Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Alright, I think this is the worst episode they've had so far.

It's like they're allergic to content. I don't get it.

Their hearts are not in it tonight.

I don't know why they wear themselves out on lolcows from 40 years ago and then make themselves tired for Ralph, Idubbbz, and so on, not to mention the three and half gallons of coffee warski drinks during the first hours of the show, ensuring he'll interrupt the shit out of it once it eventually gets going, if that even happens tonight.
 
Now they're back on track but I don't think they realize how much good will they lose during the first hours by just burning time.
Buddy.... It doesn't matter how much good will they burn. You're not the target audience of the casino. Retards with money are. When they turn on Freebird and beg for money, you're essentially watching the two ugly strippers dance and plead with you on their poles to throw them a benji so that they're kids don't starve. You maybe tempted, because it's funny, but you look at your other peers and their all either weebs, gamers, or degenerates. You may even see one huffing the panties of the skinny stripper. Gross... You put your money back in your wallet and you leave Kino Stripsino. A better man.

What I'm trying to get at is I'm glad you're waking up, son.
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I disagree. I think if they had 10 paying viewers but no one else, they would stop.
Buddy if you think the 3.5-4k viewers they consistently crack despite numerous hiatuses, cancelled shows, and hours if nothing burger slop night after night are real, I got a pair of Warski's boxer briefs to sell you.

It's been blatantly obvious for a while now the show is propped up by, and catered to a handful of whales. Add to that whatever ad rev the youtube clip channel nets them, and what any other mark that donates a superchat or a single sub is a drop in the bucket.
 
I disagree. I think if they had 10 paying viewers but no one else, they would stop.
Maybe, but if they had 10 paying viewers that spent a thousands of dollars on them they would not. Let's not kid ourselves, if they could choose to have rich paypiggies vs a decently sized audience, they would more than likely go for the paypiggies, especially the devout ones.
 
Buddy if you think the 3.5-4k viewers they consistently crack despite numerous hiatuses, cancelled shows, and hours if nothing burger slop night after night are real, I got a pair of Warski's boxer briefs to sell you.
As I have said before, you can substract 30%-50% from that. Kick views are like Rumble views or worse. Free botting from Eddie the fag. A scumbag predator who makes a living off gambling addicts.
 
Buddy if you think the 3.5-4k viewers they consistently crack despite numerous hiatuses, cancelled shows, and hours if nothing burger slop night after night are real, I got a pair of Warski's boxer briefs to sell you.

It's been blatantly obvious for a while now the show is propped up by, and catered to a handful of whales. Add to that whatever ad rev the youtube clip channel nets them, and what any other mark that donates a superchat or a single sub is a drop in the bucket.
I started noticing this sometime around the Vegas debacle. The big subs seem to be very planed out around certain sections of the show. Then you have the names lots of them are very similar as well ass donation amounts. It seems "the gunt ranger" is the main one right now but I suspect its either psycho or some other pig who's name use to be a regular. If you watch the chat its the same people mostly spamming stickers and emojis, which makes it look like the chat is moving faster than it real is. There is definitely some shady business happening on the back end.
Andy taking off his shirt right before the tectone segment was totally scripted it became obvious when the tard started commenting awkwardly.
Now I'm at 4hrs and they are starting to wind it down "woah buddy we've been going for 4hrs" , I know trashy baristas that put in more effort. They really need to stop going so long on the idubbz stuff, its too burned up, They could talk about so many other things.
 
I was going to make a bunch of these to see how thin skinned andy was, but Kick has better cyber security than I thought. I got banned after I followed before I could chat. I'll take name suggestions.
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Kick didn't ban you, Andy or one of his jannys did. I once made a new account called "Thin Skinned Pork Chop.". Followed the channel and not a minute later Andy looked off screen murmured "fucking faggot." and I was banned lol. I don't think I ever laughed so hard at the casino as I did in that moment. This was well before the Vegas leaks too.
 
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