Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.4%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 69 32.4%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.8%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 66 31.0%
  • Total voters
    213
Sneed Force One said:
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Congrats @SterilizedGlowsticks, your part of Balldo lore.
Hey Nick! You "win" (no fee shifting, 100k loss) a lawsuit and your first thought is to check us out? How obsessed are you!
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Lmao, he's pretty retarded. I have no money because I'm disabled. He has money because his parents are rich. None of that money is earned, none of my money is earned (because I can't work).
The difference is - he's just a lazy retard, he has no excuse. When I was able to, I worked hard and earned my money. The government didn't make me, I did it by choice.

But of course he uses his limited thinking capacity and decides everyone here is like me, and has no money.

Of course, he's also limited in his thinking enough to judge people by how much money they have.

All round, it makes me happy to know he has learned nothing in all this time.

Feel free to use me as a gloat example Nick, maybe it will make Aaron unfuck your wife. Maybe it will make past you not give Aaron your *permission* for him to fuck your wife.
 
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Nick is a lifelong welfare queen thanks to his grandfather’s hard work and brilliance. Nick is a dummy so he lives off the handouts from mommy. His children only have food to eat because of another man. And they taste Aaron Imholte’s semen every time mommy kisses them, just like Nick, whose wife got pumped full of dork jizz dozens of times.

None of those are win conditions, Nick.
 
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Lurking9e9 said:
  • No second house.
  • No boyfriend/bull.
  • Janny Josh didn't delete his thread.
  • Can't afford fast food.
  • Have to put up road signs for 80 hours.
  • From #1 in Youtube Superchats world wide to #4 on pedotips, losing out to a "comedian" with 1.8k subs.
  • Legally prohibited from drinking.
NICK REKIETA ALREADY WON!
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Nick on his victory lap:
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Sneed Force One said:
I like Nick and Randazza's victory lap on Twitter right now.
Nick, this is a pyrrhic victory, you crashed out so hard during this case you picked up several felony charges and wasted 100k instead of apologising.
Huff that Galaxy Gas tonight king, you earned it.
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All of Nick’s W’s are pyrrhic to the point where I unironically believe he’ll die before the Battle of Jim’s driveway like Pyrrhus* died getting shanked in the streets before a battle.

*For the folks at home and people more into train history (like @Potentially Criminal), Pyrrhus was a king and general of antiquity who was an enemy of Rome. Pyrrhus was regarded as a pretty good general if not one of the best, however, as time went on each victory grew more costly. It got to the point where victories were more like losses because they might win the battle or even a war, but they can’t hold the objectives of that battle or war. A Pyrrhic victory is a win where upon a few seconds of thought, it is obvious that the victory was so costly it was a loss.
 
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Sneed Force One said:
Tough break on the Monty case.
Still, Nick’s probably out at least $100k after hiring “the finest lawyer money can buy”, with no fee shifting to soften the blow.
Now he’s sweating it out, literally, doing government menial work in 100% humidity. I don't think he'll be popping off the champaign cork.
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Rendazza Tweeted exactly how much Nick had paid as of May 2025 ($386,282.65). I think the "retarded people believe this. Lmao" is a response to the Tweet above it.
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If the number is 300k, then most of Nick's house went into Randazza's pocket. If the number is significantly less than 300k, then most of Nick's house went up Nick's nose. In either case, there's only one retard.
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Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
What is the best way to find out were Nick is doing his "service" I wonder
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Well if he's doing road work (said he was "putting up road signs"... if you believe him)... you just have to find out where it's being done. Or drive around and find him that way, kind of a waste of gas though. Unless you're committed.
 
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Cross post from the Nathen Mazri thread:

Nathen has been doing a Instagram Q&A and it’s pretty obvious a kiwi flooded it(he’s posted in his own thread twice now though so it’s not unheard of.) One of the questions was about Nick.

So, what does Nathen, the Garfield obsessed manchild son of a Saudi billionaire who made a Garfield version of Sonichu that battles DSP to rid the world of capitalism, think of Nick?

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I don’t know what’s funnier, that he has to use AI to get an answer to who Nick Rekieta is, or that Nathen of all people, a man who had gay sex with his own cousin and was too busy fingering his own ass to take care of his cat, thinks Nick looks satanic.
 
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