Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 37 31.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.8%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 39 32.8%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 13 10.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 29 24.4%
  • Total voters
    119
Vibralldo said:
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Nick doesn't even know if his kid's keyboard is sweaty? Huh :thinking:
 
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Vibralldo said:
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Nick's tweeting like he's celebrating with a substance
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I started archiving his little victory lap tweets, getting ready to make a post with the compilation… but then I looked at them again and realized how utterly worthless they are. Just painfully stupid.

Nick, your comebacks are so lame they’re not even worth reading twice. This is your best? Pathetic.
 
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Nick's downfall isnt gonna be a sudden thing, it never is.

He's gonna keep circling the drain for years and years, kept solvent by his parents money as he wastes away spiritually and physically.

Its 5 years til he goes full cokehead again, because you know he hasn't learned anything and the second he's off probation he'll immediately return to using without restriction. (I think he's still using but in far more moderation and mostly gas).

At some point his kids will be going to college on Mommy's dime, because you know this wastrel can't afford to do it. Worse would be when he says 'the kids dont need a degree, Kayla' not understanding they won't get floated the same way he is. Not that the marriage can get any colder.

Then the kids finally move out and get a taste of normal life situations (and probably some therapy) and they'll have no love of Balldo or Kayla. Nick won't care, but Kayla will.

Nick's on a long and steady road to being a neet junkie, only keeping his house because his trust pays the bills.

I wonder if the trust pays less once Nick isn't supporting children, since it seems the number of kids effects the trust payout.

Nick can survive not streaming, but I don't think he can survive the trust payouts getting heavily slashed, as he has no way of living within his means otherwise.
 
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Vibralldo said:
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"Can I still have sex with it?"
Nick, This is your worst attempt at being funny since the one about a cop's order at Denny's.

I hear you can get super buzzed by idling your car in the garage. Or wearing a plastic bag on your head and a belt around your neck.
 
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So No one has claimed they sent the medallion... But now that monty has said uncle... Is the rubber mask going to come off revealing he sent it to speed up the fall of baldo. Or better story we are going to see a second medallion appear?? A spite medallion? That would be funny.
 
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DemsBNutz said:
So No one has claimed they sent the medallion... But now that monty has said uncle... Is the rubber mask going to come off revealing he sent it to speed up the fall of baldo. Or better story we are going to see a second medallion appear?? A spite medallion? That would be funny.
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He probably ordered it himself because he really wanted it, he's a fan of ChrisChan but he has to keep it secret.
 
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DemsBNutz said:
So No one has claimed they sent the medallion... But now that monty has said uncle... Is the rubber mask going to come off revealing he sent it to speed up the fall of baldo. Or better story we are going to see a second medallion appear?? A spite medallion? That would be funny.
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At this point Im willing to belive that sonichu demon is real, and it send medalions to people who were alread on path to selfdestruct to spread its influence wider and quicker.
Potentially Cat Mom said:
Dammit. I was hoping people would be lining up to donate now that Hardin had taken over. Oh well.
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I guess Hardin was honest enough to tell monty he can't go long mile with how much bulshit randaza did, and it was to late to gather money, im sure if he did another wave of croudfounding and was shouted out by certain people he'd have enough but oh well, another W for nick to make next L even bigger, as per usuall with him.
 
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DiabeticSydePhil said:
Nick has gotten a technical draw at a exponentially higher cost to himself than his opponent. Because there was no fee shifting (something Nick was clearly gunning for) he is stuck paying Randazza's full bill.
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Rekieta losses: half a bag of doritos sassily eaten, 1 house foreclosed, 1 house sold, 1 gay lover, 1 dosed child, 26 grams of cocaine (purity unknown)

Result: Decisive Monty Strategic Victory, New Randazza BMW, and the establishment of the KNU as the new global reserve currency.
 
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