Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Payoff time takes too long though. Billy has the sense to wait to tromp all over your defeated, gay corpse after he's completely won. That can take several years.

So Nick has a chance of dying before Billy wins? I'd love to see Billy get awarded Nick's life insurance policy. Bonus points if Billy sued Nick into a potter's field urn.

 

[CoomerTine]

Crazy to think that this lawsuit that got dismissed led to the Coke stream and all the bullshit that ended up outting him

 

[AnOminous]

So Nick has a chance of dying before Billy wins? I'd love to see Billy get awarded Nick's life insurance policy. Bonus points if Billy sued Nick into a potter's field urn.

I want entertainment NOW though. I don't want it some time I might be dead myself.

So Nick has a chance of dying before Billy wins? I'd love to see Billy get awarded Nick's life insurance policy. Bonus points if Billy sued Nick into a potter's field urn.

Remember, Billy's win had the judge openly mocking Karl Jobst's idea of himself as a knight with a lance going after the dragon that was Billy.

And when Billy won the case, he got the biggest own I've ever seen in a legal opinion: "Unfortunately for him, his lance was not as strong as he believed it to be, and it has broken in the contest."

 

[FlawlessCowboy]

People really, really need to stop doing cringey shit in this thread. The bounty shit was cringetastic. It's in the realm of what the other, better forum considers a bit gay.

In regards to Nick's wins? Half the fun of a lolcow is watching them do the meme of pouring champagne in victory when they are in a situation that a normal person would be mortified to be in. The other half is watching them do retarded shit like move to Syria, smoke crack, move into a shack in Mexico, and get into prolonged legal battles where the only winning move was to never play. I expect more retarded shit coming and I will laugh if Nick starts suing people for "ruining his reputation".

 

[DemsBNutz]

So when life throws you lemons call Lamoni? I wonder how much one would have to pay to have Lamoni read the body cam footage transcripts..

My lawyer bills have taught me one thing the fighting side always pays 4x what the other side pays. When the opposition has all the bits and bobs going their way... I pray the man upstairs has a way of bringing the proud to their folly. Perhaps some writing on the wall? Followed by some raving in a field? Or they just don't showing up to court. And get spanked by the judge. You take that pile of lemons you now have and squeeze it down with that tiny bit of sugar from the small wins. Makes the sour bitter moments of court an easier pill to swallow.

I raise a glass of lemon juice cut with some tears and minor victories. Cheers!!

Here is to the hope he ends up missing the poop shoot. Cleaning the portapottys and slipping on some goo.. Sliding face first into the collection unit of urine, poop, sharts and shats... Biff from back to the future eat your heart out

 

[AnOminous]

People really, really need to stop doing cringey shit in this thread. The bounty shit was cringetastic. It's in the realm of what the other, better forum considers a bit gay.

Jihad on you you fucking faggot. We definitely need pictures of Nick in an orange jumpsuit picking up trash or putting up signs. What are you, fucking retarded?

 

[AltisticRight]

People really, really need to stop doing cringey shit in this thread. The bounty shit was cringetastic. It's in the realm of what the other, better forum considers a bit gay.

In regards to Nick's wins? Half the fun of a lolcow is watching them do the meme of pouring champagne in victory when they are in a situation that a normal person would be mortified to be in. The other half is watching them do retarded shit like move to Syria, smoke crack, move into a shack in Mexico, and get into prolonged legal battles where the only winning move was to never play. I expect more retarded shit coming and I will laugh if Nick starts suing people for "ruining his reputation".

Nobody here should personally go and meddle with shit but everyone wants to see this emaciated Aaron Imholte fucktoy wearing steel toe boots putting up roadsigns poorly that will top over in three weeks.
If you don't you're just lying.

We don't have to do anything. Someone from the Diddleverse will try to gain clout.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

Jihad on you you fucking faggot. We definitely need pictures of Nick in an orange jumpsuit picking up trash or putting up signs. What are you, fucking retarded?

Usually I would be against the bounty...but Nick is a smug aloof lying delusional piece of shit snd deserves every bit of embarrassment and intervention he gets as karmic retaliation for those kids.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick set the terms of engagement when he defended Melton sending a dozen goons to try and snap a photo of Aaron at his trial and tried to set up surveillance cameras to surveil the courthouse.

According to Nick, the bounty is essentially paying for journalism.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick set the terms of engagement when he defended Melton sending a dozen goons to try and snap a photo of Aaron at his trial and tried to set up surveillance cameras to surveil the courthouse.

According to Nick, the bounty is essentially paying for journalism.

I wonder how many pictures of Nick's kids Melton got...

 

[Vibralldo]

I wonder how many pictures of Nick's kids Melton got...

When Nick runs out of money and Aaron milk Melton's gonna start charging him with photos of his kids' feet to call into NLO

 

[River possum]

Mr. Sen on YouTube is Baldowashing Rekieta. This faggot flip-flops so hard. He wanted Nick's downfall, now he's on Rekieta's dick. Of course he takes his potshots at the Farms and dear sneeder, using the same old ED article.

His video

Ghost archive isn't working for me right now.

That guy is the most embarrassing limp wristed narcissistic faggot, makes the tranny lover chud logic look like gigachad.

 

[Vibralldo]

Mr. Sen on YouTube is Baldowashing Rekieta. This faggot flip-flops so hard. He wanted Nick's downfall, now he's on Rekieta's dick. Of course he takes his potshots at the Farms and dear sneeder, using the same old ED article.

His video

Ghost archive isn't working for me right now.

Crazy that recently lolicons are willing to defend someone whose cocaine wound up in his own daughter to own the kiwis

(Gator was also glazing Nick today)

 

[Dipodomys]

I hope the kids can enjoy Nick not being home for 8 hours a day.

I really do feel for them. They're kept constantly busy, they're always supervised, when they are home their parents never leave the house. Freedom is an alien concept to them. Nick talks about them like they're high maintenance pets.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

This is what winning looks like. You may not like it, but
this is peak victory.
Also

lol

 

[Burt Macklin]

Nick talks about them like they're high maintenance pets.

Are they kept roped off in their bedrooms having to shit and piss on pee-pads?

Pics to show it's false. If none, it's most likely true.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Are they kept roped off in their bedrooms having to shit and piss on pee-pads?

Pics to show it's false. If none, it's most likely true.

They just go on the piles in the corner, like any other animal.

 

[Something Awful]

I think Nick actually forgot to learn what "endemic" means. Too busy putting up signs.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

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This is what winning looks like. You may not like it, but
this is peak victory.
Also
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lol

Nick needs to let that remaining hairline go.
Nick needs to put the fries signs in the bag road.

 

[RotPockets]

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I think Nick actually forgot to learn what "endemic" means. Too busy putting up signs.

Nick doesn’t know the difference between pyrrhic (thread’s new favorite word) and phimosis.