be.
That's one of the more delightful aspects of her crippling tism. She picked this character Baum deliberately made an annoying, bloviating, jackass know-it-all.
 
That's one of the more delightful aspects of her crippling tism. She picked this character Baum deliberately made an annoying, bloviating, jackass know-it-all.
The only thing she took from Baum is the name and origin story. Her Wogglebug is nothing like the original - she made him a well-meaning but emotionally unstable and socially inept weirdo. Someone who is laughed at behind his back all the time. Gay comic relief character from an 80s comedy.
 
The age old question....if a retard knows they're retarded, are they really a retard?
Early Chris Chan was self aware enough to make something like "Rolling and Trolling" but he doubled down on retardation anyway. God, it's depressing to compare Cynthia unfavorably to Chris Chan. Part of her charm is that you kind of want her to succeed, but also you know that she is too retarded to ever actually do it.
 
This part is accurate to Baum's Wogglebug. The "main" characters, the ones you'd recognize from the movie, tell him to STFU multiple times because he loves puns and can't read the room.
But more like a snake oil salesman who's unaware that he's bad at his job than Cherie's pitiful sperg.
 
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